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The yahoos in the photograph above are tired of cutting their respective country’s oil production only to watch the US shale oil industry grow its production and steal their market share. The world is swimming in crude oil, the price is headed for $15, or worse, and the EIA says the American shale oil sector is set to bring on another 18,000 BOPD in April. Look at the chart below and you’ll get a better understanding of why these two guys are pissed off.

But low oil prices are killing OPEC and Russia, just like America. With any conciliatory gesture and ensuing agreement from the United States to take oil off the market to help raise oil prices, OPEC and Russia would cut production and oil prices would rise. I’ll bet the ranch on that.
That gesture of cooperation is NOT going to come from an administration in Washington that believes $30 oil is good for America and that is trying to get re-elected in November with cheap gasoline.

Texas is the 3rd largest oil producing country in the world. The Federal government does not control oil and gas production in Texas, the people of Texas do thru our State Constitution and by reliance on the Railroad Commission of Texas to uphold laws that prevent resource waste and promote resource conservation.

Last week lame duck Texas Railroad Commissioner, Ryan Sitton, proposed that Texas re-implement a proration plan that would allow wells to be produced so many days per month thereby reducing production in Texas and allowing prices to rise. OPEC invited Mr. Sitton to its meeting to discuss this plan.
The US shale oil industry immediately started whining like little

girls about having to shut wells down. The Chairman of the Commission, Mr. Wayne Christian, immediately poo-poo’ed the

idea, accordingly. The shale oil lobby in Texas is strong and has lots of money; Scott Sheffield, for instance, recently said on CNBC that Exxon owns the American Petroleum Institute. The Chairman suggested the Commission no longer has the manpower to implement a proration plan and before Sitton’s plane landed in Vienna, the proration idea was DOA.

Shutting in frac-induced horizontal wells is probably not a good idea; it might lead to near wellbore skin damage, proppant embedment and fracture closure. It might hurt those wells in the long term; I get that. I say let them produce. Half the HZ wells in the Permian Basin already produce less than 50 BOPD and are at their economic limits (shaleprofile.com) and 80% of all Eagle Ford shale oil wells now make less than 50 BOPD. Mother Nature will sort all out that part of the oversupply problem soon enough; the terminal decline rates on shale oil wells after year five and six is stunning.
Approximately 38% of America’s current light tight oil production is less that a year old (shaleprofile.com). The far better way to show cooperation with the rest of the world to raise and stabilize oil prices, to save Texas jobs, bring capital back to a capital intensive industry, stop the waste of associated gas, preserve reservoir pressure and increase recovery of oil in place…

is to slow the frantic pace of drilling new wells on uneconomic spacing.

TRRC Map of Eagle Ford Shale Oil Wells Drilled on 330 foot spacing
That’s easy to do. I could fix that in a Midland minute but I need help from Austin. Lets resend all existing, applicable field rules that have previously been granted as exceptions to Texas Statewide Rule 37, immediately. The Texas Railroad Commission can do that; it will require less Commission manpower and fewer tax dollars. The basis for that rule can be found in the Texas Administrative Code, 16 TAC 3.37
(a) Distance requirements.
(1) No well for oil, gas, or geothermal resource shall hereafter be drilled nearer than 1,200 feet to any well completed in or drilling to the same horizon on the same tract or farm, and no well shall be drilled nearer than 467 feet to any property line, lease line…

Statewide Rule 37 is the law. We can mandate that no exceptions to Rule 37 even be heard at the Railroad Commission for at least 18 months. In the Permian Basin, where most of America’s oil future lies, that Wolfcamp oil is 300 million years old, it’s not going to “escape,” or disappear; when world oil prices stabilize, when infrastructure gets caught up and we don’t have to waste natural gas, we can go back in between these 1200 foot spaced wells and drill more wells. The short investment cycle of US shale oil, the time from spud to first production, makes it a perfect resource for helping control worldwide product prices and stable long term employment.
Continuous drilling provisions in Texas leases and other forms of mineral conveyances must follow Statewide spacing rules. Lenders that demand continuous drilling in their loan covenants can take a hike, as can hedge pledges. They’ll get over it, or they won’t; who cares? They made their own bed.
For all you ‘let-free-market-principles-prevail’ space cadets, nothing’s free about free enterprise when you are up to your ass in long term debt you can’t pay back. Cutting 2020 budgets will reduce drilling and lower production rates but as soon as prices recover, if they ever do recover, the shale oil industry will resume its out of control fiscal irresponsibility and we will be right back into an oversupply situation again. Russia and OPEC both know that. Waiting for budgets to reduce production output puts 70% of the shale oil industry at risk of bankruptcy and 1,000,000 people at risk of losing their job (Bloomberg).
If OPEC and Russia don’t get meaningful cooperation from Texas, they’ll destroy not only the US shale oil industry but the entire oil industry in Texas, and in the rest of America. And what Texas does the rest of the country will do; Commissioner Christian is wrong about. Following conservation law in Texas should not be dependent on what other states in the nation do.
Texas has always been a leader in the worldwide oil and natural gas industry. For 47 years, from 1930 to 1977, the Railroad Commission of Texas controlled the worldwide price of oil and it ensured the conservation of Texas resources for the benefit of our future. Ninety years later Texans are still enjoying the rewards of proper resource management. Its time once again for the Texas Railroad Commission to step up. For Texas and for America.

