by cowuvula » Sun 04 May 2008, 23:59:16
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('35Kas', 'Y')ou have to be operated on to have this implanted, and an easy way out of it is to use a home-made EMP device which would cost you around 200 dollars to make. Zap it and those probes are useless.
If you are the kind of person that thinks you could be the target of such a thing, just regularly zap your clothes and put EM protection in your house by laying a faraday's cage into the walls, car, etc.
By a linear amplifier for a cb for 1000 wats , turn it to shannel 13, and put your face next to the antena.
fry the booger.
(funny pun eh wot?)
or
Wear a tinfoil hat
OR (this is good)
It would be fun to stick some small headphones up your nose and play afternoon delight all day long.
That would drive the listeners crazy.
or play a tape saying
"I know you are up there! I can smell you!
play it real loud.\
What NOT to do
Do NOT take a 1200 watt microwave oven, DO NOT take it outside and DO NOT open the door. and DO NOT shoot a 357 round through the middle of the window making about a 1 inch hole.
DO Close the door when that is done.
Take a hand towel paper tube (a foot long, line it inside and out with tinfoil.
But DO NOT put it up against the hole in the door and DO NOT tape it securely, now you DO NOT have a 1200 watt microwave beam coming out of the oven when it is turned on. DO NOT LOOK DOWN THAT TUBE.
Do not put your right and then your left cheek just below the eyes up to the end of that tube sideways so the beam shoot in one cheeck and out the other.
Do not turn it on .....or any metal that might be inside your sinuses will fry in seconds expecially if it is sensitive enough to recieve satellite signals. do not run it more tha 10 seconds .
in fact dont do any of this.
Because when they find out they dont work, they will just drug you again and put in two more and your sinuses will hurt.
Get a tinfoil hat.