[jasonraymondson]

Like sands through the hour glass so are the days of our lives.

Stop fighting children, or I am going to put you in seperate corners.

[BigTex]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'L')ike sands through the hour glass so are the days of our lives.

Stop fighting children, or I am going to put you in seperate corners.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')I can understand how women's antics could make a man want to play for the other team or both teams. I just can't quit eating at the sushi bar... it's as addictive drugs for me.

[threadbear]

Some of you will hate me for saying this, but I will anyway. Bear in mind, two important factors. This is a truly gross generalization and from what I've heard, it applies to younger Canadian American women now, too. It's also a stereotype that in no way applies to any of the women on this forum.

Here goes. When I was young, American women were internationally regarded as being emasculating selfish hags, interested more in money than anything else. When I moved to the states several years ago, I was blown away by the quality of the men I met. These men were often married to monosyllabic neanderthal type women creatures. A very odd state of affairs. First time I've ever felt sorry for white men, as a group, in my life. Tremendously pussy whipped.

[Heineken]

The women's lib movement had a HUGE impact here in the US. I was coming of age at exactly the wrong time (during the 1970s). Hordes of available young women decided they wanted to emulate Gloria Steinem. Men got a particularly cold shoulder starting in that decade, and it never really went away.

To make matters worse, in my case, I was the son of a WWII vet with severe PTSD (although in those years, it wasn't called that and Dad had not even been diagnosed). I had no proper socialization at all. No parties, no normal exposure to the opposite sex. Dad was remote, mysterious, and scary.

Man was I a mess. Still am in many ways. The good news is it can't last much longer, thanks to my good buddy the Grim Reaper.

[Hagakure_Leofman]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'L')ike sand through the hour glass, so is the time spent on this forum.

[SpringCreekFarm]

I thought this was the "go fuck yourself" thread.

For the record, no one, including me, wants to screw me.

[threadbear]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'T')he women's lib movement had a HUGE impact here in the US. I was coming of age at exactly the wrong time (during the 1970s). Hordes of available young women decided they wanted to emulate Gloria Steinem. Men got a particularly cold shoulder starting in that decade, and it never really went away.

To make matters worse, in my case, I was the son of a WWII vet with severe PTSD (although in those years, it wasn't called that and Dad had not even been diagnosed). I had no proper socialization at all. No parties, no normal exposure to the opposite sex. Dad was remote, mysterious, and scary.

Man was I a mess. Still am in many ways. The good news is it can't last much longer, thanks to my good buddy the Grim Reaper.

[dinopello]

So, how about a seal with an opposable thumb ?



Seals are very adept with their noses, BTW...

[hubbertspeak7777777]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '
')
No hard feelings, PMS

[drew]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('greenworm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')hat is a beautiful piece of Photoshop work.

[threadbear]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', 'S')o, how about a seal with an opposable thumb ?



Seals are very adept with their noses, BTW...

[Pops]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SpringCreekFarm', 'I') thought this was the "go fuck yourself" thread.

[heroineworshipper]

There are 3 times more men than heroines in Silicon Valley, those guys make 3x more than me. The heroines can pick whoever they want, so I would be out of that contest. With that in mind, the selection here is mostly fat, bald, pale, bearded, greasy, & hopelessly obsessed with iPods so who knows.

[Heineken]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'T')he women's lib movement had a HUGE impact here in the US. I was coming of age at exactly the wrong time (during the 1970s). Hordes of available young women decided they wanted to emulate Gloria Steinem. Men got a particularly cold shoulder starting in that decade, and it never really went away.

To make matters worse, in my case, I was the son of a WWII vet with severe PTSD (although in those years, it wasn't called that and Dad had not even been diagnosed). I had no proper socialization at all. No parties, no normal exposure to the opposite sex. Dad was remote, mysterious, and scary.

Man was I a mess. Still am in many ways. The good news is it can't last much longer, thanks to my good buddy the Grim Reaper.

