by chuck6877 » Thu 07 Jul 2005, 20:57:13
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', 'I')f it does happen: The next day, fill up your gas tank enough so that it can be siphoned with some effort. Then lie in wait for the perpetrator to come back that night. Work in 4 hour shifts if nessecary, and camoflauge yourself to blend in with your surroundings. Once you catch them, start videotaping immediatly, (preferably with an IR capable recorder), and turn on the floodlights. After you have the area lit up like a christmas tree, order them to set down thier arms, and surrender. If they refuse to do so, firea a warnining shot into the air, and inform them that you are prepared to use any force nessecary to secure the perimeter, including lethal force. If they surrender, call the cops, and restrain them until they are taken under arrest. If they refuse to surrender, eliminate the hostilities. Just renember, don't shoot if they are unarmed, and don't shoot if they surrender.
LOLOLOL
That is the funniest post I have ever read in my LIFE!!! lol
My stomach was hurting so hard from LAUGHING after reading ALL OF YOUR POSTS.
Wow, Thank you
K_Semler for that laugh!
All of your posts on this subject are simply hilarious. What makes it so hilarious is I can tell
YOU ARE NOT KIDDING:)
Your posts are just one example about how crazy things might get. Mad Max lifestyles might actually exist! Scary shiyat. I already know what one of my Christmas Presents is going to be: HANDGUN:)
You Sempler are an educated, PO aware guy.
If you K_Sempler can be expected to use force to get oil at all costs, what will the uneducated, desperate poor do for oil??
I know one thing: THEY BETTER NOT SIPHON YOUR GAS TANK!!
Chuck