by hull3551 » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 17:52:14
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')Most of what you guys are describing doesn't fit the criteria.
I agree. My idea of a McMansion is something huge and gaudy built in the suburbs on a plot of land not much bigger than the house itself. They are much larger in square footage than anything you’ve ever grown up in - the bigger, the better. It is more space then you will ever need, with more rooms than you will ever need. That’s why owners can be creative and give these unnecessary spaces names such as the ‘sun room’, ‘great room’, ‘library’, etc. They spread over hillsides and what was woods, barren desert, or farmland just a few years ago. They usually border open land (eg, farms) but those too will be swallowed up by the next subdivision already in the planning stages. Subdivisions of McMansions sprout up overnight like mushrooms after a warm spring rain.
They are usually located near some recently built ‘upscale’ mall, but upscale is a relative term when there’s another Talbots, A&F, Starbucks, or GAP ten miles down the road (or more like a six-lane, congestion-choked highway that’s being built up with never-ending strip malls to appease the insatiable appetite of the American consumer). The name of the streets are usually creative and have two or more names, like ‘Scarlet Ridge Drive’ or ‘Shady Hollow Road’ , even though there’s nothing shady or scarlet about these places, and they’re not even located in a hollow or on a ridge.
McMansions incorporate new terms such as ‘cul de sac’, ‘HOA’ or ‘subdivision’ into your vocabulary. At least one huge SUV can be found in the garage, which is at least two-car and usually more. Bigger vehicles are necessary, as you need to drive everywhere and you will need something big for soccer, boating, golfing, or nothing more than the fact your neighbor has one. The car is a very important and is the central element to the life in a McMansion, as you cannot walk anywhere. People who walk or ride bikes are either the poor people coming to clean your house, or the people that have had their driving privileges suspended. Your Saturdays will be spent shopping at Home Depot or Lowes to make the never-ending enhancements and improvements to your home, even though Americans historically move from home to home with increasing frequency.
Many McMansion owners are living beyond there means and needs, and consequently one can find at least one empty room, as they cannot afford all the furniture, or bought the excessive house with the anticipation they will grown into it. Due to the commute and work demands, they leave their home very early in the morning, and arrive back very late in the evening. McMansions are frequently inhabited by prisoners, as bosses love for people to assume these huge mortgage payments so they know the companies can demand more and more of their managers, etc. because they’ll never be able to pick up another job paying nearly what they’re making. Or so they think: until the company begins to lay off and the middle manager will devote a room as their ‘office’ when they become ‘consultants’ because they have educations, degrees, years of experience, and mountains of debt.
Oops, I’d better get back to work. Sort of went off there.
My edict: “Never live beyond a lifestyle that you can sustain on ten bucks an hour.”