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Definitions of 'Doomers' and 'Cornucopians'

Unread postby Lokutus » Sun 18 Dec 2005, 01:40:38

Does anyone have any good clear definitions? Bonus points for humor.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby turmoil » Sun 18 Dec 2005, 02:02:27

Doom: an unpleasant or disastrous destiny; "everyone was aware of the approaching doom but was helpless to avoid it"; "that's unfortunate but it isn't the end of the world" (source: Google)

Cornucopia: also known in English as the Horn of Plenty, is a symbol of prosperity and affluence, dating back to the 5th century BC; a symbol of plentitude, strong harvests and abundance. (source: Google)


That said, the words 'Doomer' or 'Cornucopian' in the context of peakoil, can vary widely and it really depends on the perception of 'Person A' who would be listening to 'Person B' describe the effects of peakoil (or any other topic that could have global ramifications, like Global Warming). For an analogy, in the investing world the person having the relatively negative outlook is the 'Bear', versus the relatively positive outlook of the 'Bull' (see CNBC). So Bull is to Cornucopian as Bear is to Doomer.

Now for a specific definition of both in the context of peakoil.com, I, for example, would be considered a doomer and KingM, for example, would be a cornucopian. :)

But we all go through phases and that's why it's mostly about perception.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Free » Sun 18 Dec 2005, 02:30:34

If a doomer sees a glass that is half full - he smashes it on the floor, starts licking it up and proudly is threatening everybody who comes near him with the broken glass which he retrofitted into a sophisticated weapon.

If a cornucopian sees a glass that is half empty - he drinks it, starts talking to the empty glass and stuffs money into it.

Talk about useless humor! We really leave that better to the Brits...
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby PrairieMule » Mon 19 Dec 2005, 20:30:28

Same Glass of Water:

DOOMER-It makes no difference how much water is in the glass. The point no one understands is that it was once part of Ross Ice shelf in Antartica. Now thanks to man's slothful waste of our petro-resouces we will all roast to death in our Chevy Suburbans from global warming waiting in a gas line.

CORNUCOPIAN-Are you going to finish that glass of water? No? Can I have it? I'm starting a new ice shelf in my new deep freeze
If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby jupiter422 » Mon 19 Dec 2005, 21:28:49

I don't know how many stupid posts I have seen exactly like this. What the hell does it matter in the scheme of all things. I't s such a stupid thread . it has effected me enough to respond . this is stupid. Who gives a f--k!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Andrew_S » Mon 19 Dec 2005, 22:44:25

Half a glass:

Pessimist: half empty

Optimist: half full

Pragmatist: twice as big as necessary
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Omnitir » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 01:52:08

Actually I think the definition is extremely important, because it helps determine how we act.

Peak oil Doomer: someone who thinks we are all screwed and hence there is no point in conserving.
Peak oil Cornucopian: someone who thinks we’ll be fine and hence there is no point in conserving.

The best place to be is somewhere in the middle: understanding the urgent need to conserve, but doing it for a better future. Doomers and Cornucopians – the two extremes – have a very dangerous affect on people. Just look at all the doomers on this site; most of them think the sky will fall and hence don’t give a crap about conservation. They are helping make the sky is falling scenario come true.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Doly » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 10:16:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Omnitir', 'J')ust look at all the doomers on this site; most of them think the sky will fall and hence don’t give a crap about conservation. They are helping make the sky is falling scenario come true.


Completely agree!
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby pedalling_faster » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 11:25:53

the doomer sees a starving neighbor as a terrible tragedy.

the cornucopian sees a starving neighbor as a potential meal.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Ludi » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:28:50

Doomer - anyone you disagree with.

Cornucopian - anyone you disagree with.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby jupiter422 » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 15:07:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Omnitir', 'A')ctually I think the definition is extremely important, because it helps determine how we act.

Peak oil Doomer: someone who thinks we are all screwed and hence there is no point in conserving.
Peak oil Cornucopian: someone who thinks we’ll be fine and hence there is no point in conserving.

The best place to be is somewhere in the middle: understanding the urgent need to conserve, but doing it for a better future. Doomers and Cornucopians – the two extremes – have a very dangerous affect on people. Just look at all the doomers on this site; most of them think the sky will fall and hence don’t give a crap about conservation. They are helping make the sky is falling scenario come true.


omfg Yeah I guess your right . This never ending debate about doomers and cornucorpians is extremely important. Also the stupidity of people who get caught trying to define something thats not going to change a damn thing is important cause it teaches us how dumb people are.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Ludi » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 16:09:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Omnitir', ' ')Just look at all the doomers on this site; most of them think the sky will fall and hence don’t give a crap about conservation. They are helping make the sky is falling scenario come true.


Give two examples, please (Jack doesn't count).
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby oowolf » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 17:02:53

Uberdoomer: A doomer who has accepted the fact that behavior has consequences and has done everything they can think of to change their life and preach environmental responsiblilty to anyone who will listen and still believes we're totally screwed.

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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 17:11:49

Ubercornucopian: a person who believes tulips will bloom on Mars.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Daryl » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 17:36:27

Doomers are crazed loners with no career, children or financial security. They have stumbled on Peak Oil and are using it as a pretext to project their immature rebellious anti-authority complexes on oil consumers.

Cornucopeans are mature well adjusted productive members of society. They are personally attractive, well groomed sophisticates who toil away thanklessly for the good of all mankind.

I think that's a fair balanced assessment and would like to nominate it for post of the week.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 17:43:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Daryl', 'D')oomers are crazed loners with no career, children or financial security. They have stumbled on Peak Oil and are using it as a pretext to project their immature rebellious anti-authority complexes on oil consumers.

Cornucopeans are mature well adjusted productive members of society. They are personally attractive, well groomed sophisticates who toil away thanklessly for the good of all mankind.

I think that's a fair balanced assessment and would like to nominate it for post of the week.
:lol: well groomed? How about the Darwin Award?
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Jake_old » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 18:12:00

Well groomed? good question indeed pms.

Cornucopians blame Doomers for what might lie ahead

Doomers blame Cornucopians

I agree with whoever said this was pointless.

I have had a weeks break from PO.com to prove I am not addicted to this place(to myself as well as my wife) and I tell you what.....we are so divided on insignificant details. The transition is surely not going to be a pony ride, whatever you believe.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 18:34:18

We know, of course, that daryl wears immaculate clothing and has a high-paying job and that therefor there won't be any shortages of fuel. How could there be any disruptions of a society so well ordered? Anyone who tries to examine the situation objectively is 'immature'.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby Daryl » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 18:41:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'W')e know, of course, that daryl wears immaculate clothing and has a high-paying job and that therefor there won't be any shortages of fuel. How could there be any disruptions of a society so well ordered? Anyone who tries to examine the situation objectively is 'immature'.


Sorry I left one adjective out of my doomer description: humorless. Of course, all cornucopeans are witty bon vivants.
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Re: Definitions of "Doomers" and "Cornucopian

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 18:45:26

Nobody has a corner on the humor market, daryl. Though I will concede, that it is probably easier to joke around if you are a cornucopian. I sure would like to have a crystal ball and know how this is going to play out.
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