by eastbay » Wed 21 May 2008, 00:29:45
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'T')hese darn Reds always go like this, they start out all collective farms and shared sacrifice and then they become dictators, telling people to shut up and then building a big ass dacha on the Black Sea and getting a big ass Zil limo with a red haired driver who doesn't have a discernible neck. I am waiting to turn on CSPAN and see Eastbay at the UN bite his cigar in half and take off his Birkenstock and beat on the podium like Nikita.
"We will bury you Capitalist pud knockers, but first I would invite the Secretary General, and all of the people of the United Nations, to heed my sage words, and simply FUT THE SHUCK UP. I alone jabber for the true Revolution, the rest of you just beat your useless gums at the moon like jimson weed goats.
Come on Eastbay, snap that big Havana stogie off like a crocodile with that muscular mandible for us, old Efarmer hasn't had a good muzzling for a week or two and you know he's a hog for verbal abuse.
What? You have a problem with real cigars!!
Anyone who has a problem with real Cuban cigars seriously needs to ZIP THEIR STOGIE HOLE!
Maybe BigTex knows which boots are best for banging tables, but until someone comes up with something as good as our good friend Nikita used, whatever Comrade Khrushchev was using will have to remain the all-time standard, and what I believe to be
an act impossible to follow ... although Comrade Chavez will keep trying!
