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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 12 May 2008, 11:11:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MrBill', 'T')his weekend I visited the Greco-Roman archeological sites in the glorious Republic of Northern Turkey. A two hour drive away another world already. Built to last? HA! Ruins, I tell you. Some of them barely 2500 years old and falling apart already! ; - ))

Lessons learned? They had the where with all and technical knowledge to build all those temples; aquaducts; colliseums; open air toilets; and works of art and mosaics to decorate them. But as soon as their less well-off neighbors coveted their stash or an earthquake came along, poof, and it was all gone. Sure, some of the boulders, cut stones and the odd pilar are still there, but the empty destroyed churches of the eastern Meditteranean stand in silent testimony to man's ignorance as much as to his ingenuity.

Anyone that thinks we can innovate our way out of peak oil resource depletion, and thrive while others struggle to survive, should take a lesson from History and SHUT THEIR ORATORICAL ORFICES!


Hey Mr. Don't tell us what we can and can't build. This time it'll be forever and if you think otherwise you need to:
STUFF A PYRAMID IN IT... BACKWARDS!

Edit Note: Sweet Sounding SHUT UP Kpeavey! :) :lol:
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Mon 12 May 2008, 11:43:30

Everything is Impertinent! Shaky Eastbay Buddha
The organized state is a wonderful invention whereby everyone can live at someone else's expense.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 12 May 2008, 22:22:32

Very cute Mr Bill, but I'm as far from such an honor. Quite far, in fact... but not as far away as I was even just a few short years ago! :)

Listen. The best evidence for impermanence there is these days is the short life span for each drop in the price of oil.

Anyone who seriously believes we'll have inexpensive oil again (other than short-lived drops) needs to:

SHUT THEIR TRAPS!

... because no one listening to such crazy claims anymore. The understanding of Peak Oil is now as mainstream as sliced bread.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Thu 15 May 2008, 10:50:38

eastbay, maybe you need a national campaign to get your message across and raise awareness? Like www.STFU.com?

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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he new billboards stress the importance of not being an unbelievable asshole, and paying attention.


Source: New 'Get The Fuck Outta The Road' Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Thu 15 May 2008, 10:55:21

That's a wonderful idea Mr Bill, but our language has better and more cutting ways of communicating so they need to SHUT UP with the foul language.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Tue 20 May 2008, 22:30:37

These darn Reds always go like this, they start out all collective farms and shared sacrifice and then they become dictators, telling people to shut up and then building a big ass dacha on the Black Sea and getting a big ass Zil limo with a red haired driver who doesn't have a discernible neck. I am waiting to turn on CSPAN and see Eastbay at the UN bite his cigar in half and take off his Birkenstock and beat on the podium like Nikita.

"We will bury you Capitalist pud knockers, but first I would invite the Secretary General, and all of the people of the United Nations, to heed my sage words, and simply FUT THE SHUCK UP. I alone jabber for the true Revolution, the rest of you just beat your useless gums at the moon like jimson weed goats.

Come on Eastbay, snap that big Havana stogie off like a crocodile with that muscular mandible for us, old Efarmer hasn't had a good muzzling for a week or two and you know he's a hog for verbal abuse.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 21 May 2008, 00:29:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'T')hese darn Reds always go like this, they start out all collective farms and shared sacrifice and then they become dictators, telling people to shut up and then building a big ass dacha on the Black Sea and getting a big ass Zil limo with a red haired driver who doesn't have a discernible neck. I am waiting to turn on CSPAN and see Eastbay at the UN bite his cigar in half and take off his Birkenstock and beat on the podium like Nikita.

"We will bury you Capitalist pud knockers, but first I would invite the Secretary General, and all of the people of the United Nations, to heed my sage words, and simply FUT THE SHUCK UP. I alone jabber for the true Revolution, the rest of you just beat your useless gums at the moon like jimson weed goats.

Come on Eastbay, snap that big Havana stogie off like a crocodile with that muscular mandible for us, old Efarmer hasn't had a good muzzling for a week or two and you know he's a hog for verbal abuse.



What? You have a problem with real cigars!! :x


Anyone who has a problem with real Cuban cigars seriously needs to ZIP THEIR STOGIE HOLE!

Maybe BigTex knows which boots are best for banging tables, but until someone comes up with something as good as our good friend Nikita used, whatever Comrade Khrushchev was using will have to remain the all-time standard, and what I believe to be an act impossible to follow ... although Comrade Chavez will keep trying! :)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby BigTex » Wed 21 May 2008, 00:44:19

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Wed 21 May 2008, 16:45:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I') alone jabber for the true Revolution, the rest of you just beat your useless gums at the moon like jimson weed goats.

+1

Aside from that, I've never seen such Titmouse Twitterpating and Nest Hair Pulling!*

My suggestion for those here flaying their keys is to give it a rest and start Tapping the Back of Your Keyboard for Once!

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Sun 25 May 2008, 22:32:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I') alone jabber for the true Revolution, the rest of you just beat your useless gums at the moon like jimson weed goats.

+1
Aside from that, I've never seen such Titmouse Twitterpating and Nest Hair Pulling!*
My suggestion for those here flaying their keys is to give it a rest and start Tapping the Back of Your Keyboard for Once!
*Peggy Fasciani

That was really beautiful Pops.

But I thought I clearly TOLD you to PUT A CORK IN IT!!!

Now please do as you're told! Or else! [smilie=violent1.gif]
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 28 May 2008, 01:23:13

BTU,



I'll say it nicely the first time:



SHUT YOUR STINKIN" CAPITALIST LACKEY TRAP!!


(next time I'll add, 'FILTHY'... you don't need that.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby btu2012 » Wed 28 May 2008, 03:25:07

Помолчи товарищ ! Пожалуйста !

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby startswithearthquakes » Wed 28 May 2008, 04:01:07

holy freakin crap!

a goob joo ba jube!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02:09

I can't wait to find out what that means btu. 8O

Until then I'll just sit back and KEEP MY STINKIN" MOUTH SHUT!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Wed 28 May 2008, 20:25:03

Craaap!

Now I had to go and take a crash course in [s]Russon[/s], [s]Rushon[/s], Russian!

Закройте ваши пакостные воняя гадостные тухлые ловушки
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 28 May 2008, 20:30:01

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'D')aarn it!
Now I had to go and take a crash course in [s]Russon[/s], [s]Rushon[/s], Russian!
Закройте ваши пакостные воняя гадостные тухлые ловушки

That's cheating guys. Play fair. And until you learn to play fair, both of you: CIERRA LA BOCA!!

(edit for swearing)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Wed 28 May 2008, 20:45:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '(')edit for swearing)

I apologize, oh soon to be Chief Trap Shutter!

Now Practice On Yourself!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 28 May 2008, 20:50:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '(')edit for swearing)

I apologize, oh soon to be Chief Trap Shutter!
Now Practice On Yourself!

Would you simply please SHUT UP and allow me to SHUT UP! [smilie=argue.gif]
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Wed 28 May 2008, 20:59:47

Shuttin' it here, Boss!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 28 May 2008, 21:13:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '[')b]Shuttin' it here, Boss!

Shuttin it here too Boss... but not for long!! :lol:
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