[blukatzen]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('oowolf', '.')....."dogged persistence"....

[Madpaddy]

oowolf,

My best wishes. I don't know you or your friend but that news made me feel good. Thanks.

[Heineken]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('blukatzen', 'L')et's get back to topic, ok. This thread is about Heineken and his future.

[outcast]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'F')or instance, the ten-year relationship I was in, which has now ended was with a MAN.

[blukatzen]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'Y')ou do realize that in traditional agricultural societies, such as what you want us to go back to, you would have been ostracized for having such a relationship right?

[outcast]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'O')bviously you have not done much homework into traditional cultures and their acceptance of homosexuality or bisexuality in their cultures.

[Heineken]

Gosh. Maybe I deserve the death penalty. Thanks for sharing this wonderful and highly relevant map, Outcast.

[uNkNowN ElEmEnt]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('blukatzen', 'I') think many women here are in a PARTNERSHIP. I certainly am NOT a "glorified servant", in fact, my electrical engineer husband usually comes on Saturdays (yes, my company pays him) to help out at my garden centers, he helps unload plants, waters, helps customers, answers questions, fixes things, etc. He doesn't *have to*. He doesn't NEED the extra money he gets. (sure it helps, but it's not "survival money", for him, it's "ebay money").

[outcast]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'G')osh. Maybe I deserve the death penalty. Thanks for sharing this wonderful and highly relevant map, Outcast.

[Ludi]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('blukatzen', '
')Obviously you have not done much homework into traditional cultures and their acceptance of homosexuality or bisexuality in their cultures.

[mos6507]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '
')How do I explain that to potential woman-mates?

[frankthetank]

Heineken-

Listen to me. Here in Wisconsin, you'll get TWICE the woman for your money. These hogs will show you things you can't find on the internet. They'll teach you moves (and possibly do physical damage) that you didn't think your body was capable of. So take a trip northward and let one of my neighborhood girls test the suspension in that ole' Ford truck (or whatever you drive, don't worry, it'll need NEW suspension)...

[Madpaddy]

outcast,

you need a new colour on that map for Iceland who have just elected a lesbian prime minister.

[PenultimateManStanding]

"Buying a wife" is perhaps a poor choice of words. Buying a husband is a time honored tradition with dowries and such. Heineken, you need to get a good dowry with your new wife. I would think 50 grand should do it. Then again, is that a sale or a bribe? And maybe 50 grand is far too cheap. If you look up dowry and dower at wiki it gets quite confusing. Buying a wife, selling a wife, paying the bride's family, paying the groom's family; reminds me of the situation in California: Counties won't send tax money to the State and the State won't send funds to the counties.

[da23]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', 'o')utcast,

you need a new colour on that map for Iceland who have just elected a lesbian prime minister.

[frankthetank]

Girls up here don't like them small, so to be on the safe side...

http://cutelink.info/increase-my-private.htm

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('da23', '
')PMS I'd buy you if I could get credit

[Heineken]

Since there's been so much concern about diction, I'd like to explain some of the motivation behind my "buying a wife" phrase.

In women's eyes, I'm badly tarnished by my past gay relationship. Partly as an experiment, I've already disclosed the fact of that relationship to a number of traditional American women met through the two online dating sites I'm currently subscribing to, and with whom I was in the process of establishing a good rapport before said disclosure.

Their reaction: A kind of indignant rage. Insults. Wild fears. One accused me of plotting to rape her son.

Thus I'm beginning to conclude that only nontraditional routes remain open to me.

Either that or I'll just give up.

[SeaGypsy]

Hi Heineken;
I don't like the title either; but I can give you some advice.
I live in the Philippines with my wife, who is 20 years younger than me, multi lingual, college educated, fantastic around the home and extremely jealous.
The truth is that you can come to Asia and almost take your choice.
The Philippines is easiest because of the visa laws and the fact all beurocracy is done in English.
Being a fit 52 year old and never married puts you in the highly sought after category of foreign husband.
On the other hand a lot of guys here go the library rout; (Why buy a book?).
You are right that we middle aged guys are virtual non entities in western countries. Unles we are super rich, and even then we know we can't trust much of what goes on around us.
Taking a wife into the states has become much more dificult lately with waits of up to 2 years normal; I have one friend who is still waiting after 4. The quickest way is to bring her in on a 'Prospective Marriage' visa, marry in the USA then apply for permanent. This can take about 4 months.
Meeting girls online: 80% are sharks; 18% are idiots. The other 2% are mostly ugly. Don't use any chat function without a camera.
Live webcam rules.

[threadbear]

You have to meet a woman who has been in a gay relationship who would like to try hetero. It can't be that difficult. You just have to define your demographic, cast your net and hope you don't catch a chick with a moustache and tatoos