[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'O')kay Nigerian, I know you fell for it, a scammer can't lay off
a world class scam. So just how much money did you have
with Madoff?

Tell me the truth and I will reward you from Efarmer's goofy
bag of swag with a "Bernie loves Ponzi" T shirt and a big
bottle of chewable antacids.

[PenultimateManStanding]

Dear Nigerian, I was king of the hill, top of the heap at my favorite doomer website. Then some mule came along and said I was just "second banana." I was outraged. But what can I do since its just pixels and 1's and 0's? Where is justice on this? Can you tell me what to do? Are there Nigerian Ninjas who can avenge me? I don't want anything from your groovy grab bag of swag or whatever you call it, I just want justice. Thank you,

PenultimateManStanding

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'D')ear Nigerian, I was king of the hill, top of the heap at my favorite doomer website. Then some mule came along and said I was just "second banana." I was outraged. But what can I do since its just pixels and 1's and 0's? Where is justice on this? Can you tell me what to do? Are there Nigerian Ninjas who can avenge me? I don't want anything from your groovy grab bag of swag or whatever you call it, I just want justice. Thank you,

PenultimateManStanding

[PrairieMule]

From despair.com

[kublikhan]

Mr. Nigerian, I was wondering you heard about the exploits of our esteemed governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich. He was arrested by the FBI for "pay-to-play" politics, such as selling president elect Obama's recently vacated senate seat to the highest bidder. He seemed most annoyed that his lucrative deal making was wiretapped by the FBI. Do you think he would make a good government official in Nigeria? He seems to have some of the basics down. Do Nigerian officials ever go to jail for corruption? This is our second governor in a row to get arrested, and he may soon join our former governor George Ryan in prison.

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kublikhan', 'M')r. Nigerian, I was wondering you heard about the exploits of our esteemed governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich. He was arrested by the FBI for "pay-to-play" politics, such as selling president elect Obama's recently vacated senate seat to the highest bidder. He seemed most annoyed that his lucrative deal making was wiretapped by the FBI. Do you think he would make a good government official in Nigeria? He seems to have some of the basics down. Do Nigerian officials ever go to jail for corruption? This is our second governor in a row to get arrested, and he may soon join our former governor George Ryan in prison.

[PrairieMule]

Dear Nigerian,

Happy New Year and welcome to the American collapse of 2009! yes its 2009 and I just got laid off! I must say I am taking this well and a profound sense of grace. At leat that's what my friend Ann tells me. She says Tim and Roberta fight all the time now over money since his granite counter business failed. The real estate has gone in dumps! No not me, I going to look at this as a opportunity. For New Years, Jim and I invited a few friends from church we simply celebrated the new year Fred Sanford Style. As in bottle of ripple and pot of menudo.

Boy that Red Foxx was on to something about living life on the cheap! To bad I grew up in Rhode Island and my mother made me watch the Waltons instead. Now thanks to Netflix and having more time I can catch up on old episodes. Now whenever Jim says hello I greet him with "Shut up Dummy!". That's our little code for hello. Jim has always been my straight man. I'm Fred he's Lamont. So just like when Fred opened up his house to tennants as the Sanford Arms in season 5, I think I'll do the same. Jim just rolls his eyes or groans. Sometimes he goes out to the garage to cry in private.

So anywho, my perscription for Zolof runs out next week and I no longer have perscription coverage. Any suggestions?

Karen Wyland
Gilbert, Az





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[IslandCrow]

Dear Mr Nigerian

I am grateful for the many pieces of good advice that you have given here, but I am sorry to say that you failed in a major way to warn me:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I')t sounds a simple enough warning, but apparently it has to be repeated over and over again: people wanting to buy a dog should not try to purchase pedigree dogs from Africa through the Internet.

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('IslandCrow', 'D')ear Mr Nigerian

I am grateful for the many pieces of good advice that you have given here, but I am sorry to say that you failed in a major way to warn me:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I')t sounds a simple enough warning, but apparently it has to be repeated over and over again: people wanting to buy a dog should not try to purchase pedigree dogs from Africa through the Internet.

[PrairieMule]

Hello Westerners,

It is I the ladies man of Lagos:Ojie! I have been very good. It was not me who faxedt in fake documents to the Alex Jones show saying Peak Oil is is Bildeberg scam. That was some one else OK? Besides where would I get paper with Chevron letterhead?

I need your help with my english homework. Can you tell me another word for synonym?

Ojie

[efarmer]

Mr. Nigerian,

Since Jerry Springer does not cover your country very often
I was hoping you could explain this. In my own limited experience
that was only car centric in the 1960's a "goat" was a Pontiac
GTO and black magic was a portion of a Santana song that
blared from a single speaker in the center of the dashboard.


Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told reporters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'M')r. Nigerian,

Since Jerry Springer does not cover your country very often
I was hoping you could explain this. In my own limited experience
that was only car centric in the 1960's a "goat" was a Pontiac
GTO and black magic was a portion of a Santana song that
blared from a single speaker in the center of the dashboard.


Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told reporters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

[PenultimateManStanding]

Mr. Nigerian,

You are a funny guy and I don't mean that in a Joe Pesci sort of way. Maybe you don't know who Joe Pesci is being in Nigeria and all that. Joe Pesci is an American actor who played a criminal mobster in an American movie. Then again, you people over there probably have a thriving black market in bootleg American movies. Did you see Scarface? Do you watch old Married With Children episodes? Baywatch?

Penultimatemanstanding

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'M')r. Nigerian,

You are a funny guy and I don't mean that in a Joe Pesci sort of way. Maybe you don't know who Joe Pesci is being in Nigeria and all that. Joe Pesci is an American actor who played a criminal mobster in an American movie. Then again, you people over there probably have a thriving black market in bootleg American movies. Did you see Scarface? Do you watch old Married With Children episodes? Baywatch?

Penultimatemanstanding

[Keith_McClary]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '(')quoting your sig)If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Keith_McClary', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '(')quoting your sig)If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[JJ]

Dear Mr. Nigerian,
here is list of some of your countrymans accomplishments; it's quite compelling!
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

[Keith_McClary]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JJ', 'D')ear Mr. Nigerian,
here is list of some of your countrymans accomplishments; it's quite compelling!
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

[efarmer]

It's been a few month now Mr. Nigerian. I would like to
reiterate about how grateful I am for the swag you have
promised and to let you know it means a great deal to
me. Have you shipped it yet? I would understand if
perhaps some of it is not available or you are saving
it all so you can just send it in one large box.
Just a friendly reminder to let you know I am still
here, and that I am looking forward to it very much.
efarmer

P.S. This is not a selfish thing on my part, I fully intend
to share and gift many of the items to others once it
finally arrives.

[Keith_McClary]

I've noticed that The Letter now comes with a damsel in distress in addition to the usual inconvenient sum of money that needs to be liberated from evil authorities.

Of course, I am happy to help out with the cash dilemma, but I've always been a bit bashful with the ladies. Would Nigerian ladies be suitably appreciative for my assistance in this situation?