Re-implement Texas Statewide Rule 37 For America’s LONG TERM energy security !!
oilystuffblog by Mike Shellman


132 Comments on "Hold My Beer, I Can Fix This"

  1. Anonymouse on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 9:16 am 

    Who exactly are you talking to cloggedsphincter? In case you still haven’t figured it out yet, no one here is paying you the least bit of attention. Even your boyfriend has basically lost interest in you, being busy pretending to be ‘Juanp” and generally losing his shit ties up both of his brain cells, so, not much left over for his favorite jew. So, no reason at all for you continuing stinking up the place with your endless, and frankly bizarre commentaries.

    And speaking of the other idiot, no one is reading your stupid turd salads either excecptionalTARD. As soon as everyone see’s you blovivating run-on paragraphs full of nothing to say, we just keep scrolling . So, the question posed to the cloggedjude, or ‘Abrahymie’ if you prefer, lol still applies. Who are YOU talking to?

    No one wants either of you two retards here, so both of you take a hint and FOAD why dont you?

  2. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 9:23 am 

    Joke of the day!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8164743/Mother-65-no-underlying-health-problems-dies-coronavirus.html

    “Mother, 65, with no underlying health problems dies from coronavirus and her NHS worker daughter is desperately ill after they attended funeral where 17 mourners caught the disease”

    One look at the pictures suffice to discern that this 65-year old Mother very well has health issues.

    Can you guess it?

    People who send in the correct answer receive free Google Maps travel directions to your nearest Weight-Watchers Society.

  3. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 9:28 am 

    Again the Dutch corona death figures:

    Median age 81
    80% obese

    Obesitas very well is a health issue.

    Obesitas and narcotics can compete for being the prime reason why American life expectancy is receding.

  4. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 9:46 am 

    Oh boy, the stalker is up being a troll. Annoy, don’t you get bored with yourself? You sure are a boring troll. While I disagree often with the Cloggo I can at least read his material. I rarely read your puke except when I feel like slapping you in the face. You really are an idiot.

  5. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 9:47 am 

    “The Propaganda Of Terror And Fear: A Lesson From Recent History”
    https://tinyurl.com/rcxayeu zero hedge

    “The deep-rooted fear of contagious disease, hardwired into the collective consciousness by historical events such as the ‘Black/Bubonic Plague’ and maintained through popular culture (e.g. the Hollywood movies Outbreak and Contagion), means that people are without question highly susceptible to accepting extreme emergency measures whether or not such measures are rational or justified.”

  6. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 9:49 am 

    Obesitas and narcotics can compete for being the prime reason why American life expectancy is receding.

    The receding is not significant it is just made into a big deal. Looks like Europe will have to recalculate theie expectancies down. More EuropeDown

  7. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:01 am 

    Oh dear!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163427/Did-Michel-Barnier-infect-PM-EUs-Brexit-negotiator-Downing-Streets-Patient-Zero.html#comments

    “Did Michel Barnier infect Boris Johnson? The EU’s Brexit negotiator could be Downing Street’s ‘Patient Zero’ after Brussels meeting”

    To the civility credit of the Brexiteer commenters, who have no love lost for Barnier (very much unlike me, who hoped for a long time he would succeed Juncker), they all reject this juvenile headline.

  8. King Abdullah of the arab goat fuckers on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:10 am 

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  9. joe on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:16 am 

    Italian Prime Minister fuming, as he warned yesterday that if the EU does not come together it will “lose its purpose”

    “/www.express.co.uk/news/world/1261933/Nigel-Farage-Brexit-UK-EU-coronavirus-crisis-China-latest-news/amp”

    France is proposing Eurobonds to force Germany to pay for everything!
    Time is running out for the EUSSR

  10. JuanP on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:31 am 

    Delusional Davy “You really are an idiot.”

