by Corpsicle » Thu 11 May 2006, 14:36:10
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Free', 'I')f you cross a street, do you look left and right first?
Of course not, because every truck that is not right in your field of view is a non-event, it doesn't effect you!
You just don't get it, do you?
Have you any idea how many cars pass you by while you are walking on the sidewalk? And yet none of them crash into you. Wonder why that is, huh. Oh I forgot, because they haven't crashed into you
yet, but wait just a little, and you'll see!
I'm tired of cars not crashing into me while I walk on the sidewalk. For all intents and purposes, the statistical chance of any one car killing me on the sidewalk is practically zero - it doesn't affect me in any way, shape or form.
Especially since I never walk on the sidewalk.
So show me how cars crashing into me whilst I'm walking on the sidewalk affects me. Go on, I double-dare you. Want to make it a bet? Huh? Are you talking to me?
So I've given up. There's no use trying to reason with some people, to deign to show them the Light of Truth radiating from my Excellence, for they live in the Dark.
Cars, therefore, are a non-issue to me. Henceforth, I shall cross the street at will, staring straight ahead, and be at peace, free of these ridiculous, hysterical concerns, spawned by a communist media who are merely focusing on negative news.
When was the last time you read "man crosses street safely" in a newspaper? There, you see? You see? Huh?
So I have decided that debunking this unpatriotic conspiracy of the MSN - who even has the gall to report on the number of people killed in Iraq, without for one second looking at it the numbers from a 100-year perspective - is a waste of my Valuable Time, and Intellect, and I shan't concern myself with it any further.