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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 22:05:55

i hate this board...it has power over the mind. i bought a can of corned beef today (ok, i bought three) it is not a product of argentina, but of brazil... it is premium quality, it offers not one but two serving suggestions and it comes packed in an 'E-Z open' can.

it has no carbs, and only 6 grams of fat and 120 calories per serving...and then best part? it will wait happily in my basement until at least april of 2010...well past the SHTF arrival date.

heh!

i am thinking this is the perfect post po food product, doncha know! so while you guys and gals are living on cockroaches that are lively enough to run down your throat, pms and i will be living the good life snacking on homel's finest offering!
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 22:14:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ') so while you guys and gals are living on cockroaches that are lively enough to run down your throat, pms and i will be living the good life snacking on homel's finest offering!
That's a lovely thought, but as I said, I get Springfield. btw, it's nice to talk with you again, SBC, Shanny has been shunning me. I think I was too forward. But she started it!
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 22:36:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ') so while you guys and gals are living on cockroaches that are lively enough to run down your throat, pms and i will be living the good life snacking on homel's finest offering!
That's a lovely thought, but as I said, I get Springfield. btw, it's nice to talk with you again, SBC, Shanny has been shunning me. I think I was too forward. But she started it!


Ah soon I will be raising cattle. When I do I shall soak the brisket in the wrathfull vinegar eminating from the pores of so many Sub Prime Account execs now learning to sell Toyotas.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 22:58:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', ' ')btw, it's nice to talk with you again, SBC, Shanny has been shunning me. I think I was too forward. But she started it!


oh, so that is it!

now i understand it all... canned beef is just a metaphor for my life!!

you can't get the stuff that Daculling has, no! you cannot have the beautiful meat adorned with tender taters and ripe carrots...

so you go for the canned stuff!

*sob*

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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:03:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ') so while you guys and gals are living on cockroaches that are lively enough to run down your throat, pms and i will be living the good life snacking on homel's finest offering!
That's a lovely thought, but as I said, I get Springfield. btw, it's nice to talk with you again, SBC, Shanny has been shunning me. I think I was too forward. But she started it!


Ah soon I will be raising cattle. When I do I shall soak the brisket in the wrathfull vinegar eminating from the pores of so many Sub Prime Account execs now learning to sell Toyotas.


how do i get a cut in on this action?
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:07:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ') so while you guys and gals are living on cockroaches that are lively enough to run down your throat, pms and i will be living the good life snacking on homel's finest offering!
That's a lovely thought, but as I said, I get Springfield. btw, it's nice to talk with you again, SBC, Shanny has been shunning me. I think I was too forward. But she started it!


Ah soon I will be raising cattle. When I do I shall soak the brisket in the wrathfull vinegar eminating from the pores of so many Sub Prime Account execs now learning to sell Toyotas.


how do i get a cut in on this action?


Horse riding lessons for my daughters in exchange for frozen Brangus steaks?
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:13:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ') so while you guys and gals are living on cockroaches that are lively enough to run down your throat, pms and i will be living the good life snacking on homel's finest offering!
That's a lovely thought, but as I said, I get Springfield. btw, it's nice to talk with you again, SBC, Shanny has been shunning me. I think I was too forward. But she started it!


Ah soon I will be raising cattle. When I do I shall soak the brisket in the wrathfull vinegar eminating from the pores of so many Sub Prime Account execs now learning to sell Toyotas.


how do i get a cut in on this action?


Horse riding lessons for my daughters in exchange for frozen Brangus steaks?

that i could do! my dear daughter is an instructor at a very well known riding camp here in da midwest...two fer one, eh?! but you know, we only teach english...none of that pantywaist western stuff!

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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:31:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '
')*sob*

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You are now at the top of my list. Sorry, Shanny, you know I love you, but it's just the internet, friends.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:37:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '
')*sob*

always a bridesmaid, never a bride!
You are now at the top of my list. Sorry, Shanny, you know I love you, but it's just the internet, friends.


pms, have you ever paused, even momentarily, to consider the consequences of being a fair weather friend?
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:41:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '
')that i could do! my dear daughter is an instructor at a very well known riding camp here in da midwest...two fer one, eh?! but you know, we only teach english...none of that pantywaist western stuff!

:)


I ride english saddle as well.

My Dad and I have discussed the possibility of having to use horses in lieu of pickup trucks. That was a very sureal conversation.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 02 Sep 2007, 23:49:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '
')pms, have you ever paused, even momentarily, to consider the consequences of being a fair weather friend?
nope, not even momentarily. We're only talking about corned beef hash anyway. But I'd be your friend to the end.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby coyote » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:52:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'T')he corn does not refer to the ingredient, it refers to the attitude of the person eating the hash. Corned Beef Hash is for cornucopians who believe the meat portion of the dish is not cat.

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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 15:07:15

btw, I like this talk of horses. Lots of fine memories there. I remember this time when my dad and I were riding way out in the mountains and came across a rattlesnake. The horses freaked. Then there was this time I was riding with my whole family and got separated on the horse I was riding named Pokey. I must have been around 7 years old. Pokey just stood still until they came back to find us. My folks gave me a pony for Christmas once. That was a mean damned pony. Bucked me off several times, even stepped on my crotch after throwing me over his head onto the ground. I hated that pony and we sold it.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 15:09:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '
')My Dad and I have discussed the possibility of having to use horses in lieu of pickup trucks. That was a very sureal conversation.


no,no,no, you replace pickup trucks with mules, not horses! horses are for replacing the car! :lol:
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 15:10:39

as a general rule, ponies are nasty little beasts not at all suited to being ridden by children
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 03 Sep 2007, 15:29:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'a')s a general rule, ponies are nasty little beasts not at all suited to being ridden by children
Don't I know it! Other horse stories: I was walking behind my Dad's horse Saint when he bucked at me and I caught a horse shoe on both of my hands. Saint could have easily killed me. I lucked out by reflexes I guess. Then there's the horse shit. I had to shovel it as my chore. What a drag that was. But I remember with fondness watching the horse shoe man working.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby jboogy » Tue 04 Sep 2007, 02:28:32

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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby manu » Fri 07 Sep 2007, 07:10:38

Corned beef hash is a mixture of dead animals found on roads. The makers of this didnt want to put "road kill" on the can, so they decided on corned beef hash. It has found a market in some places, esp. in Hong Kong where the people will eat almost anything. Also some places in the U.S. where people cant find a fast food terminal open all night long.
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Re: What The Heck Is Corned Beef?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 07 Sep 2007, 13:48:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('manu', 'C')orned beef hash is a mixture of dead animals found on roads.
mmmmmmmm, roadkill [drools]

You know, it's funny how if you order veal it sounds one way but if you say you want dead baby cow flesh it sounds completely different.

Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a dead pig sandwich?
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