by Schmuto » Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:02:05
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('OP - Outcast Searchdude', 'I') never said a high mileage hybrid was a perfect solution. However, in the SHORT TERM, it seems like a reasonable TRANSITIONAL solution that a HUGE number of families could take advantage to to alleviate the oil crunch. I was trying to start a rational conversation about why so few people seem to be willing to take advantage of that concept.
Look dude, don't let my eviscerating style mislead you. I looked into the Pious. It's a complete joke. That's a reason-based decision. I went with a Honda Fit.
The Fit cost me 13k. I paid cash (of course).
The Pious would have cost me 25k.
I get about 40 MPG in my Fit. It Fits 5 people. Maybe not 5 Americans, but if you have, say, 3 obese Americans and 2 regular people, and you put the obese Americans in the two front seats and the middle back, then you have a balanced car.
I was at dinner the other day - why the hell do I still go out and eat that crap I don't know (i'm lazy) - and I saw a giant obese woman who was getting up from her booth seat at the particular casual dining chain in which I found myself. I knew she was about to get up because she had one leg in the booth and one leg out in the aisle.
15 minutes later, I notice she's just getting her entre and she's still sitting in the same position.
I haven't been that disgusted by an obese bastard in a long time. God, I can't hardly wait for the oil age to end, because the "obesity epidemic" will end with it.
How can you reasonably argue that the Pious is a solution to anything?
I told you already -
it's a horrible financial decision, even with gasoline at 5 dollars a gallon.If you're going to try to make the argument that "it's safer," then you're just doing more side-mouth talking.
If you want to talk safety, then drive an SUV.
But if you're going to argue that you are buying the Pious because it's the perfect mix of safety and fuel mileage, then I call bullhockey.
Bottom line on hybrids - the first model of the Honda hybrid sold horribly even though its stats were equivalent to the Pious.
You know why? Because those empirical, rational bastards, the Japanese, actually made the mistake of believing that people were going to buy the car because it made sense.
But, it turns out, most hybrid buyers were turned off by the Honda hybrid
because it did not look like a hybrid - so they went with the Pious.
That's why it's the ultimate douchebag liberal driving machine - because like many things liberal, it's not about the actual, it's about the appearance.
On the other hand, shame on the Japanese. You know at least one guy sitting at the Honda development table must have said - "but it will cost 10 grand more than a civic and only get about 15 more miles per gallon while offering the same features but costing much more in maintenance. Why will people buy it?" To which he received this reply - "people buy the Pious."
Shame on them for being rational enough to know that hybrids are scams but not being creatively rational enough to understand how the scam works.
June 5, 09. Taking a powder for at least a while - big change of life coming up.
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We're saved! YesPlease promises that we'll be running cars on battery cubes about the size of a toaster.