Funny column
WARNING: Don't read it if you love the Canadian Liberal Party.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'K')elly McParland: A primer for Michael Ignatieff on the realities of Liberalism
Posted: January 20, 2009, 11:00 AM by Kelly McParland
Full Comment, Kelly McParland, Canadian politics
Reading these two columns on Michael Ignatieff by Colby Cosh and John Ivison, you have to wonder whether the new Liberal party leader knows anything at all about the organization he's in charge of.
Mr. Ignatieff continues to make pronouncements and occupy positions that utterly ignore traditional Liberal party thinking. He pointedly refused to equivocate on support for Israel's right to defend itself or pander to the party's conviction that by refusing to take a strong stand in favour of any particular party or position it could masquerade as an "honest broker" and avoid any responsibility no matter how events eventually played out.
He also appears determined to ignore the fact western Canada is a secondary member of Confederation, to be tapped for revenue but otherwise ignored as much as possible, and regularly criticized as selfish, divisive or unpatriotic when it questions the higher priority justifiably accorded to Ontario and Quebec. He now seems to have gone so far as to praise the oilsands as a crucial and desirable asset Canada can use to good effect in its relations with the U.S., a notion Conservatives have appreciated for some time but Liberals have rejected because the oilsands obviously are located in the wrong part of the country.
He clearly has a long way to go. In recognition of this, we offer him this primer on traditional Liberal party beliefs and activities:
Liberals take a strong stand only when it might win them votes, and only until they get those votes, after which they are no longer obligated to recall or own up to anything they might have said earlier.
Liberals champion the party as the protector of national unity, while only choosing leaders from Ontario or Quebec.
Liberals enjoy boasting of Canada's "special relationship" with the United States, while sniggering at all things American and reassuring themselves of Canada's innate superiority. Liberals enjoy mocking American cultural values and products, while consuming them in large quantities and warning against any barriers that should impede their ability to maintain imports. Liberals habitually deride American political traditions, except those they copy, which they do regularly.
Liberals are the party that came withing one percentage point of fumbling away the country in 1995, and now brag of having championed the Clarity Act, introduced in the aftermath of the near-disaster to prevent them doing anything so stupid ever again.
Liberals have run their past two national campaigns on a promise to spend tens of billions on long-term, open-ended entitlement programs mixed with sweeping tax cuts, and now assail the government for spending liberally and contemplating tax cuts.
Liberals survived for decades almost solely on fat contributions from major corporations, while simultaneously denouncing Conservatives as the party of big business. Jean Chretien, a Liberal prime minister, finally cut off the corporate welfare payments, but only after he'd benefited from them for 30 years. The party still hasn't adjusted, and staged a public revolt when the current Prime Minister outlandishly tried to force them to raise money from actual voters, like other parties do.
Liberals support taking a leading role in the fight against global warming, as long as that role is limited to signing treaties which then don't have to be put into effect.
Liberals are the party that finally tamed Canada's deficit through sweeping cuts to social spending that affected schools, universities, hospitals and other crucial services. The Liberals are currently warning darkly that the Conservative government could attempt to offset anticipated short-term deficits through sweeping cuts to future spending, which could affect schools, universities, hospitals and other crucial services.