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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby btu2012 » Wed 04 Jun 2008, 01:10:30

Yeah, cool motorcycle 8)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 04 Jun 2008, 01:56:04

Is it just me, or is this forum where the fun is at?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 04 Jun 2008, 02:00:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I')s it just me, or is this forum where the fun is at?

Small words make me very happy. PMS you just made me very happy. :)

Now I will SHUT MY TRAP and go to sleep.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Wed 04 Jun 2008, 11:11:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')b]SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TWIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!


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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 09 Jun 2008, 21:26:51

I'm going to be gone for a few weeks, so I just wanted to let you all know that for the next two weeks you all need to:


SHUT YOUR DIRTY STINKING FILTHY ROTTEN TRAPS!!

Yeah, especially YOU!! :x










See ya all soon.... :-D
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:06:29

while the commie is away the rats will play
stay out of the sun eastbay, you wouldn't
want to turn all red
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Thu 12 Jun 2008, 05:26:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'w')hile the commie is away the rats will play
stay out of the sun eastbay, you wouldn't
want to turn all red


Since I'm staying covered wearing sunscreen and a hat, the only thing that's turning red is my neck. I'm getting to be a bit of a redneck.

Looks like the board's been a tad slow over the past fw days... I suppose it's due to a flat oil market. Next big price jump will agitate things, as usual. Won't take very long either, as usual.

I'll SHUT UP for now... except to say it's quite hot here... running, trip to the gym... lot's of walking too. I really like this slow town!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:44:40

Hey eastbay, make sure to wear some oil when you tan,
especially if you go to a nude beach on vacation. Be sure
to oil up your spam javelin so it don't get all dried out
and leathery. Just don't make the mistake I did and use
Crisco, it's shortening!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Wed 25 Jun 2008, 21:01:54

I've sold a door that didn't belong to me.

I know this dude and I've rented one of his apartments. Now he tells me that I have to move out because he wants to move in himself. (In the apartment where I'm living).

The problem is that I've sold one of the doors in the apartment to a paper mill executive.

Am I in big trouble now? How do I get out of this mess?

I don't want to marry the paper mill executive because he's a man (I only marry women, because I'm a man) and he's also kind of old and crusty and I don't really trust him.

Would it have been better if I would have sold a radio instead of a door? Let's say it would have been a short wave receiver.

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:21:54

Hi Schweinhshaxe,

Your tale reminded me of something. I remember reading about an Irish guy who died in New York, or near New York, a few decades ago.


A day or two later, his buddies held his wake at his apartment. They took a door off its hinges, set it on a support of some kind, and placed the dead guys body on it. People flowed into this apartment all day offering their final respects and, or course, having a few drinks.


You might consider offering the landlord a few drinks.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Thu 26 Jun 2008, 04:01:54

"Never look a gift papermill executive in the mouth."
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:05:30

Schweinshaxe, if you can work up to where you sell an entire
nation that isn't yours, you may consider moving to Washington
D.C. and becoming an American elected official. Another suggestion
is to tell the owner the door is being held on suspicion of having
willingly been used by a terrorist. Good luck with this conundrum.
If you need to buy some time, give him a door knob and some
hinges and tell him the rest of the door is still under scrutiny.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:33:49

Another good thread seems to be suffering a slow and whimpering death.

I'll offer the observation the US's candidates for president should consider more seriously their suggestions for relieving our current "Pain at the Pump" or just do what the public thinks the oil co's have done and just:

Shut it IN!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Fri 27 Jun 2008, 22:03:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'A')nother good thread seems to be suffering a slow and whimpering death.

I'll offer the observation the US's candidates for president should consider more seriously their suggestions for relieving our current "Pain at the Pump" or just do what the public thinks the oil co's have done and just:

Shut it IN!


Clever Pops

I've been trying to kill this idiotic thread since day one. I mean, how many times do we have to keep telling everyone to SHUT THEIR TRAPS!!

Clearly I'm having a tough time shutting up a few of you. Now we've managed to drudge up Schwein, seemingly from the grave. What next?? 8O


efarmer, excellent suggestion. Just offer the landlord enough to SHUT HIM UP for awhile.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:14:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'N')ow we've managed to drudge up Schwein, seemingly from the grave. What next?? 8O
Have no fear, eb, schwein will SHUT HIMSELF UP!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38:38

OK Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')K Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!



Yeah! Smartest thing I've heard all day:


SHUT UP!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:46:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')K Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!



Yeah! Smartest thing I've heard all day:


SHUT UP!!
giggle giggle. This cutesy thread is stupid. Shut up, eb.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:18:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'A')nother good thread seems to be suffering a slow and whimpering death.

I'll offer the observation the US's candidates for president should consider more seriously their suggestions for relieving our current "Pain at the Pump" or just do what the public thinks the oil co's have done and just:

Shut it IN!


Clever Pops

I've been trying to kill this idiotic thread since day one. I mean, how many times do we have to keep telling everyone to SHUT THEIR TRAPS!!

Clearly I'm having a tough time shutting up a few of you. Now we've managed to drudge up Schwein, seemingly from the grave. What next?? 8O


efarmer, excellent suggestion. Just offer the landlord enough to SHUT HIM UP for awhile.


Statistically speaking, my landlord never speaks. He normally shuts up unless he wants to say or write something. When he moves, you can't see him.

That's how he works.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:52:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')K Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!



Yeah! Smartest thing I've heard all day:


SHUT UP!!
giggle giggle. This cutesy thread is stupid. Shut up, eb.


One would think having the summer off would cheer you up PMS. I guess not. Must be something deep if summer off won't work for you.

Oh, and if you don't have anything nice to say, Then Say Nothing At All
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