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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 20:09:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('zensui', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'I')'m confused, is that KillJoy?


I think he is interested in me actually.


That's what I got.

That's the price you pay for being a stud.



Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh


Good question. I lived in Washington DC from the ages of 13 to about 45 (not continuously; the details are complex). I was a bit of a good-looker myself and attracted HORDES of admiring men. They bought me drinks and meals, took me on trips; a Brazilian diplomat even offered me a lavish life in Brazil!

From women I got not a glance. Women wanted the same money and good life the men were offering me, and for many of those years I was a poor as a church mouse.

I pursued women but they turned up their noses at me. They were always busy, already attached, not looking, cold, fat, ugly . . . or just plain not interested.

After a time, I grew very angry toward the female race.

I could "swing" either way, so I chose men because, effectively, there was no alternative.

Same situation as if you were in prison. You might be straight biologically, but conditions force you to be "gay" (assuming you want or need any sort of sex life, that is).


oh no, I prefer asexuality over homosexuality. Sometimes I prefer asexuality over heterosexuality... but I guess it's more about "temporal asexuality" (not wanting sex for weeks; but I've said enough). Go, follow the path of the rainbow; w-e streaks your fancy. :)


Damn, not wanting sex for weeks. Crap and at your age??? Shit I feel like I need it 3 - 4 times a day
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 20:11:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('greenworm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')hat is a beautiful piece of Photoshop work.


Settle down big steam engine, you'll blow a gasket. :lol:


Btw, Jeremiah had me rolling on the floor.


??? huh I don't remember that
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:01:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'H')eineken, I would have gone out with you, in a minute--and I was red hot, but crazier than a hoot owl! I was pursued by quite a few men and actually stalked by a woman. The woman eventually gave up, and I scared most of the guys.


Well, it's too late now, darling Threadbear.

Too late . . . too late for so much.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:07:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'A')nother identical you. Same mind, same thoughts, same identity. Same face and body, pretty or not. Another you.

And don't tell me you already have sex with yourself. That's not what I mean here.

Make me laugh.


Naww... I wouldn't fuck myself... my standards aint' that low. I'd rather beat the shit out of myself. That would be fun.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:08:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'I')'m confused, is that KillJoy?


I think he is interested in me actually.


That's what I got.

That's the price you pay for being a stud.



Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh


Good question. I lived in Washington DC from the ages of 13 to about 45 (not continuously; the details are complex). I was a bit of a good-looker myself and attracted HORDES of admiring men. They bought me drinks and meals, took me on trips; a Brazilian diplomat even offered me a lavish life in Brazil!

From women I got not a glance. Women wanted the same money and good life the men were offering me, and for many of those years I was a poor as a church mouse.

I pursued women but they turned up their noses at me. They were always busy, already attached, not looking, cold, fat, ugly . . . or just plain not interested.

After a time, I grew very angry toward the female race.

I could "swing" either way, so I chose men because, effectively, there was no alternative.

Same situation as if you were in prison. You might be straight biologically, but conditions force you to be "gay" (assuming you want or need any sort of sex life, that is).

I can understand your feelings, but I could never picture myself with another dude. Not natural for me I suppose, which is the answer I get when I ask my friends why they prefer men.

Sure would be a lot easier though lol

I felt the same way, partially. Since no women were available to poor ol' me, I solved the problem of "oppositeness" by having affairs with young black men (abundant in Washington DC).

There are some incredibly sexy black men out there with bodies that would put even YOURS to shame.

It was a high-risk strategy, but somehow I survived my highly sexually active years intact (two cases of gonorrhea along the way).

Man did I have a wild ride, including during the Disco era, which was vastly more fun than anybody's having these tired-ass days.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:10:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'H')eineken, I would have gone out with you, in a minute--and I was red hot, but crazier than a hoot owl! I was pursued by quite a few men and actually stalked by a woman. The woman eventually gave up, and I scared most of the guys.


Well, it's too late now, darling Threadbear.

Too late . . . too late for so much.
No, it's not too late at all. One thing I learned in Texas, sex is in the mind. You see, threadbear loves to tell such stories, I love to tell of having beautiful strippers in my hashish tractor beam. Come to think of it, I would have loved to have had threadbear, the crazy hoot owl, in my hashish tractor beam. :-D Cheer up Heineken.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:16:12

I'll try, PMS. These are darkling days for me, for many reasons.

Actually I find Threadbear's mind, as transmitted via the ether, quite sexy.

Intelligence can be very sexy.
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:32:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '
')Actually I find Threadbear's mind, as transmitted via the ether, quite sexy.
You and me both, pal. I like it when she trashes the US and the Corporations. Kind of gives me a tingling sensation. I worked for big corporations and came to hate them too. Give me the US of Daniel Boone and Andrew Jackson fighting the Banking interests. It's a sad irony that Jackson's face is now so prominently displayed on the $20 dollar bill of the Central Bank that he fought against.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:34:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'I')'m confused, is that KillJoy?


I think he is interested in me actually.


That's what I got.

That's the price you pay for being a stud.



Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh


Life is cruel like that and women are even more cruel than life itself. I think it's because women don't really enjoy sex that much, they just use it as a tool to get money from saps and to tease men. They'll take a shot in the mouth if they think it'll get a guy to spend money on them. Women enjoy shopping for useless crap like $1000 purses, not sex. Notice how a guy gets action from his girlfriend or wife after he buys her jewelry or gets a promotion at work, but within weeks she starts making excuses and stops putting out.