    You are projecting again, Exceptionalist! Look in the mirror! LOL!

  11. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:42 am 

    juanPee, It must suck knowing nobody is taking you seriously on the moderated side. I guess that is because your criminal behavior is not allowed. There is nothing much for you to say as a consequence. Nobody takes you seriously over here so you get in everyone’s face with your mindless criminal behavior to feel important as a shit disturber.

  12. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:46 am 

    “We believe the US healthcare system is essentially a scam. If a small, poor, Third World country like Uruguay has been able to provide more than adequate free healthcare for its whole population for almost a century, nobody in the world can possibly claim that the USA can’t do it for its people. Americans are getting robbed blind! The idea that someone could go bankrupt from medical bills in the USA is completely unbelievable to Uruguayans!”

    Then leave stupid. Americans don’t want any party of people like you and your wife yet you stay and suck our blood. Pathetic

  13. REAL Green on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 10:57 am 

    JuanP is write Davy. You should be upset with America. Not JuanP

  14. JuanP on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 11:09 am 

    juanPee is a fraud, Davy. He shouldn’t be upset with America it has given him everything he knows and yet, he still lives in hate and resentment. Pathetic

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  16. I AM THE MOB on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:28 pm 

    Davy

    Engineered by Soros. He knows Europe is going back to far right. So they will crush them like a bug.

  17. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:29 pm 

    France is proposing Eurobonds to force Germany to pay for everything!
    Time is running out for the EUSSR

    Yeah it is going to be race who is going to fall apart first: USA, UK or EU

    https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/will-scotland-leave-uk-128172

    “Recent opinion polls demonstrate growing support for Scottish independence, which has tipped past 50% of the electorate. More Scots now favour independence than at any time in recent history.”

    Let’s at least concede that Europeans and Anglos don’t like each other one bit. We take Scotland, unite Ireland and give England as a business present to the US (the country with 45% whites below 20), while we in Europe turn to Eurasia and get some serious business done.

    Toodeledokie.
    Happy cherry picking, joe!

  18. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:35 pm 

    “Engineered by Soros. He knows Europe is going back to far right. So they will crush them like a bug.”

    WW2 was Germany against the rest of the world.

    Contribution war effort:

    USSR 80%
    USA 15%
    UK 5%

    In 2020 George Soros first needs to defeat Donald Trump… with Joe Biden (lol) and then it is him + UK against continental Europe, Russia and China and Iran with an army that is half darkie + joe esquire.lol

    I know who is going to be crushed.
    It ain’t us.

    When it is all over Australia goes to China and we take the Heartland. American independence was a mistake.

  19. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:44 pm 

    “Engineered by Soros. He knows Europe is going back to far right. So they will crush them like a bug.”

    Soros has dementia and will be dead soon

  20. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:52 pm 

    “Yeah it is going to be race who is going to fall apart first: USA, UK or EU”

    Actually, it appears from my research the worst has been avoid…for now. The next time around it will be uglier so this points to a near term effort to prepare for the next step down. This step is anywhere within the next year or two. The cause of this step down will be when an economic activity deceleration process forces threshold. Again, people look for events when it is the process that often times gets you. We are still not out of the woods but it does not look like an immediate runaway train. If we don’t get our shit together a runaway train is possible when the next shock hits on top of the damage already done.

  21. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:53 pm 

    “When it is all over Australia goes to China and we take the Heartland. American independence was a mistake.”

    OH, cloggo, your story line is dead in the water. China and EU will struggle to contain themselves forget about conquest. You really are off in a fantasy world.

  22. JuanP on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 12:58 pm 

    Delusional Davy “Nobody takes you seriously over here so you get in everyone’s face with your mindless criminal behavior to feel important as a shit disturber.”

    ROFLMFAO! Your projections are hilarious, lunatic! LOL!

