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Unread postby heyhoser » Mon 02 May 2005, 18:39:17

A little crude, but it was the first bumper sticker I ever had:
"I got kicked out of Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie."
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Unread postby PeakOiler » Mon 02 May 2005, 18:48:54

More bumper stickers:

"I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway."

"I love Arab Oil"

That last one should be placed on all Hummers, big SUVs, and big pickups...
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Unread postby Daculling » Mon 02 May 2005, 20:21:36

I got my crabs from Dirty Dick's Crab House

Warning - Driver carries $20 worth of ammunition

When all the trees are gone you can wipe your ass on a spotted owl

Horn broken watch for finger

Wife and dog missing, reward for dog

And last but not least....

This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full
gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the
world will follow our lead into the future.
-Adolf Hilter 1935
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Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 02 May 2005, 23:45:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Daculling', 'T')his year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future.
-Adolf Hilter 1935


Might want to do a little fact checking on that one.

http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcbogus.html

Nice quote...but fictional.
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Unread postby bobaloo » Tue 03 May 2005, 00:07:42

"After the rapture, can I have your car?"
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Unread postby erl » Tue 03 May 2005, 03:52:10

"Jesus is Coming (and boy is he pissed)."
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Unread postby zceb90 » Tue 03 May 2005, 09:19:48

Ghawar is Dying Bumper Sticker
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 03 May 2005, 12:37:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kent', '
')FOUR MORE WARS!
This is one I'd like to have, (and I got my crabs at Dirty Dick's Crab House). Ever see those stickers that say 'I heart my pet'? We came up with three more using all the other suits. I spade my cat; I club baby seals and finally I diamond AAA's. Last one is tricky, it refers to the bummer of having to go to work.
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Unread postby bobaloo » Tue 03 May 2005, 13:21:37

Re: those "I <heart>" bumper stickers, somebody around here made up a bunch of little stickers with a nice rendering of a wood screw that fit right over the heart and was very busy one night...
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 03 May 2005, 13:48:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('bobaloo', 'R')e: those "I <heart>" bumper stickers, somebody around here made up a bunch of little stickers with a nice rendering of a wood screw that fit right over the heart and was very busy one night...
I like your way of writing it with brackets 'I <club> baby seals'.
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Unread postby ArimoDave » Tue 03 May 2005, 19:21:52

It on the back of my Physics Professor's car.

Its bright red and reads

"If this sticker is blue, your driving too fast."

. . . . . . . . .[smilie=car8.gif]. . . . . . . . . . . . .

It took me a few moments to get it.

(We geeks have a strange sense of humor.)

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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 03 May 2005, 19:29:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ArimoDave', '
')"If this sticker is blue, your driving too fast."

It took me a few moments to get it.

We geeks have a strange sense of humor.
You kiddin' man? I love geek humor! Sure, the sticker is blue because of a positive Dopler Shift!
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Unread postby k_semler » Tue 03 May 2005, 19:46:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ArimoDave', 'I')t on the back of my Physics Professor's car.

Its bright red and reads

"If this sticker is blue, your driving too fast."

. . . . . . . . .[smilie=car8.gif]. . . . . . . . . . . . .

It took me a few moments to get it.

(We geeks have a strange sense of humor.)

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Unread postby k_semler » Tue 03 May 2005, 19:54:12

"Guns Don't Kill People,
People Kill People."

"A Man With A Gun Is A Citizen
A Man With No Gun Is A Subject."

"The Second Amendment,
The Original Homeland Security."

"Vote Freedom First!"

"Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims."

"If You Wish For Peace,
Prepare for War."

"Keep Honking,
I'm Reloading."

"Warning: This Vehicle Insured By Smith & Wesson".

"Support Your Local Police.
Officer, Will This Keep Me From Getting A Ticket?"
(This one worked for me in 1999. Cop pulled me over, read the sticker, and told me that I was free to go. That was seriously fucked up!)
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Unread postby KiddieKorral » Wed 04 May 2005, 14:13:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ArimoDave', 'I')t on the back of my Physics Professor's car.

Its bright red and reads

"If this sticker is blue, your driving too fast."


8O

I have that sticker. Gotta love seeing the looks on people's faces in the rear view mirror as they try to figure it out.
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Unread postby uNkNowN ElEmEnt » Wed 04 May 2005, 18:38:18

" I have PMS and a Smith & Wesson... any questions?"

"Local regulations state that unless I install handrails I am only permitted to have three people riding my ass at a time. Since you have arrived fourth in line today you will have to wait your turn... tomorrow is not looking good either."
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Unread postby Kent » Fri 06 May 2005, 18:45:42

Saw another good one today:

"DON'T VOTE. It just encourages them."

Must be left over from the last election.
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Unread postby Chuckmak » Sat 07 May 2005, 20:09:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('KiddieKorral', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ArimoDave', 'I')t on the back of my Physics Professor's car.

Its bright red and reads

"If this sticker is blue, your driving too fast."


8O

I have that sticker. Gotta love seeing the looks on people's faces in the rear view mirror as they try to figure it out.


find me one! :)
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Unread postby KiddieKorral » Sun 08 May 2005, 09:02:31

I had it custom made.
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Support The Troops Bumper Sticker

Unread postby BILL_THA_PHARMACIZT » Tue 14 Jun 2005, 23:03:19

http://www.cafepress.com/btp1.24043341
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Reason: Merged with THE Bumper Sticker Thread.
people are going to persue whatever they percieve to be in their own interests and thats always changing because everything in life is in constant motion
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