by 0mar » Fri 14 Jan 2005, 23:30:53
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')nd the other energy sources will be - what?
Dogs
Dogs are renewable, and burn nicely. Representing a virtually untapped energy resource, K9 power has a mild ecologic footprint, and except for the heart wrenching yelps of pain, have almost no downside.
Wait a minute... I guess I mean Turkey Power.
I mean dogs are cute and sympathetic, while Turkeys are ugly and offensive after all.
Yeah that's it... let's crush up a few million Turkeys and keep driving around feeling important.
Maybe when we reach peak turkey, we can implement the dog idea.
Heck, there are lots of species out there... Let's just kill em all, so Amy's mom can keep driving to soccer practice and her dad's portfolio goes up a quarter point.
They are here for us to mash up anyway right?
If we can keep dog diesel going long enough, maybe mankind will discover new extraterrestrial species we can mash up!
Be a shame if our species mashing ways ended here on Earth, without sharing our gift with the Universe.