by SeaGypsy » Mon 05 Oct 2009, 11:29:08
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'M')Y forum and personal worlds are merging. It is getting scary,
I went to a wedding of my kid's friends and mostly their peer group.
I know they really said the normal lines, but I heard:
"I, Jack, take you Jill, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to bounce along with on the bumpy plateau like couple of cockroaches on a trampoline, in sickness and unknown states, until the SHTF and one of us is snuffed, or goes Zombie and hoses the deal entirely.
But then, the ceremony ended, there was draft beer and mostacolli
in big steaming buckets, there was women my age showing cleavage
who wanted to dance, there was little kids dancing with their aunts and
uncles and grandmas, there was the electric slide, the chicken dance,
the world works. Us older farts, we realized, Hey! We are all dressed up
and it ain't a freakin' funeral! Life is good. Life is short. Life is what it is.
P.S.
Excuse me, I lost control of my browser and it flapped around and
beat the devil out of my doomer. I will get things under control and
be back in a few days.
efarmer
When youngens get married in Oz the subtext goes: "Well ever since we took that e that night, we kinda really enoyed bonking so much we shacked up; now our parents have said if we do this they will help us buy a shaggin' shack of our own. We know they want grandkids but we know all about contraception so we won't be thinkin about that for 20 years!"
The olds drink up and enjoy because they are glad the kiddies think they are able to fool them and they are less likely to catch something now they are married.