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THE Mutant Zombie Hordes Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Cashmere » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:57:21

LUDI - I'm sorry my comment brought out the irrational feminist in you.

For someone who is so level headed about so much, it's a shame that your possession of a vagina so heavily biases your opinion on this matter.

I'd be very curious to see how your opinion would differ if we could somehow manage to affix a penis to you.


In short, it's a spectrum. On the scale of how to control population, the following is ordered by effectiveness.


Stern Reprimands.
Handing out condoms.
Administering birth control directly.
Sterilizing men.
Sterilizing women.

So if you want the best bang for the buck, you simply condition the acceptance of food to females on their receiving an injection that permanently prevents their ovaries from making viable eggs.

Let's say that costs X dollars.

You spend X dollars, and every woman who comes in drops from the breeding population.

1 administration, 1 less breeder.

Let's say you do the same thing for men - vasectomies are too expensive for me, so let's say we develop chemical sterilization.

So you spend X dollars, and your breeding population drops by zero.

The question then is, how much has the babies per woman number dropped based on every male?

If you average 3 babies per female, for example, you lower the total population by 3 people in 1 generation for every female you sterilize.

How much is that average lowered by sterilizing 1 male - clearly not 3.

Citing animal studies is, frankly, stupid.

Women are smart enough to figure out to sample multiple men when they want to get pregnant.

Look at the black community - how many partners does the average black female in the inner city have by age 20?

In that community, a sterilization rate of 50% of males would likely result in a much smaller population drop than the 50% it would in females.


In short, I don't really give a rats ass who you sterilize - men, women, both, neither - but it's stupid to suggest that sterilizing women wouldn't be substantially superior to sterilizing men.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:04:11

Excellent flame, Cashmere. Really supports your argument well, I think.


I'm not sterilizing anyone. :)


My husband has had a vasectomy, however. Maybe you can ask him to give you the "penis perspective" on this matter.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby mos6507 » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', '
')Overall, it shockes me when someone is suggesting vasectomies for population control.


Overall, it shocks me that you don't seem to understand that this method works with other animals, quite well, in fact. :roll:


Nobody performs vasectomies on animals, though. They castrate ;)
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:14:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', '
')Nobody performs vasectomies on animals, though. They castrate ;)


No, if you'd read the link, they sterilize males in a way which will enable them to continue to have sex.

:)
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:17:46

Anyway, just to be flounce around being more irrationally feminist, the main problem I have with the "chemical sterilization for food" program is the coercion aspect. I don't like coercion of anyone. I would not want to be sterilized in exchange for food, personally, so I do not want to advocate that for anyone else.

So if that indicates my brain has fallen out through my vagina, oh well.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby VMarcHart » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43:47

Gadzooks, Scoob! How did this thing go from roaming to castrating?

Anyhoo ... I think the thick of the masses will roam where they are; in the cities. The braver will get on bicycles and go camping 24/7 near places where they can "borrow" small things now and then. I hope and will probably be in the second group.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:48:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('VMarcHart', 'T')he braver will get on bicycles and go camping 24/7 near places where they can "borrow" small things now and then. I hope and will probably be in the second group.


By "borrow" do you mean "steal"? Why do you hope to steal in the future, if that's what you mean by "borrow." If you mean something else, please clarify.

Planning to steal for a living doesn't seem like a very good plan, in my opinion.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby mos6507 » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:43:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', '
')No, if you'd read the link, they sterilize males in a way which will enable them to continue to have sex.

:)


Learn something new every day. I'm sure they are thrilled about that one.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', '
')Learn something new every day.


You bet! :)

I couldn't find a reference to the injection to permanently sterilize women so their ovaries would "stop making viable eggs." The nearest I could find was a pellet which is inserted into the uterus which causes scarring of the fallopian tubes. Of course a woman doesn't "make eggs" - she is born with all the eggs she will ever have.


