by vision-master » Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:14:34
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', 'O')nce, about ten years ago, I decided to take a chance and see whether or not I could get some good pot online sent to me directly through the mail. I mean, WTF good is the internet if you can't buy pot on it?
I searched around on Cannabis.com and found a reasonably good reference for a guy at one of the many Amsterdam "Coffee Shops" and I asked him for a "menu" which looked something like this:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'P')URE WEED / HASH without tobacco:
(Prices in Euros for 1 gram and 4 grams)
S ***** SUPERSKUNK WEED, 20 / 60
C ***** CALIFORNIA SKUNK WEED, 20 / 60
M ***** CRUSHED MIXED WEED, 20 / 60
T ***** THAI WEED, 30 / 90
V ***** VICTORY BUDS WEED, 30 / 90
N ***** NORTHERNLIGHTS / WHITE WIDOW WEED, 35 / 105
SM ***** SUPER MAROC BLACK HASH, 20 / 60
AF ***** AFGHAN HASH, 20 / 60
KE ***** KETAMA GOLD HASH, 20 / 60
PO ***** POLM BROWN HASH, 30 / 90
DD ***** DEALERS DIAMOND HASH, 45 / 135
BL ***** BLONDE LEBANESE HASH, 45/ 135
...except there were more choices.
After some deliberation about the origin of the term "skunk", I decided that hash probably had the best chance of making it through customs undetected, so I ordered some Ketama and some Blonde Lebanese. Don't ask me why I ordered two different kinds or why I picked "Blonde Lebanese", I had just always heard of it and it sounded cool, so that's what I ordered.
I dropped $135 in US currency (which he said was OK but he'd prefer Euros and told me to be sure to get the currency exchange right or he wouldn't send me ANYTHING AT ALL!!) in the mail to the address the guy had provided. And I waited. And waited...
Right about the time I became certain that I'd idiotically let myself be ripped off, it came.
I had gone out to the bank of mailboxes in the apartment complex where I lived. The mailman was there putting mail into the boxes. He said, "What's your name?", and started sorting through his envelopes. He pulled out this ordinary post-card looking envelope with peculiar curly-Qish European handwriting on it, the very un-American-looking address prominently displaying "AMSTERDAM".
From the look that the mailman gave me, I thought I'd been busted. He said, "Who the hell do YOU know in Amsterdam?" And I made up some horseshit in reply but he didn't seem to approve at all. It was like he just found out I was buying Russian snuff films through the mail or something.
Anyway, the hash came. One of the kinds was really good, the other was just so-so and I can't remember which was which. The small post-card sized letter came with a piece of ordinary cardboard the same size as the envelope with about a 1.25 inch square cut out in the center. The hash was in this square cut-out. The whole cardboard/hash thing was shrink-wrapped in plastic.
From what I understand from a couple of discussions on Cannabis.com, "weed smokers" are a different breed than "pot heads". "Weed Smokers", they said, will usually opt for the Sativa plant over the Indica because the Indica tends to give that heavy, oppressive, head-ache high that makes you munch, make you paranoid, stare at things -- which is so disappointing. Cannabis Sativa is the long, tall plant with the familiar slender, wide spread leaves - much harder to grow indoors than Indica, which is a short, squat prolific plant with tons of buds, popular with indoor growers. The Sativa variety give a cerebral buzz that sort of effervesces in your mind and gently leaves you after a while with no lingering stupor.
So, if I ever buy pot again (and it's been an awfully damn long time), I think I'm going to use a PO box and I'm going to order a gram of White Widow, which apparently is a Sativa-Indica cross which is easy to grow but gives a pure Sativa-type buzz. Apparently, it is a regular award-winning variety.
PS -- Cannabis.com is sort of like PeakOil.com -- lots of discussion boards on different subjects, not just drug-related. I gather that the site no longer tolerates the practice of vetting online dealers for reliability or honesty. There's a lot of people out there who will just take your cash when you send away for precious herb.
But then, there actually ARE INDEED some blessed souls out there who will deliver the goods in a nicely disguised, unobtrusive envelope -- or best efforts, at any rate.

One of my buds from younger days, moved to Hawaii to start his career as a grower. After a spell he came back to vist. He wanted to send me a chest full of bud through the post office. He said, "no problem". Well of course I said "that's ok, I'll pass".