  23. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 1:06 pm 

    Feels like peak oil with renewables being slaughtered also:

    “The Unthinkable Is Happening: Oil Storage Space Is About To Run Out”
    https://tinyurl.com/usbvhva zero hedge

    “This means that for the oil market to rebalance, both Saudi Arabia and Russia would have to halt all output. Needless to say that is not happening, in fact Saudi Arabia is now pumping between 2 and 3 million barrels more than it did last month, which is why the negative oil price scenario envisioned by Sankey is looking more real by the day. So real, in fact, that the US energy industry is starting to contemplate the all too real possibility of running out of storage and as Bloomberg reports American pipeline operators have begun asking oil producers to voluntarily ratchet back their output in the clearest sign yet that a growing glut of crude is overwhelming storage capacity…”This is a once-in-a-generation type of event,” she said Thursday, quoted by OilandGas360. As Bloomberg reported separately, citing Robert Hvide Macleod, CEO of tanker owner Frontline Management, “oil is going on ships at a speed never seen before,” as a result of the market’s glut; he added that vessels are being filled at five times the pace of 2015, when oil market was last heavily oversupplied. International Seaways, another owner, said on Thursday that the total volume of oil in floating storage may top 100 million barrels during this glut. Why? Because the bottom line bears repeating: “The world is producing 20 million barrels of oil too much every day”, or said otherwise there is no demand for roughly 20% of global output every single day. At this rate, how long before all the storage in Cushing, ARA and China is overflowing and every single tanker in the world is full? And what happens to the oil price then? One thing is certain – there will be blood.”

  24. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 1:49 pm 

    “Feels like peak oil with renewables being slaughtered also“

    ???

    Peak oil? They have no more storage space!

    Not a word about renewables!

    Are you hearing voices in your head, empire dave?

  25. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 1:59 pm 

    “Not a word about renewables!”

    What’s to say, they are giving away fossil fuels and the economy is broke so renewable growth is likely done.

  26. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:00 pm 

    “Are you hearing voices in your head, empire dave?”

    Yeap. And I believe everyone is out to get me. And the world is gonna end. And I write long word salads about nothing. And I think I’m REAL special.

    It’s all part of my schizophrenic disorder

  27. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:08 pm 

    “What’s to say, they are giving away fossil fuels and the economy is broke so renewable growth is likely done.“

    You are missing the point about the European renewable energy program. It is NOT about making a quick buck (US motivation) but about getting rid of fossil fuel. The low price of fossil lowers the cost of the transition.

  28. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:10 pm 

    “The U.S. Tried to Build a New Fleet of Ventilators. The Mission Failed.“

    https://dnyuz.com/2020/03/29/the-u-s-tried-to-build-a-new-fleet-of-ventilators-the-mission-failed/

    Now the Dutch are coming to the rescue (Philips).

  29. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:12 pm 

    “You are missing the point about the European renewable energy program. It is NOT about making a quick buck (US motivation) but about getting rid of fossil fuel. The low price of fossil lowers the cost of the transition.”

    Wow, what part of broke don’t you understand?? I detect desperation!
    #clueless#

  30. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:14 pm 

    “‘Up to 200,000 DEATHS’: Trump virus chief Fauci predicts MILLIONS of Covid-19 cases in US“

    https://www.rt.com/usa/484423-us-coronavirus-millions-fauci/

  31. JuanP on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:15 pm 

    Yeap, they won’t even debate me on the moderated side because I am so delusional. And I believe everyone is out to get me. And the world is gonna end. And I can’t write long word salads about anything because I am uneducated. And I think I’m REAL special.
    It’s all part of my schizophrenic disorder. I also have a short guy problem and that is why I brag constantly about myself.

  32. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:31 pm 

    “‘Up to 200,000 DEATHS’: Trump virus chief Fauci”

    How many EU deaths Cloggo. More or less? WTF. With you and idiots like juanPee and makato numbers are so important. You fucks love death.
    #disgusting#

  33. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:45 pm 

    “How many EU deaths Cloggo. More or less? WTF.“

    Mr Fauci didn’t say.
    You tell me.

  34. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 2:53 pm 

    Again: 80% of the dead are obese.
    This is likely therefore going to hit the US hard.

  35. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 3:05 pm 

    “Mr Fauci didn’t say.
    You tell me.”

    Ah, when the numbers excite you then you add hem up and spit them out saying “see how great we are”. When the numbers are ugly you play dumb. I imagine the numbers will be similar so your hyping American deaths is pathetic. At least you don’t openly rejoice about American dead like makato and juanPee. You try to maintain respectability even though you are a cold blooded murder loving animal at heart.

  36. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 3:06 pm 

    “Again: 80% of the dead are obese.”