[one_more_day]

As far as I can tell this thread has gone from sex-with-self to drool-over-Jayson to relationships-suck-ass. I guess I can address all of those.

1. Yes, I would have sex with myself. I am curious about what it would be like. I was born extra-sensitive/responsive and as a result, things that most women would sigh at make me scream and convulse.

The few guys who have been with me all have much bigger egos now. They think they are gods of the bedroom, and they are (at least to me). I suppose that I am a monogamous whore. Lots of it, but only with one person.

2. Jayson does look hot in the picture. Of course every one is their own worst critic, so it doesn't surprise me that he didn't agree. Also, I noticed that his boxers were open a bit in the picture. Just a little more and it would have been a very interesting picture, Heh, heh, heh!

3. Relationships suck, it's true. At the same time, some people luck out and have great marriages, partnerships, etc. First marriage sucked hard. The idiot married me and then decided he didn't like being around me, not even for sex. Second marriage is totally different, the guy treats me like a queen even though I am certifiably irrational and crazy at times.

It's not even like we even work hard at it, we just fit and that is all there is to it. And since he treats me so well, I do all kinds of stuff for him that I never did for the first Jerk. H2 wakes up to coffee served in bed and a blow-job every morning. He never asks for it, but I consider it a well-invested 10 minutes of my day.

All this still doesn't guarantee that it lasts forever, but I will always be grateful to have had this kind of relationship at all.

As a last note: I do realize that I am the exception to the rule. The other mothers/wives that I know look at me like I'm insane when I suggest doing thoughtful things for their significant other. Men are supposed to do all this romantic stuff and buy expensive trinkets, but apparently us women don't have to do anything but spread our legs (or pretend like we're going to). I just get irritated when my friends act the bitch and then complain about their relationships.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('one_more_day', '
')It's not even like we even work hard at it, we just fit and that is all there is to it. And since he treats me so well, I do all kinds of stuff for him that I never did for the first Jerk. H2 wakes up to coffee served in bed and a blow-job every morning. He never asks for it, but I consider it a well-invested 10 minutes of my day.

[jasonraymondson]

It is actually funny, when I was fat.. people wouldn't even look at me, now that I worked my ass off and got in shape, I get all sorts of attention. It is actually disconcerting when you think about it. I mean the primary reason I got back into shape was because of peakoil and due to my own fears of being physically prepared should the shit ever hit the fan, but I also Know I did it to make myself more attractive to women. But it bothers me alot, because I have always had the same personality but now that I am in shape people can see past it, but before I never got any respect, people didn't listen to me. It is like being in shape for some reason makes people want to listen to you more. It bothers me a little.

When I use to talk about peak oil and depletion economics, people laughed me off, but now people are listening and I am just wondering is it only because people are listening to the person they see, are they listening because of the news, or is there some other factor that I am missing?

Or maybe I am just paranoid, okay well we know that is true. Though still not as crazy as our resident firefighter.

[threadbear]

One more day--I think women are potentially sexual, just about every day, in their twenties, up until their late thirties, though there does seem to be a "heat" cycle. I think this is poorly understood, considered politically incorrect, and causes many couples a lot of pain. I really think men should, by all means, have lots of affairs, but remain loyal to their wives, if their mates are in off mode, otherwise individuals feel chained to one another and end up breaking up their families.

[WildRose]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'I')t is actually funny, when I was fat.. people wouldn't even look at me, now that I worked my ass off and got in shape, I get all sorts of attention. It is actually disconcerting when you think about it. I mean the primary reason I got back into shape was because of peakoil and due to my own fears of being physically prepared should the shit ever hit the fan, but I also Know I did it to make myself more attractive to women. But it bothers me alot, because I have always had the same personality but now that I am in shape people can see past it, but before I never got any respect, people didn't listen to me. It is like being in shape for some reason makes people want to listen to you more. It bothers me a little.