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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby TWilliam » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 00:48:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BlisteredWhippet', 'I') would believe that a worm infestation could come from eating Sushi.


That's why it's traditionally eaten with wasabi. Kills them, or at least helps prevent them from establishing...

On another note, it's always seemed puzzling to me that some people completely dismiss virtually all 'alternative' practices as being somehow worthless. Granted some are probably largely bunk, but many are based on healing modalities that have been around for centuries, if not millennia, and they generally wouldn't be so long-lived if they didn't have a fair degree of efficacy.

Not to mention that most pharmaceuticals are derived from plants that have been used in many of these modalities...
"It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas? Is goin' bye-bye... "
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby johnmarkos » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 01:10:57

You know, reading this thread, I can't help but notice that there's a lot of concern for the people but almost no concern for the well being of the poop! I mean, the title of this thread is, "Poop is trapped in people," but who speaks for the poop? What hypocrisy.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'I')BS. Lay off the dairy, quit drinking so much coffee....for starters.


Diet Changes

Some foods make IBS worse.

Here are some foods that may cause symptoms:

* fatty foods like french fries
* milk products like cheese or ice cream
* chocolate
* alcohol
* caffeine (found in coffee and some sodas)
* carbonated drinks like soda



Um, wait a minute. After eliminating these things, there's nothing good left to eat! All that remains is twigs and roots.

True story, my friends literally got "burdock root" in their CSA box this week. They were like, "Uh, what do we do with burdock root?" They were looking it up in books, on Google, etc. Apparently you can slice it up like ginger and use it as a flavor enhancer. Or you can oil your scalp with it. From what I could tell, they had a year's supply. Oh, and then they mentioned that its shelf life was like three days. Doh!
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 01:33:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('johnmarkos', 'Y')ou know, reading this thread, I can't help but notice that there's a lot of concern for the people but almost no concern for the well being of the poop! I mean, the title of this thread is, "Poop is trapped in people," but who speaks for the poop?


That's true! 8O Who's going to speak up for Mr Hanky? :?

Oh, that sad, sad Southpark episode where Mr Hanky's playing the organ.... :cry:
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby jboogy » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 03:08:11

I was wondering why I've felt so sh**ty lately.
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby nemo » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 12:51:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')ometimes he's creamy, sometimes he's nutty, he can be brown or greenish brown.


This thread is shitty and it needs to die. I'm off to defecate.

Poop damn fart!
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 12:57:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('nemo', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')ometimes he's creamy, sometimes he's nutty, he can be brown or greenish brown.


This thread is shitty and it needs to die. I'm off to defecate.

Poop damn fart!


Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby Chaparral » Mon 05 Mar 2007, 14:22:09

Twat is up with this thread? It's lifespan is nothing short of craptacular! I've been pinched for time lately and haven't had the occasion to loaf around on the internet and yet this thread is still running like a log-clogged, low flow commode. Jizz it just me or are the same old constipated arguments being squeezed along by the peristaltic posts of new participants? Most of these threads just sort of go round and round for a while and then dissappear from view but this one just lingers like a mephitic vapor in an unventilated room. This feculent blocking of bandwith must be heretofore squeezed from the fiberoptic tube or it could grow to constipate the internet! If everyone in the world logged on and posted about poop it would reduce the movement on this site from a run to a trot. Perhaps such runny and graphic expurgiation on one's rectal accumulation should not be permitted by the constitution of any republic, large or small, sinking or floating. In the event of a daily blockage, one could always soil the forum by night with bile-colored posts as a way of excreting their cognitive troubles from the upcoming catastrophes of peak oil. Speaking of black goo, maybe only one type of goo should be discussed on a peak oil forum and another could be set up for peak poo. Were I a bacillus of sorts living in an over populated caecum, I'd be quite concerned about peak poo along with colon change, future shortages of incoming boluses and the looming sphincter of microbial annihilation. Maybe I should cease and desist with such suggestions of alternate forums as that could fomite a rebellion. Well, that's my two cents worth. I'll post no further words on merde.
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby Deffeyes » Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:15:27

It's funny that everyone is talking about colon cleansing here. I didn't read the 16pages of comments, I read the first few and then skipped ahead.

I've tried the Colonix - Dr. Natura. It didn't do anything for me. It only made me contsipated and gave me headaches. I was on it for about 5 weeks and I had to quit. It was making my life go haywire! If anyone is considering taking it I would think twice and do ALOT of research on it.

There's alot of "testimonials" on thier site, but they are probably all fake. There's alot of chatter in forums like this one about people getting the same symptoms like i had. Do yourself a favor and stay away from this stuff.

I regret doing it. It made me feel so bad for the time i was on it. Once I quit the cleanisng program, i felt better within a matter of days. Don't waste your money on this crap.
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby threadbear » Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:09:24

Oh, I get it, this thread just keeps coming back. It must have squatter's rights. :lol:
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby Narz » Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:34:22

Well, I'm off to Utah to do some fasting and sweat lodging. Hopefully I'll have enough saved up to leave a nice fertile shit out in the wild while I'm there. :)
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby threadbear » Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:58:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Narz', 'W')ell, I'm off to Utah to do some fasting and sweat lodging. Hopefully I'll have enough saved up to leave a nice fertile shit out in the wild while I'm there. :)


Gosh, I'd send you a Bon Voyage card, for your trip, but don't know what it would look like, or where I'd find it. Hey, that is actually a good idea for a line of cards, isn't it?

Happy Cleanse! Have a Nice Sweat! Shit Happens!

Any other suggestions? We should start a line and sell them on Peak oil.
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Re: poop is trapped in people

Unread postby Deffeyes » Fri 30 Mar 2007, 17:10:43

I found this Colonix Blog, the guy is talking about his Colonix experience. It doesn't seem to be going too well - Colon Cleansing Blog
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