lulz!
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Andrew Heller makes his annual absurd predictions for 2009; One of these is bound to happen some day...skip...
Barack Obama is sworn in as president, then immediately resigns, saying, "Do you know how bad things are? And do you know who everybody's gonna blame when it's not all fixed in a year? Me. Do I look stupid to you?"
Vice President Joe Biden is scheduled to be sworn in as president the next morning, but is found dead from a teeth whitener overdose.
By rule of succession, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi becomes president, causing Rush Limbaugh's head to literally explode inside the EIB network studios, causing janitors to say, "Eyew, I'm not cleaning that up."
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