[btu2012]

Yeah, cool motorcycle

[PenultimateManStanding]

Is it just me, or is this forum where the fun is at?

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I')s it just me, or is this forum where the fun is at?

[MrBill]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')b]SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TWIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!

[eastbay]

I'm going to be gone for a few weeks, so I just wanted to let you all know that for the next two weeks you all need to:


SHUT YOUR DIRTY STINKING FILTHY ROTTEN TRAPS!!

Yeah, especially YOU!!










See ya all soon....

[efarmer]

while the commie is away the rats will play
stay out of the sun eastbay, you wouldn't
want to turn all red

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'w')hile the commie is away the rats will play
stay out of the sun eastbay, you wouldn't
want to turn all red

[efarmer]

Hey eastbay, make sure to wear some oil when you tan,
especially if you go to a nude beach on vacation. Be sure
to oil up your spam javelin so it don't get all dried out
and leathery. Just don't make the mistake I did and use
Crisco, it's shortening!
efarmer

[Schweinshaxe]

I've sold a door that didn't belong to me.

I know this dude and I've rented one of his apartments. Now he tells me that I have to move out because he wants to move in himself. (In the apartment where I'm living).

The problem is that I've sold one of the doors in the apartment to a paper mill executive.

Am I in big trouble now? How do I get out of this mess?

I don't want to marry the paper mill executive because he's a man (I only marry women, because I'm a man) and he's also kind of old and crusty and I don't really trust him.

Would it have been better if I would have sold a radio instead of a door? Let's say it would have been a short wave receiver.

Thank You!

[eastbay]

Hi Schweinhshaxe,

Your tale reminded me of something. I remember reading about an Irish guy who died in New York, or near New York, a few decades ago.


A day or two later, his buddies held his wake at his apartment. They took a door off its hinges, set it on a support of some kind, and placed the dead guys body on it. People flowed into this apartment all day offering their final respects and, or course, having a few drinks.


You might consider offering the landlord a few drinks.

[MrBill]

"Never look a gift papermill executive in the mouth."

[efarmer]

Schweinshaxe, if you can work up to where you sell an entire
nation that isn't yours, you may consider moving to Washington
D.C. and becoming an American elected official. Another suggestion
is to tell the owner the door is being held on suspicion of having
willingly been used by a terrorist. Good luck with this conundrum.
If you need to buy some time, give him a door knob and some
hinges and tell him the rest of the door is still under scrutiny.
efarmer

[Pops]

Another good thread seems to be suffering a slow and whimpering death.

I'll offer the observation the US's candidates for president should consider more seriously their suggestions for relieving our current "Pain at the Pump" or just do what the public thinks the oil co's have done and just:

Shut it IN!

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'A')nother good thread seems to be suffering a slow and whimpering death.

I'll offer the observation the US's candidates for president should consider more seriously their suggestions for relieving our current "Pain at the Pump" or just do what the public thinks the oil co's have done and just:

Shut it IN!

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'N')ow we've managed to drudge up Schwein, seemingly from the grave. What next??

[efarmer]

OK Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')K Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')K Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'A')nother good thread seems to be suffering a slow and whimpering death.

I'll offer the observation the US's candidates for president should consider more seriously their suggestions for relieving our current "Pain at the Pump" or just do what the public thinks the oil co's have done and just:

Shut it IN!

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')K Pops and all the rest of ya's, put a sock in it, bite on a bar
of Fels Naptha, or just zip that big aircraft hangar of a yapper.
Back to the beautiful roots of Eastbay's thread.

SHUT UP!