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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Dreamtwister » Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:04:45

They're ransoming the tanks? Oh my god! Are these the stupidest pirates in history or what? Don't the Ukrainians have special forces?

If I were these guys, the first thing I would have done is rolled the tanks onto inflatable liferafts, inflated them, then scuttled the ship out from under them. I would have rowed them to shore *away* from a town, painted them brown and drove them into the desert.

The next thing I would have done is sent out 2 representitives out. One to the President of Somalia, and another to the leader of the ICU. I would have sold them to the highest bidder, and gotten the hell out of dodge.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby lateStarter » Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:40:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'T')hey're ransoming the tanks? Oh my god! Are these the stupidest pirates in history or what? Don't the Ukrainians have special forces?
If I were these guys, the first thing I would have done is rolled the tanks onto inflatable liferafts, inflated them, then scuttled the ship out from under them. I would have rowed them to shore *away* from a town, painted them brown and drove them into the desert.
The next thing I would have done is sent out 2 representitives out. One to the President of Somalia, and another to the leader of the ICU. I would have sold them to the highest bidder, and gotten the hell out of dodge.

While I agree with the overall jist of your comment - 'dumb pirates', I have to quible with a few of your ideas.
First, if there was such a thing as an 'inflatable life raft' that could support a tank, I doubt it would be available to Somali prates.

Second, 'driving' them off into the desert probably requires a fair amount of diesel which they don't have. Hence they are pirates.

They probably were really suprised when they looked below deck and found tanks instead of rice. OTOH, does anyone know if the 'pirates' are targeting a particular cargo(e) or are they purely oportunistic?
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby smallpoxgirl » Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:28:34

I wouldn't be so sure they don't have diesel.

August 20, 2008 - Somali pirates hijack oil tanker landen with palm oil.

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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Dreamtwister » Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:34:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateStarter', 'F')irst, if there was such a thing as an 'inflatable life raft' that could support a tank, I doubt it would be available to Somali prates.

Why is that? Are inflatable rafts restricted technology? It's just polyurethane fabric and air canisters.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateStarter', 'S')econd, 'driving' them off into the desert probably requires a fair amount of diesel which they don't have. Hence they are pirates.

Again, why is that? As SPG already pointed out, fuel is easy enough to come by. And knowing the way the Russians build their equipment, they could probably run on liquified animal fat in a pinch.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateStarter', 'T')hey probably were really suprised when they looked below deck and found tanks instead of rice. OTOH, does anyone know if the 'pirates' are targeting a particular cargo(e) or are they purely oportunistic?

That's an entirely different issue. If it really was a target of opportunity, they would have had fewer options. But even the dumbest of pirates are going to realize "Holy crap! Tanks? We gotta get this stuff offloaded ASAP!"
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby BigTex » Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:29:02

The window of opportunity to off-load the tanks in a discreet manner has probably closed.

From here on, their booty is likely to be a curse.

They should have laid low during "talk like a pirate week."
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Dreamtwister » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 02:40:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'T')he window of opportunity to off-load the tanks in a discreet manner has probably closed.

I have to agree. Chalk it up as a missed opportunity for them, probably a fatal one.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 03:28:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'I') have to agree. Chalk it up as a missed opportunity for them, probably a fatal one.

Maybe. I'd hope the US Navy wouldn't have the gall to board a Ukrainian ship in Somali waters to try to secure a bunch of Kenyan tanks.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby vtsnowedin » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 04:02:54

8) Dream twister your dreams are indeed turned around a bit :)
Lets see now ,assuming they have a crane on board to lift a 40 ton tank over the side and computing water displacement at 62.4 lbs per cubic foot your going to need a raft drawing two feet of water twenty feet wide and thirtyfive feet long. Might want to make the sides four or five feet higher to give you some free board and make it a bit bigger for the weight of the crew and what ever propels it.Ripping stresses in the material the bag is made of might be a tad high but with modern materials why worry?? I'm sure the pirates can call Cabelas and they will ship them just the thing next day air.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Ragnarok_RO » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 07:16:09

Come on guys... a little more imagination :)

Move from ship to barge with a crane, move from barge to port with another crane. I'd be surprised if they didn't do that already. Look at yourselves... if the seals do shit with inflatables on the discovery channel, it doesn't mean somali pirates can't find a low tech way to do it. 40 or 50 tons for a barge isn't that much, and it's just a short ride into port.