$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')o if you want the best bang for the buck, you simply condition the acceptance of food to females on their receiving an injection that permanently prevents their ovaries from making viable eggs.



So, I hope someone will post a link to that procedure. Thanks!
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Pretorian » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:32:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', 'I') think what's more likely is a "zombie horde lite" which is just people strategically moving from collapsing cities to rural regions. In so doing they will destroy these rural areas with thier sheer numbers. They will move while they still have the means to do so.


Not hardly. They will be walking fertilizer once they get out of eyeshot of someone who would be forced to react to zombie-control with an official response. Which, in rural America, is pretty much everywhere.

If you intend to be one of the zombies hunting for "helpless" rural folks... understand this, a good portion of them (us/me?) are flat out nuts, have guns, and routinely shoot at or nearly at people already for no particularly good reason. Out of town zombies, trespassing?

Fertilizer.


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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby cube » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:31:22

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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby wisconsin_cur » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:34:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', 'I') think what's more likely is a "zombie horde lite" which is just people strategically moving from collapsing cities to rural regions. In so doing they will destroy these rural areas with thier sheer numbers. They will move while they still have the means to do so.


Not hardly. They will be walking fertilizer once they get out of eyeshot of someone who would be forced to react to zombie-control with an official response. Which, in rural America, is pretty much everywhere.

If you intend to be one of the zombies hunting for "helpless" rural folks... understand this, a good portion of them (us/me?) are flat out nuts, have guns, and routinely shoot at or nearly at people already for no particularly good reason. Out of town zombies, trespassing?

Fertilizer.


i nominate this post as the most naive of this month. Any objections?


you could nominate it for the Dunce of the Day award
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby emailking » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:29:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('biofuel13', 'T')his will ripple outward from the cities further and further into the countryside.


I wonder if zombie hordes are subject to the inverse-square law...lol!


It will be an inverse power law (approximately). i.e. 1/r with r being the radius (for small r where the earth is still approximately flat). It's just geometry.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Schneider » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:08:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Fredrik', ' ')A starving nation with nukes would be more problematic if they're next to you and you had none, but this would be quite exceptional.


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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby AgentR » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:01:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', 'i') nominate this post as the most naive of this month. Any objections?


You can nominate all you want, and perhaps you visualize something different; or haven't tried walking cross-country in real rural areas....

Rural areas will be hideous death traps for the starving masses. Combination of factors make this so:

1.) physical strain on unprepared people trying to travel substantial distance on foot.

2.) lack of available water to support any significant concentration of roving masses.

3.) tendency of rural inhabitants to shoot people for the fun of it.

4.) tendency of local rural enforcement to not give a darn about the shootees, as long as the corpse isn't left in the road.

50 miles out from their starting point, these roving masses will be physically crippled, desperate, stupid, disorganized, unarmored... and loud...

They will not be some disciplined, armored, well supplied, well fed and watered army. They will not be carrying adequate supplies to sustain themselves, nor engage in any sort of generally successful campaign of force.

In short.. they are the walking dead....ie, zombies. Fertilizer.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby wisconsin_cur » Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:15:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', 'i') nominate this post as the most naive of this month. Any objections?


You can nominate all you want, and perhaps you visualize something different; or haven't tried walking cross-country in real rural areas....

Rural areas will be hideous death traps for the starving masses. Combination of factors make this so:

1.) physical strain on unprepared people trying to travel substantial distance on foot.

2.) lack of available water to support any significant concentration of roving masses.

3.) tendency of rural inhabitants to shoot people for the fun of it.

4.) tendency of local rural enforcement to not give a darn about the shootees, as long as the corpse isn't left in the road.


50 miles out from their starting point, these roving masses will be physically crippled, desperate, stupid, disorganized, unarmored... and loud...

They will not be some disciplined, armored, well supplied, well fed and watered army. They will not be carrying adequate supplies to sustain themselves, nor engage in any sort of generally successful campaign of force.

In short.. they are the walking dead....ie, zombies. Fertilizer.


