[Falconoffury]

For most of my life, I have eaten a pretty poor diet. About 3 years ago, I started getting interested in health and nutrition. The first major thing I did for myself in that regard was I went on a colon cleanse system. I'm not trying to advertise any company, so I won't mention the name, but I'll say it's a popular system. I was shocked at what came out of me. I saw pitch black, hard spheres, and even nests of worms. The worst thing was what I like to call, the rubber shish-kabob of hell. It was like a rubber rope with these meaty, cancerous-looking chunks all along it, and the smell was close to the worst smell of my life. I passed nasty stuff at random days and it didn't completely stop until 2 months of being on the program. From now on, I spend at least 3 months of every year on the cleanse.

I read that the average American adult has between 5-20 pounds of poop stuck in his body. Some even have up to 40 pounds. At 300 million people, there could be over a billion pounds of poop stuck in people just in the USA alone. If everyone in the country did the colon cleanse at the same time, the sewer systems of the country would be overwhelmed.

All jokes aside, the colon cleanse was the single best thing I did for myself in my entire life. It honestly improved my health in a variety of unexpected ways. I recommend everyone reading this to go out and research colon health. You can find tons of information on web searches alone. I truly hope that a colon cleanse would help all of you as much as it helped me.

[Pretorian]

I did liver cleanse some 10 years ago, and i aslo consider this as one of the best things I've done to myself. The amount and sizes of stones I got out is just beyond any imagination. Literally, thousands and thousands of greenish, emeraldish, blackish stones from 2mm to1.2-1.5sm. My mother got a few stones which had a size of a small walnut.
But somehow i doubt that there are 5-20 pounds of poop stuck in everyone. Why none of it is coming out from cleanses after you got nothing in your guts? How exactly did you do it?
For liver cleansing, you will need some bile-moving teas, an easy diet for a week, a gallon of apple juice, 3-6 lemons, 100-200 ml of sunflower/olive oil and tons of patience, if anyone interested I will describe the process

[emailking]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Falconoffury', 'I') was shocked at what came out of me. I saw pitch black, hard spheres, and even nests of worms. The worst thing was what I like to call, the rubber shish-kabob of hell. It was like a rubber rope with these meaty, cancerous-looking chunks all along it, and the smell was close to the worst smell of my life. I passed nasty stuff at random days and it didn't completely stop until 2 months of being on the program.

[PolestaR]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emailking', 'Y')ou're saying this was all stuff stuck inside of you before? How long before this stared to happen? And how much weight did you end up losing? I'm having a hard time believing that a functioning large intestine can have 5-20 lbs. of impacted crap just stuck there.

[Carlhole]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Falconoffury', 'I') read that the average American adult has between 5-20 pounds of poop stuck in his body. Some even have up to 40 pounds. At 300 million people, there could be over a billion pounds of poop stuck in people just in the USA alone. If everyone in the country did the colon cleanse at the same time, the sewer systems of the country would be overwhelmed.

[Zardoz]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', 'I')'m getting to that time of life when the doctors recommend a colonoscopy every couple of years.

They give you some salts to flush yourself out and then you go in for the procedure...

[PrairieMule]

I just finshed a 1 week detox of the liver, kidney and blood. Helped me curb my appitite for aspertaine, caffine, and nicotine. Everyone should do this.

On the flip side, here is a thought..

If all Americans had the shit flushed out of them, who would be left to sell the Timeshares and Toyotas?

[Falconoffury]

I'm quite sure that the shish-kabob from hell that I passed was actually candida yeast. I was fortunate to use a cleanse that dislodges the candida from my intestinal walls. Candida and parasites are different from fecal matter because they are living organisms that attach themselves to your body. Only certain herbs are able to dislodge them. You could also try a probiotics based treatment for candida. I heard threelac is effective, though I haven't yet tried it. The bacteria eat up the candida, and it dissolves in your body.

Most of the meat produced in the United States contains traces of antibiotics, which the animals are given. Whenever you introduce antibiotics into your body, you are killing all those beneficial bacteria that keep the candida from overgrowing and clogging up the pipes. Anyone who has even mild constipation would probably benefit from a colon/candida cleanse combo.