    Bullshit

  37. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 3:13 pm 

    “Bullshit“

    Juvenile answer, 100% emotional, 0% informational.

    https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2020/03/coronavirus-death-toll-rises-obese-corona-patients-dominate-in-intensive-care/

    “Coronavirus death toll rises, obese corona patients dominate in intensive care“

    “Meanwhile, Diederik Gommers, chairman of the Dutch intensive care association, told television talk show Jinek on Friday evening that 66% to 80% of corona patients on intensive care wards that he had seen are overweight.”

    “The reason has not yet been investigated, but Gommers said it could be linked to the prevalence of diabetes among obese people, which would make them more vulnerable to the virus. In addition, the extra weight can also make breathing more difficult, he said. A specialist on the programme gave a similar picture. ‘Almost all the patients on an IC ward are overweight,’ Peter van der Voort of Groningen University’s teaching hospital said. ‘We don’t know why, but it is very noticeable.’”

  38. Duncan Idaho on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 3:18 pm 

    I guess the genetically challenged are willing to remove themselves?
    Hundreds at Louisiana church flout COVID-19 gatherings ban

    https://www.sfgate.com/news/medical/article/Hundreds-at-church-flout-COVID-19-gatherings-ban-15164855.php

    Good for the planet..

  39. world grater supremacist muzzies lovin and bag day feb12021 on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 3:54 pm 

    Halifax Sun 5:52 pm Sunny cool.41°F
    Robert Spencer
    Coronavirus is for Infidels: Why Some Toronto Mosques are Staying Open
    supremacists muzzies only follow own norm and customs

  40. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 4:06 pm 

    Currently watching Dutch Tegenlicht program.

    Price corona test:

    China: $0
    US: $1500

    US 10 million undocumented workers, who will not go to a doctor in order to avoid registration. They won’t quarantaine. 30 million are not insured. Timebomb.

    Marc Faber: European banks could be nationalized. End of capitalism and democracy possible. Praises Asia. Faber has paintings of all communist leaders: Stalin, Mao, Lenin, Marx.

  41. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 4:11 pm 

    Germans doing the right thing:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8165563/Germany-issue-coronavirus-immunity-certificates.html

    “Germany to issue coronavirus ‘immunity certificates’ to people who have recovered in a bid to bring their lockdown to an end“

  42. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 4:42 pm 

    “Coronavirus could cause fall in global CO2 emissions“

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/10/coronavirus-could-cause-fall-in-global-co2-emissions

  43. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 4:50 pm 

    Cloggo, I have the best health-care system in the world, right in my own backyard. My pond is full of leeches, which of course, are the active ingredient for the time-tested practice of leeching of bad humors from the body. Leeching is an established and proven method of restoring the balance of the bodies 4 humors that Covid-19 is disrupting.

    I also have a large supply of REAL GREEN weeds, plants, and herbs, or herb-like substances growing on my property which can, Im told, be harvested by hand and valuable curatives can be extracted with just a little effort. Im pretty sure I can find something on my lot to whip up a Covid-19 cure, should the need arise. I may not have to resort to any of that as my superior Ozark constitution, lifestyle, and several minutes of prayer every day should be more than sufficient to stop Covid-19 dead in its track.

    For mental illnesses, or general trauma to the brain, I found a replica trepanning drill on Amazon. And it was only 20 bucks! That one will be little harder to use, since, the instructions mention that self-trappaning is not recommended and should only be preformed by a qualified member of the Clergy. Or a barber. Or blacksmith. But I have it just in case. Never hurts to be prepared.

    As added protection, I have hung a ward consisting of garlic gloves and swamp moss at my trailer-door to form a protective ward, that the Corona Virus cannot penetrate. So far, no Covid-19 so I can truthfully say it is working 100%.
    Unlike your stupid cloggo medicines and handwashing. And I know for a fact you never wash your hands either cloggo so, you’re probably going to die as well.

    So you see cloggo, you eurotards have nothing on the state-of-the-art medicine I have literally, just outside my trailer door. Besides, I am obese, proud of it, and I feel just fine. So fine, I am able to maintain my grueling moderating and neutering of your stink. Unlike juanpee and makatoo, who are in the final stages of death due to the virus. ROFLMAO.

    Im going to drink a toast to the both of their impending deaths with some of my hand-made tonic curative I whipped together just this morning.

