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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:37:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '
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Why come you some peoples can has stupid much swearing! Sheesh. :cry:



Cuz we is stewpid.

Not have way.



When I can not has my way I try some yes Shut My Stupid Trap! :o
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:38:45

dumtock muches good good fun. jussose joky. EB no joky. EB dumtock fer reel. EB gobak skewl & shut trap. Ty to char make hear nastietock all dey. heh heh.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:43:38

You Shut Trap I no mayk nastie tauk no no. I make talk good yes. Make peeple say good happi tew bad cuss is for mad dum dum. :)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby threadbear » Sat 28 Mar 2009, 00:06:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'M')any may wax poetic about shutting a dirty stinking filthy rotten trap,
but Mr. Bill not just talked the talk, he walked the walk, snapped
the yap, zipped the trap, froze the flaps, and so on and so forth ...

Mr. Bill gave world class pie hole when he was active, and
now that his intrepid labia have stopped hurling ordnance
and remain dormant, I stand dismayed at the low quality
of nattering, magpie cackle, drivel that fills the vacuum he left.

Someday, I hope I can say many smart and nice things,
and then shut up half as good as Mr. Bill did.

I therefore invite many of you jabbering buffoons to shut your
dirty stinking filthy rotten traps and set me an example so that
I might be inspired to join the ranks of the wise and silent,
or even those simply stricken dumb when they ran out of
bullshit.


When I read your stuff I sometimes think of Don Marquis, one of the greatest American poets, storyteller of his generation, the thirties

Marquis:The Author's Desk--From Archie does his Part (archie is a cockroach)


i climbed upon my boss his desk
to type a flaming ballad
and there i found a heap grotesque
of socks and songs and salad

some swedenborgian dope on hell
with modernistic hunches
remnants of plays that would not jell
and old forgotten lunches

a plate once flushed with pride and pie
now chill with pallid verses
a corkless jug of ink hard by
sobbed out its life with curses

http://www.donmarquis.com/readingroom/a ... sdesk.html
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 28 Mar 2009, 01:43:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cbxer55', 'T')his whole thread is, Image


I think this thread is brilliant. Eastbay's finest offering to the ongoing coping mechanism for a very gloomy future. So shut your trap! (Funny picture, btw)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby SeaGypsy » Sat 28 Mar 2009, 01:58:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cbxer55', 'D')id anyone tell her to STFU?

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This Granny deserves a medal. Thanks cbrx55 that's made my day! 8)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:40:47

It's the weekend now and...

All you angry cussing drunks posting here need to Shut Your Filthy Traps. :twisted:
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Pops » Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:50:18

It's been 3 months since I've had a cigarette, a beer or a Hershey bar - you want to see some cussing just keep runnin yer yap...
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves -- in their separate, and individual capacities.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Sat 11 Jul 2009, 00:19:59

Good thing ya didn't quit all your vices at once Pops... lol. Save a few for next year, if ya know what I mean. :-D

Otherwise we would have to Shut You Up! :evil:
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby bodigami » Mon 20 Jul 2009, 09:25:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'I')t's the weekend now and...

All you angry cussing drunks posting here need to Shut Your Filthy Traps. :twisted:


there is a time for everything, even for cursing. i curse the u$army so that it makes no more $tupid moves... with all my available power (which is related to quantum reality accessed via meditation).
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby bodigami » Mon 20 Jul 2009, 09:27:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'G')ood thing ya didn't quit all your vices at once Pops... lol. Save a few for next year, if ya know what I mean. :-D

Otherwise we would have to Shut You Up! :evil:


Pops, EastBay... you are invited to some Vodka with the juice of your choice... i usually have orange juice only. Lets the cursing be focused to one point = making armies obsolete.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby efarmer » Sun 02 Aug 2009, 13:34:04

Gaia told me to cut down on my carbon dioxide emissions so I have
been quiet and will remain mostly so. However, being a scientist
I know the same amount is still coming out my nostrils anyhow.
I suppose stopping the beer would curtail my methane output.

I would suggest that Pops get a halo on his avatar though.

Before shutting up again I would like to just say that
when you are out of Eastbay, you are plumb outta
high quality Red.

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Tue 04 Aug 2009, 12:44:09

Bodigami YOU seriously need to Shut Up.

So Shut Your Trap! :x
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Tue 04 Aug 2009, 12:46:14

.... and efarmer.... that's the nicest comment anyone here has ever directed my way.

I will not be telling you to Shut Your Big Fat Overpaid Scientist Mouth because you are the only friend I have here. :)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby bodigami » Tue 04 Aug 2009, 13:13:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'B')odigami YOU seriously need to Shut Up.

So Shut Your Trap! :x


Trap? I have 1 mouth... but my traps are not setted up... yet. :lol:
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Tue 04 Aug 2009, 13:40:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('bodigami', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'B')odigami YOU seriously need to Shut Up. So Shut Your Trap! :x
Trap? I have 1 mouth... but my traps are not setted up... yet. :lol:

That was your last friendly warning you bonehead. :x
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Carlhole » Wed 05 Aug 2009, 11:01:17

Hey, break it up! Break it up!

Eastbay, you take a little walk! Bodigami, relax man, take a few breaths.

We can work this thing out in a spirit of harmony and friendship.

OK, you two. Let's shake hands and forget all about this little spat then, what say?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby basil_hayden » Wed 05 Aug 2009, 11:48:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', 'H')ey, break it up! Break it up!

Eastbay, you take a little walk! Bodigami, relax man, take a few breaths.

We can work this thing out in a spirit of harmony and friendship.

OK, you two. Let's shake hands and forget all about this little spat then, what say?


Heck no Carlanus, Eastbay's taken out the trash.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Wed 05 Aug 2009, 12:48:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('basil_hayden', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', 'H')ey, break it up! Break it up! Eastbay, you take a little walk! Bodigami, relax man, take a few breaths.
We can work this thing out in a spirit of harmony and friendship.
OK, you two. Let's shake hands and forget all about this little spat then, what say?
Heck no Carlanus, Eastbay's taken out the trash.

Yeah Carlhole. Shut Your Trap. :x

And the trash removal seems to be a monthly chore. But like at home, I'm happy to do it! :)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby MD » Wed 05 Aug 2009, 12:55:32

Enough...just shut up already....
Stop filling dumpsters, as much as you possibly can, and everything will get better.

Just think it through.
It's not hard to do.
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