Women love to torture men by teasing. You ever try go to a dance club and hit on chicks who are in a group? They turn me down and at first I think to myself, "It must be me", but then I notice that they do the same thing to every guy who has the balls to approach them. I then realized that women are sadistic and like to torture men. They go to clubs not to hook up, but instead they just ridicule and humiliate men. They use their vagina as bait and if you get in the trap, they try to humiliate you. Women are fucking EVIL!

I think deep down most women either are lesbians or just indifferent to sex... except for nymphos, but they don't really count since they'll fuck anything with or without a pulse.

I know that most women who read this will say, "I'm not like that" or some other line of bullshit, but they probably are.
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Unread postby Heineken » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:45:14

Sadly, there is much truth in what you speak, Speak.

I've had the dance-club experience you describe, lots of times.

I was in terrific shape, blond, nearly as hot as the pics of Jason, but it didn't seem to matter.

What they wanted was MONEY.

Eventually I gave up and turned to (black) men.

Is this a crazy world or what?
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Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:46:25

I have known a few good women over the years, mostly they weren't all that attractive, but they were honest and just looking to be with someone who would love them in return, but yea the superhotties are hored fucking shits. The hotter they are, the more evil they are. That is the truth.
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 05 May 2008, 23:48:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '
')Question, why do I attract far more men that women. Gay men when they see this photo and some of my others are constantly flirting with me, but women rarely do?

I tell you, It is just not fair.

*sigh
When they "see this photo"? hmmmm. If it's photos, why don't you use this one:

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Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 06 May 2008, 00:04:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'I') have known a few good women over the years, mostly they weren't all that attractive, but they were honest and just looking to be with someone who would love them in return, but yea the superhotties are hored fucking shits. The hotter they are, the more evil they are. That is the truth.


I disagree somwhat. About half the time the fatter and/or uglier they are, the meaner and more psychotic they are. The hot ones are more superficial, but they are also more insecure because any flaw they have is magnified by 1000. They have a shitload of pressure to be perfect and when they can't live up to their impossible goal, it wears down their self-esteem. Giving them back-handed compliments always works nice.

The nice fat and/or ugly chicks are just nice because they have to be. The average man will take shit from a hot chick, but if a hog or butterface give him shit, he'll tell the slut to hit the fucking bricks. They're only nice because it's either that or celibacy... they only have two options.

Also, love is bullshit. It's just some superstitutious nonsense that men made up so women can feel dignified about sex. Guys don't really love women, they just like getting laid.
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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')Also, love is bullshit. It's just some superstitutious nonsense that men made up so women can feel dignified about sex. Guys don't really love women, they just like getting laid.
you've got me longing for the return of blisteredwhippet. At least he only attacked pet dogs and cats. It isn't supurstutuiouses noncenses imbecil. There are a number of refined women here in this forum, and your laying a turd in the punchbowl is crass.
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Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 06 May 2008, 00:27:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'S')adly, there is much truth in what you speak, Speak.

I've had the dance-club experience you describe, lots of times.

I was in terrific shape, blond, nearly as hot as the pics of Jason, but it didn't seem to matter.

What they wanted was MONEY.

Eventually I gave up and turned to (black) men.

Is this a crazy world or what?


I learned to tune out after awhile. I'll hit on any chick hot or not, old or young (not under 18 though), rejection no longer bothers me. The last woman I actually cared about drove me to the brink of suicide. Ever since then, I haven't cared about women or their feelings, just about getting action. If they do reject me then I fling an insult their way. Example...

me: can I buy you a drink?
stuck-up slut: I could have any guy in this bar... why would I wast my time with you
me: you ought to spend more of that time working so you can save up enough money for a nose job (or boob job if she's small-chested).

I do this because it's fun to see the look on their face when they get a dose of their own medicine. I can't decide whether they want to cut off my balls or slash their own wrists. Probably both.

I think you're right about the money element, but there's also an obscenely unhealthy amount of schadenfreude involved on the females part. They did it to you and you were attractive, they do it to me and I look like a thinner George Costanza with hair, they do it to all men.

I can understand how women's antics could make a man want to play for the other team or both teams. I just can't quit eating at the sushi bar... it's as addictive drugs for me.
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Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 06 May 2008, 00:33:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')Also, love is bullshit. It's just some superstitutious nonsense that men made up so women can feel dignified about sex. Guys don't really love women, they just like getting laid.
you've got me longing for the return of blisteredwhippet. At least he only attacked pet dogs and cats. It isn't supurstutuiouses noncenses imbecil. There are a number of refined women here in this forum, and your laying a turd in the punchbowl is crass.


Okay most women are EVIL... of course there are exceptions.

Also, love is bullshit. I stand by that statement 100%.

Btw, it's spelled IMBECILE, not imbecil. If you're gonna call someone an imbecile, then at least spell the word right otherwise you end up looking like... you guessed it, an IMBECILE!:razz:
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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')I can understand how women's antics could make a man want to play for the other team or both teams. I just can't quit eating at the sushi bar... it's as addictive drugs for me.
Alright, I take it back. You are not the turd in the punchbowl. Life is a turd in the punchbowl. I'm just thinking how narrow my escape was.
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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')Btw, it's spelled IMBECILE, not imbecil. If you're gonna call someone an imbecile, then at least spell the word right otherwise you end up looking like... you guessed it, an IMBECILE!:razz:
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Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 06 May 2008, 01:06:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')I can understand how women's antics could make a man want to play for the other team or both teams. I just can't quit eating at the sushi bar... it's as addictive drugs for me.
Alright, I take it back. You are not the turd in the punchbowl. Life is a turd in the punchbowl. I'm just thinking how narrow my escape was.


No hard feelings, PMS
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