by untothislast » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 04:34:50
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gg3', 'Q')uoth Untothislast: " If you're out walking and you find a dead animal and bird - go right ahead, take it home, cook and eat it - it would be stupid not to."
Actually, it would be one of the stupidest things you ever did, if you lived to tell the tale.
If you find a dead animal, chances are that it has already started to decompose and is thereby infested with all manner of incredibly dangerous bacteria. Also it might have died of some disease that is transmissible to humans. Pick it up with your hands, and by the time you've carried it to a place where you can cook it, you've already slimed yourself with bacterial soup. And even if you cook it to a well-done crisp, any toxins produced by the bacteria (there are many) are still present and active.
Untothislast has just won the Daily Darwin Award for not only missing a lifesaving vital point, but for calling it a smart choice. The prize is negative credibility.
Sorry dude, you did it to yourself.
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As for Sesame Street:
Smoggy day,
everything's charcoal gray,
On my way past where the gangstas meet
Can you tell me how to get-
-get away from Reality Street?
Sometimes, people just can 't see an obvious trap - never mind avoiding falling right into it.
To revisit the example provided: I can pick up my windfall apple or pear and eat it quite happily, in the knowledge that it isn't going to do me any harm whatsoever. Conversely, you - in all truthfulness - aren't going to do anything with that dead sheep or cow you might chance upon - except poke it with a muddy stick. It's already decomposing, alive with bacteria, probably harbouring maggots galore - and possibly a home for variant CJD.
In other words, meat is a filthy material wholly unfit for shoving in our mouths. Thank you for your kind endorsement.
'Oh a sucker is a person in your neighbourhood . . .'