by Pops » Fri 15 Oct 2010, 18:03:00
Some talk around here about Zombies lately, so what flavor do you fear the most?
Probably most common is the ex-suburban
MORTgator Zombie(Interestingly "mort" has
2 definitions;
Killing and
Numerous)
This creature existed underwater after feeding for some period on ARMs. Now undead and hungry after the credit pool dried up, he/she might play on your sympathy posing as your cousin Darrel or old school buddy Shep in an attempt to infest your couch and burrow into your wallet before feasting on your brains.

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A new strain of Zombie is the
MFZB (Mutual Fund Zombie Banker)This Zombie is part of the Mother Zombie that consumes nest-eggs. Highly functioning and coercive while still attached to the hive and feeding on your savings, you may not understand the danger until your egg is broke and you yourself are zombiefied!
(the MFZB is on the far right behind the guy in the hat)

What kind of zombie skeers you?
A little Zombie music Maestro...
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Ferretlover on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:02:12, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Merged thread.
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