by arretium » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 19:52:53
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', 'P')ilot of B2: "Target confirmed, releasing 50MT thermonuclear device now.
Bomb bay doors: Rrrrrrrr-Kunk!
Retaining clamps: vrrrrrrrr!
Bomb: falls
Pilot of B2: "Device released, clearing blast zone."
Plane: Ascends rapidly, and reverses course. This exerts a 4G pull on the pilot of the aircraft.
Pilot of B2: "Clear of blast radius, awaiting activation of thermonuclear device."
Fundimentalist Muslim: "Allahu Akbar!! Allahu Akbar!! Allahu Akbar!!"
Bomb: rights its self due to air resistance and gravitational forces:
Fundimentalist Muslim: Death to America! Allahu Akbar! Death to the infidel!" (holds up sword while riding a camel to go make war)
Plane: pulls away at a rate of 1550 MPH
Bomb: reaches an altitude of 1100 feet, detonation
Fundimentalist Muslim: is incinerated in less than 1/1,000,000th of a second, and feels no pain.
City in which fundimentalist islamist is located: also ceaces to exist.
Pilot of B2: Target neutralized. Threat eliminated."
City below with fundimental muslim: only atoms remain, Not sufficient matter even exists to form ashes. All matter is pulverised into radioactive dust, and is dispersed throughout the earth's statosphere.
....Within days:
BBC News reports: "Sir David Manning, British Ambassador to the U.S. has been recalled. The EU governments have withdrawn from NATO and instituted an economic blockade against the U.S. All U.S. forces within the U.K. have been ordered to leave."
...24 hours later...
Secretary Bolton screams "You guys are wimps. You are all cowards."
...36 hours later...
BBC News reports: "The Russian Defence minstry has ordered the release of all ICBM missiles upon the United States."