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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby killJOY » Mon 05 May 2008, 06:31:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'Q')uestion, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?



So roll with the punches, jr. Take it as a compliment, ya little stud.

(P.S. to catch women's attention, wear bling. To divert us gay boys, pull up your pants.)
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby Heineken » Mon 05 May 2008, 10:27:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('killJOY', 'H')einie, if I met my self there'd be a fight for the bottom. That spells trouble.


BTW:

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jr: it's mikeb "at" foxhill "dot" com


And if I met you there'd be a fight for THAT bottom.

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby Heineken » Mon 05 May 2008, 10:37:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'I')'m confused, is that KillJoy?


I think he is interested in me actually.


That's what I got.

That's the price you pay for being a stud.



Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh


Good question. I lived in Washington DC from the ages of 13 to about 45 (not continuously; the details are complex). I was a bit of a good-looker myself and attracted HORDES of admiring men. They bought me drinks and meals, took me on trips; a Brazilian diplomat even offered me a lavish life in Brazil!

From women I got not a glance. Women wanted the same money and good life the men were offering me, and for many of those years I was a poor as a church mouse.

I pursued women but they turned up their noses at me. They were always busy, already attached, not looking, cold, fat, ugly . . . or just plain not interested.

After a time, I grew very angry toward the female race.

I could "swing" either way, so I chose men because, effectively, there was no alternative.

Same situation as if you were in prison. You might be straight biologically, but conditions force you to be "gay" (assuming you want or need any sort of sex life, that is).
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 12:07:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'I')'m confused, is that KillJoy?


I think he is interested in me actually.


That's what I got.

That's the price you pay for being a stud.



Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh


Good question. I lived in Washington DC from the ages of 13 to about 45 (not continuously; the details are complex). I was a bit of a good-looker myself and attracted HORDES of admiring men. They bought me drinks and meals, took me on trips; a Brazilian diplomat even offered me a lavish life in Brazil!

From women I got not a glance. Women wanted the same money and good life the men were offering me, and for many of those years I was a poor as a church mouse.

I pursued women but they turned up their noses at me. They were always busy, already attached, not looking, cold, fat, ugly . . . or just plain not interested.

After a time, I grew very angry toward the female race.

I could "swing" either way, so I chose men because, effectively, there was no alternative.

Same situation as if you were in prison. You might be straight biologically, but conditions force you to be "gay" (assuming you want or need any sort of sex life, that is).

I can understand your feelings, but I could never picture myself with another dude. Not natural for me I suppose, which is the answer I get when I ask my friends why they prefer men.

Sure would be a lot easier though lol
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby Tyler_JC » Mon 05 May 2008, 12:44:50

Ah...

So the picture is actually of Jason.

I thought it was a pinup from Play Girl magazine.

You should seriously consider a career in modeling. 8)
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 12:47:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.

I thought it was a pinup from Play Girl magazine.

You should seriously consider a career in modeling. 8)


People need to get their damn eyes examined. I heard wacking your pud made you go blind, I didn't know that posting about peakoil did the same.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 12:54:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'Q')uestion, why do I attract far more men that women.


Answer: Because that picture looks like the June pinup from a gay calendar.

Get a picture of yourself with your clothes on and in which you look sensitive and financially secure, and you may find more women seeking you out.


I was thinking about buying a nice fitted suit.

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby BigTex » Mon 05 May 2008, 17:13:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'Y')ou should seriously consider a career in modeling. 8)


He is.

We're the test market.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby drew » Mon 05 May 2008, 17:49:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.



You're as dumb as me!

The 'pic' is posted at scrubhisballs.com. I right clicked 'properties' on the image.

If it is a real pic. Jason visits some strange websites! (no I didn't visit, the name was enough of a clue)

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby BigTex » Mon 05 May 2008, 17:56:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.



You're as dumb as me!

The 'pic' is posted at scrubhisballs.com. I right clicked 'properties' on the image.

If it is a real pic. Jason visits some strange websites! (no I didn't visit, the name was enough of a clue)

Drew


I believe that scrubhisballs.com is jason's personal website.

He may visit some strange websites, but one of them is his own.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby threadbear » Mon 05 May 2008, 17:58:01

Heineken, I would have gone out with you, in a minute--and I was red hot, but crazier than a hoot owl! I was pursued by quite a few men and actually stalked by a woman. The woman eventually gave up, and I scared most of the guys.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 18:15:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.



You're as dumb as me!

