by Aaron » Sun 17 Apr 2005, 08:10:04
But OPEC is exploiting their poor oil.
OPEC oil is forced to wear veils in public, can't vote, and is regularly burned at the stake.
It is the duty of the Coalition of the Greedy to liberate this oil from the evil deprivations of OPEC.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')HEN in the course of hydrocaron events,
it becomes necessary for sweet crude to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of hydrocarbon requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all hydrocarbons are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Discovery, Extraction and the Production of Energy
"HYDROCARBON LIBERATION NOW!"
"FREE THE BOUND PERIODICALS!"
What the hell are those crazy monkeys doing in Washington?
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.
Hazel Henderson