  44. Abraham van Helsing on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 5:00 pm 

    “Moscow orders citywide quarantine starting Monday“

    https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-29-20-intl-hnk/h_28ec1e52ded8d2a94823f1cb207abb42

  45. JuanP on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 5:45 pm 

    Mak, I have the best health-care system in the world, right in my own backyard. My pond is full of leeches, which of course, are the active ingredient for the time-tested practice of leeching of bad humors from the body. Leeching is an established and proven method of restoring the balance of the bodies 4 humors that Covid-19 is disrupting.

    I also have a large supply of REAL GREEN weeds, plants, and herbs, or herb-like substances growing on my property which can, Im told, be harvested by hand and valuable curatives can be extracted with just a little effort. Im pretty sure I can find something on my lot to whip up a Covid-19 cure, should the need arise. I may not have to resort to any of that as my superior Ozark constitution, lifestyle, and several minutes of prayer every day should be more than sufficient to stop Covid-19 dead in its track.

    For mental illnesses, or general trauma to the brain, I found a replica trepanning drill on Amazon. And it was only 20 bucks! That one will be little harder to use, since, the instructions mention that self-trappaning is not recommended and should only be preformed by a qualified member of the Clergy. Or a barber. Or blacksmith. But I have it just in case. Never hurts to be prepared.

    As added protection, I have hung a ward consisting of garlic gloves and swamp moss at my trailer-door to form a protective ward, that the Corona Virus cannot penetrate. So far, no Covid-19 so I can truthfully say it is working 100%.
    Unlike your stupid cloggo medicines and handwashing. And I know for a fact you never wash your hands either cloggo so, you’re probably going to die as well.

    So you see cloggo, you eurotards have nothing on the state-of-the-art medicine I have literally, just outside my trailer door. Besides, I am obese, proud of it, and I feel just fine. So fine, I am able to maintain my grueling moderating and neutering of your stink. Unlike juanpee and makatoo, who are in the final stages of death due to the virus. ROFLMAO.

    Im going to drink a toast to the both of their impending deaths with some of my hand-made tonic curative I whipped together just this morning.

  46. JuanP on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 5:47 pm 

    Mak, are you alive still. I hope you have not died you are my only friend here. Everyone hates me for some reason

  47. makati1 on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 5:53 pm 

    99% of the COVID-19 deaths happen to those who had previous bad health for many reasons: obesity is one, heart problems, lung problems. diabetes, Etc.. That is why the young have fewer deaths. They may have a hidden health problems, or even asthma.

    That is why I do not worry about it. I am healthy, normal weight, never smoked, etc. It seems only those who would have soon died anyway, of other diseases, are the fatalities. Of course, te older generation would have more of those diseases, but the middle aged obese should worry.

    It will be interesting to see how all this cluster fuck will work out. A much different world by Christmas? We shall see. A noticeable drop in world population? Not if the billions stuck at home with no condoms are any indication. LOL

  48. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 6:01 pm 

    “National Coronavirus Response A ROAD MAP TO REOPENING”
    https://tinyurl.com/vldomvg aei org

  49. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 6:08 pm 

    Coronavirus Threatens Catastrophe in India
    https://tinyurl.com/ueumbwj foreign affairs

    “The pandemic will be especially dangerous in India. The country’s health infrastructure is woefully underfunded and unprepared for the eventual crush of COVID-19 patients. The distinctive misfortune of India’s geography—the Himalaya Mountains curtail the movement of winds across the subcontinent in a manner that worsens smog in northern India—has led to growing rates of respiratory disease. In 2018, nearly a third of the cases of chronic respiratory disease around the world were in India. The country already bears the burden of being home to the world’s largest number of people with tuberculosis (2.8 million of the global total of 10.2 million patients); those with tuberculosis are especially at risk of COVID-19. The virus may very well spark a humanitarian crisis. One estimate, using the same mathematical models applied in the United Kingdom and the United States, suggests that India could face in the area of 300 million cases before the end of July, of which about four million to five million could be severe, leading potentially to one million to two million deaths.”

  50. Davy on Sun, 29th Mar 2020 6:29 pm 

    No cases in my county

    “Coronavirus having less of an impact on lower-income, rural areas, report finds”
    https://tinyurl.com/vsggm94 fox

    “Coronavirus cases in the U.S. have surged in recent weeks but remain comparatively low in lower-income and rural areas, according to a new analysis from The Associated Press. Among more than 3,100 counties in the U.S., nearly 1,300 had no confirmed cases of COVID-19, data compiled by Johns Hopkins University showed. Of the counties without positive tests, 85 percent were in rural areas that generally saw less everyday contact between people, which could help transmit the virus.”

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