You talk pretty tough. Exactly how many people get shot by these "rural people" who like to shoot other people for fun? Funny thing is I've never shot anyone for fun and I have lived in some areas with low population density. No one I went to school with shot anyone for fun. I kid that rode the bus with me as a kid is in prison for murder. That wasn't fun though, that was a drug deal gone bad.

My law enforcement got kinda excited when someone was murdered... it only happened about once every 50-75 years. The highlight of a career one might say.

The thing is, you can hold your position and make a good argument for it for some of the reasons you mentioned. You can even say that rural people will defend their homesteads and kill a lot of "zombies." But we're not that "stocked up with ammo and supplies." Maybe you are, but don't try to be a spokesperson for "rural America."

Frankly I'm tired as hell of being treated by people as if I'm a nose picking hillbilly because I am a rural person (and a hillbilly I guess but I do not pick my nose in public). I can do all the things Hank Jr. sings about but I also read tolstoy, love my neighbors, have compassion for people, share, and I do not shoot people and if i did my local sherriff would rightly put me behind bars.

You can have your male paramilitary fantasy, just don't project it on me. The more you talk the more I, and everyone else, is convinced that your are speaking out of...

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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby Pretorian » Thu 19 Jun 2008, 01:07:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', 'i') nominate this post as the most naive of this month. Any objections?


You can nominate all you want, and perhaps you visualize something different; or haven't tried walking cross-country in real rural areas....


They will not be some disciplined, armored, well supplied, well fed and watered army. They will not be carrying adequate supplies to sustain themselves, nor engage in any sort of generally successful campaign of force.

In short.. they are the walking dead....ie, zombies. Fertilizer.


there is no need for army to take out some redneck farmer/hillbilly.
Lets look at 3 most tipical situations: 1 random "zombie" , a group of random 'zombies" and an organized group of "zombies"

So yes you can shoot 1 unarmed guy who doesnt expect to be attacked at the moment, neverthless you play your chances, may be 1 in a 300 to end up as a pigfood ( much less if you shoot him in the back )
If its a group of 3-4 or more, even poorly armed (i.e a kitchen knife/sticks ets ) you have 1 chance in 10 or so to end up being pigfood, that is if you got them by surprise.
Same group with most basic weapons, which knows what it wants and where are your whereabouts, you stand not a chance whatsoever. May be 1 in 5000. Or, most likely, you'll wound/kill one of them and you'll be sorry that you became a gardener a few minutes later, while hanging by the foot on your favorite apple tree and having a ski-stick with 1 side fixed to the tree and another to your anus.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby truecougarblue » Thu 19 Jun 2008, 02:57:20

Pretorian, I totally disagree with this, especially the 1 in 5000 odds.

If I know some group or individual is coming, (and I do know because my dog is barking at them) then unless they have special training the odds are most definitely in MY favor, even if I do nothing until I hear glass breaking or a door being kicked in. When that happens even in today's world, (and not the post apocalyptic fantasy being discussed) one is entirely within one's right to take the intruder out.

I would say the odds of 3 of them taking me and my wife down in our own home are about the same as the odds that they are all armed with shotguns.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby AgentR » Thu 19 Jun 2008, 03:09:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('wisconsin_cur', 'a')d hominen snippage


Nice.

re: content...

You want to believe the zombies will rule rural america... Great. I suppose it makes a nice fantasy; but in general, the terrain and elements will kill most, any that are violently inclined will be mopped up easily enough as they do stupid things that get them shot.

I suppose its possible you live in a very peaceful and placid region.... I dunno. Hope it stays that way for you.
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Re: Will starving masses roam or stay put?

Unread postby AgentR » Thu 19 Jun 2008, 03:12:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', 's')nippage of individual encounter possibilities..


There aren't 1, 2, or 3 possibilities; there are tens of thousands. All have completely different outcome matrices. Listing a few doesn't really tell you much.

The balance does not favor a Zombie Kingdom in rural america.
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