by ubercynicmeister » Wed 28 Dec 2005, 20:21:33
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MicroHydro', 'P')O is heterodox. There are many prophets, but no cult leaders. Nobody has asked me to give up all my money and move to the cult compound in South America. Nobody is pouring kool aid. If someone decides to stop following PO, they aren't kidnapped and dragged back to the compound.
Huh? Y'mean to say I've been wasting all my money on buying those discount robes? I got 'em from a discount store called "KKK Disposals". Pity about the blood-stains, but, well, they do add to the charector. And those sneakers...one careful owner, the ad said.
This is really bad of you, Microhydro, I'm gunna sulk.

Aw, shucks, ...firstly you remove the carefully crafted illusion of endless Oil, then you remove the dream about Peak Oil being a
cult But...Microhydro, I need a few delusions to live on!!!!
Hang on, I'll take up astrology...why? Well, it's more accurate than
ECONOMICS! And the pay's better, too. Now, all I need to do is jettison my ethics & self-respect. After all, it works for Madonna, and Jessica Simpson!
HEY, we have to come up with a snappy name, too - Peak Oil sounds waaay tooo techno. I mean, there's the Klan, then there's the Aum Supreme Truth...how about "Needeep N Schitt"?
"Oh, Hell"?
Uh, "Oh, God, We';re All Gunna Die!" has to be acronymised: OGWAGD, but that don't roll of the tongue nicely...
"Doom" sounds like a game, and we'll run into copyright issues...
How about "Oil Armageddon"? After all, Armageddon means The Hill Of Robbers, and that would describe the Oil Industry pretty well.