[cynicalheretic]

This is actually something I am interested in... for god knows what strange reason. What do I need to do and please don't spare the details. BTW if I see worms come out of my ass, I will probably end up in a psych ward somewhere.

[smiley]

"If it ain't broke, dont fix it" is one of my motto's in life and as far as I'm concerned my intestines are doing an utterly superb job so far (knock on wood). Besides, the colon is the result of millions of years of evolution. Nature would have added a flush-function if that would have been necessary.

Furthermore these kind of treatments seem to me to be aimed at the symptoms instead of the cause.

I'm no expert on these matters, but a small amount of candida should be present in your colon. It is only when it grows out of control and starts infesting other parts of your body that it becomes a problem (candidasis). Usually that is a sign that your diet is too rich in sugar and yeast.

Detoxing means removing the toxins. Perhaps you should ask yourself how these toxins got there in the first place.

But that's just my 2-cts.

[seldom_seen]

I have done the 'master cleanse' (free, not a product) twice now for 10 days at a time. The first time I did it, I felt so good I thought I was high on something. My skin cleared up, some lower back pain vanished, and an odd bump on my back that was there for a year or more disappeared.

As Polestar pointed out, one of the benefits of a cleansing fast is that you don't take food for granted. Also, you learn a valuable lesson that the body can go for long periods of time without food.

This is a hard thing for Americans to understand. A culture of food over-abundance where people eat large amounts every single day. I imagine that many would start to panic after a day or two without food, but this is purely psychological.

Your sense of smell becomes acute, and you can taste food with your nose from long distances.

[Stratovarius]

:shocked: OMG are you saying when you took a shit WORMS came out your ass?!?! Were they wriggling around? WTF :shocked:

I hope you were exaggerating.

Can I get this poop dislodged from inside my body some natural way (by eating something)?

[cynicalheretic]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smiley', '"')If it ain't broke, dont fix it"

[cynicalheretic]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Stratovarius', ':')shocked: OMG are you saying when you took a shit WORMS came out your ass?!?! Were they wriggling around? WTF :shocked:

I hope you were exaggerating.

Can I get this poop dislodged from inside my body some natural way (by eating something)?

[Stratovarius]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Stratovarius', ':')shocked: OMG are you saying when you took a shit WORMS came out your ass?!?! Were they wriggling around? WTF :shocked:

I hope you were exaggerating.

Can I get this poop dislodged from inside my body some natural way (by eating something)?

[cynicalheretic]

I have just started looking into this, so I don't have any answers.

Here is a google search I did http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=co ... nse+system

Lots of links to so called products that claim to cure you, I am sure if you also look for free or just information you can find what you want.

I will probably buy a system, (I like reading material when I am on the john)

[seldom_seen]

Here's a link to the Master Cleanse (PDF). It's been around for decades.

http://healthandlight.com/TheMasterCleanse.pdf

In a nutshell for atleast 10 days, you live on lemonade. Actually fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper and grade B maple syrup.

In the morning you drink a saltwater flush, and at night you drink a herbal laxative tea.

[cynicalheretic]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seldom_seen', 'H')ere's a link to the Master Cleanse (PDF). It's been around for decades.

http://healthandlight.com/TheMasterCleanse.pdf

In a nutshell for atleast 10 days, you live on lemonade. Actually fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper and grade B maple syrup.

In the morning you drink a saltwater flush, and at night you drink a herbal laxative tea.

[cynicalheretic]

Holy Crap, I found a website called poopreport.com http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Cont ... colon.html

[Falconoffury]

Alright, since some people are very interested, I'll tell you that I use Colonix. Just go to www.drnatura.com. My candida was not as bad as the picture on the front page, but it certainly made me feel better to be rid of it. If you have a bit of a bulge to your stomach, you could have some very bad stuff in there.

If you take less than 2 bowel movements a day, you are probably in need of a candida, parasite, and colon cleanse, in my opinion. I've heard it sometimes relieves problems that you wouldn't think would be linked to your colon, like headaches, back pain, fatigue, and arthritis.

Humans have not evolved to the point where the current diet in first world countries (mostly the USA) is healthy. We've only been eating like this for about 80 years. Even then, there are toxins that are poisons to all living things that we would never adapt to.