The 'pic' is posted at scrubhisballs.com. I right clicked 'properties' on the image.

If it is a real pic. Jason visits some strange websites! (no I didn't visit, the name was enough of a clue)

Drew


LOL LOL LOL

Anywho. Scrubhisballs.com is my site

My real name is also not jason. you know for an extra clue.. Cookie for someone who can figure out my real name
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 18:33:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.



You're as dumb as me!

The 'pic' is posted at scrubhisballs.com. I right clicked 'properties' on the image.

If it is a real pic. Jason visits some strange websites! (no I didn't visit, the name was enough of a clue)

Drew


I believe that scrubhisballs.com is jason's personal website.

He may visit some strange websites, but one of them is his own.


Until my good computer fried, i was planning on creating a bunch of videos (infomercial types) about a great new product for scrubbing balls.

one of them was going to feature a guy I know who looks like jesus. "I would say something like our product is so amazing it will even scrub jesus's balls" "It will even clean big black balls" <-- This showing a black man with a big smile on his face as we pan down to his bowling balls.

Not only is nothing to big for the super ball scrub forumla but there is also nothing to small. The video would then segway to a chinese guy on the greens who is smiling and states something to the effect of "This forumla is so wonderful it even cleans my small yellow balls"


sorry about the above, I don't have the script anywhere around me, so i can't show you the actual funny lines I created, so you are stuck with that crap
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby greenworm » Mon 05 May 2008, 18:44:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') believe that scrubhisballs.com is jason's personal website.


I believe that as well. :lol:

Image


I don't think any other forum can match our village idiot, a self replicating ball scratching sex bomb. Tough to beat. :lol:
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby BigTex » Mon 05 May 2008, 18:46:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.



You're as dumb as me!

The 'pic' is posted at scrubhisballs.com. I right clicked 'properties' on the image.

If it is a real pic. Jason visits some strange websites! (no I didn't visit, the name was enough of a clue)

Drew


LOL LOL LOL

Anywho. Scrubhisballs.com is my site

My real name is also not jason. you know for an extra clue.. Cookie for someone who can figure out my real name


Jeremiah.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 19:19:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('greenworm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') believe that scrubhisballs.com is jason's personal website.


I believe that as well. :lol:

Image


I don't think any other forum can match our village idiot, a self replicating ball scratching sex bomb. Tough to beat. :lol:


Having fun with photoshop are we???
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 19:24:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'A')h...

So the picture is actually of Jason.



You're as dumb as me!

The 'pic' is posted at scrubhisballs.com. I right clicked 'properties' on the image.

If it is a real pic. Jason visits some strange websites! (no I didn't visit, the name was enough of a clue)

Drew


LOL LOL LOL

Anywho. Scrubhisballs.com is my site

My real name is also not jason. you know for an extra clue.. Cookie for someone who can figure out my real name


Jeremiah.



Well sir, that sure was a tough question, so here you go.

Image
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby bodigami » Mon 05 May 2008, 19:50:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'I')'m confused, is that KillJoy?


I think he is interested in me actually.


That's what I got.

That's the price you pay for being a stud.



Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh


Good question. I lived in Washington DC from the ages of 13 to about 45 (not continuously; the details are complex). I was a bit of a good-looker myself and attracted HORDES of admiring men. They bought me drinks and meals, took me on trips; a Brazilian diplomat even offered me a lavish life in Brazil!

From women I got not a glance. Women wanted the same money and good life the men were offering me, and for many of those years I was a poor as a church mouse.

I pursued women but they turned up their noses at me. They were always busy, already attached, not looking, cold, fat, ugly . . . or just plain not interested.

After a time, I grew very angry toward the female race.

I could "swing" either way, so I chose men because, effectively, there was no alternative.

Same situation as if you were in prison. You might be straight biologically, but conditions force you to be "gay" (assuming you want or need any sort of sex life, that is).

oh no, I prefer asexuality over homosexuality. Sometimes I prefer asexuality over heterosexuality... but I guess it's more about "temporal asexuality" (not wanting sex for weeks; but I've said enough). Go, follow the path of the rainbow; w-e streaks your fancy. :)
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby BigTex » Mon 05 May 2008, 19:53:35

That is a beautiful piece of Photoshop work.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Postby greenworm » Mon 05 May 2008, 20:05:34

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')hat is a beautiful piece of Photoshop work.


Settle down big steam engine, you'll blow a gasket. :lol:


Btw, Jeremiah had me rolling on the floor.
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