by Jotapay » Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23:28
If we are ranting about public school, the most awkward moment of my life happened in 10th grade in Houston in Health Education class.
We were covering sex education. The coach who taught the class put girls on one side of the room, boys on the other, and wheeled in two TVs that only were shown to one side each. The video the boys watched was a skit about a teenager detecting testicular cancer.
The boy is shown taking a shower, and then goes to talk to his dad in the living room. The boy says, "Dad, I have a lump somewhere." The dad asks as to the location, and the teen replies, "On my balls." The boy's side of the room erupts in laughter. The coach jumps up, all red-faced, shouting, "Quiet! Quiet!"
At the end of the short movie, the teen has gone to the doctor and whatnot, and the last scene shows him in the shower, looking at the camera, and he says, "And this is how you can check to see if you have testicular cancer." The camera pans down and zooms in on his naked genitals, and he proceeds to describe verbally and show you every place you can pull and squeeze on male genitalia to check for testicular cancer signs. Needless to say the boys side of the room was complete chaos. The laughter was uncontrollable and boys were falling out of their chairs, covering their eyes and laughing. And the teen on screen kept pulling and squeezing and whatnot for what seemed like forever. The coach could not get control of the class for about 5-10 minutes. It was definitely the most "WTF were they thinking" moment I've ever seen.