by Kylon » Thu 20 Jul 2006, 10:07:28
I thoroughly detest Rap music, so I thought someone should start a parody of Rap music, such as the Colbert Report is for conservative talk show host.
The Name:
The Big C-Rapper
The Lyrics- Filled with profanity, ignorance, talks about how pimped up his car is, how much he beats his hoes, and how wealthy he is do to welfare checks, how big, yellow and gold his front teeth are, how's he's been incarncerated for mindless ignorant violence, and because of that can't get a good paying job-due to discrimination by "Tha Man".
The Image on the front of the CD
The Big C-Rapper sitting on his golden throne(not a toliet, but it is implied), with his crown, smiling in what appears to be urban ghetto clothing, with large filled in gold teeth, a joint sticking out of his mouth, while holding three welfare checks in his right hand, and a whip in his left. One of his feet would be resting on two hoes(poorly dressed, skankly dressed women) backs. The inconsistency of his behavior is intentional, as the image that's trying to be portrayed as someone who doesn't care what people think, or that he's a complete and total slob, and lacks executive functioning.
The C-Rapper would be pronounced (see-raper), but what people naturally see is "The Big Crapper". The reason for the intentional deception, is to make an easily apparent deception, which everyone can see through. The Big C-Rapper's name in a sense is trying to be all blustered up. But anyone can see and infer the "Crapper" from putting two and two together. This is essence, characterizes the Big C-Rapper, as he is someone who talks about how great he is, how tough he is, and all that stuff, but when it comes down to it, well you can make your own judgements.
Do you think it would sell?
What do you think?