And nobody is going after them, 'cause piracy would have been enough of an offense to warrant action. If it didn't spur anyone into coercive action, neither will this. The ukrainians won't do shit, since they are always too drunk to do shit anyways. Face it: those pirates could become a force to be reckoned with, unless they're too stupid for it.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Dreamtwister » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:20:13

Vtsnowedin, go back and reread my posts.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby vtsnowedin » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'T')hey're ransoming the tanks? Oh my god! Are these the stupidest pirates in history or what? Don't the Ukrainians have special forces?
If I were these guys, the first thing I would have done is rolled the tanks onto inflatable liferafts, inflated them, then scuttled the ship out from under them. I would have rowed them to shore *away* from a town, painted them brown and drove them into the desert.
The next thing I would have done is sent out 2 representitives out. One to the President of Somalia, and another to the leader of the ICU. I would have sold them to the highest bidder, and gotten the hell out of dodge.

OK still looks twisted to me.
What are the chances of finding an inflatable raft big enough?
What do you think your chances are of rolling a tank onto a deflated raft and having it not leak?
then what do you think the chances are of scuttling a full sized freighter from under a bunch of overloaded rafts without sucking the rafts down with it.
And lastly how many pirates dose it take to row a fourtyfive ton raft through the surf to the shore?
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby BigTex » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:35:22

U.S. Navy brings in negotiator to secure release of hostages held by Somali pirates.


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Pirates hijack possible nukes?

Postby Newfie » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:31:53

As if we didn't have enough to worry about these days I stumbled on the following article. Is this a legitimate news organization?

Deep in my paranoid self I wonder about the citizenry being set up for some kind of "event" to justify "counter measures." Having heard/read a couple of stories recently it makes me wonder. Right wing friends "heard" that Islamics would set off a nuke in US, NY Sun reported intercepted Islamic messages, seized sealed containers in Long Beach, etc.

Somali pirates hijack Iranian ship with chemical or radiological cargo
MS Iran Deyanat belonging to Iran state shipping company was hijacked a month ago, a common occurrence at the Somali coast though the ship of 45,000 tons is unusually large for pirates. Oddly, they asked for an unusually small ransom, just $200,000 which Iran allegedly paid.
Upon bringing the ship to Somali, the pirates tried opening its containers, but failed. They, however, received typical radiological skin burns and their hair fell out. The damage can be of chemical origin, too.
The ship, chartered by a German company, was departed China en route to, ostensibly, the port of Rotterdam. The choice of Iranian shipping for a legitimate cargo to Germany is suspicious.
Three decades ago, China supplied the uranium enriched on Soviet centrifuges to Egypt for its military nuclear program. This may be the case today, with Iran’s own centrifuges merely a smokescreen.

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Re: Pirates hijack possible nukes?

Postby americandream » Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:57:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Newfie', 'A')s if we didn't have enough to worry about these days I stumbled on the following article.

Is this a legitimate news organization?

Deep in my paranoid self I wonder about the citizenry being set up for some kind of "event" to justify "counter measures." Having heard/read a couple of stories recently it makes me wonder. Right wing friends "heard" that Islamics would set off a nuke in US, NY Sun reported intercepted Islamic messages, seized sealed containers in Long Beach, etc.


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MS Iran Deyanat belonging to Iran state shipping company was hijacked a month ago, a common occurrence at the Somali coast though the ship of 45,000 tons is unusually large for pirates. Oddly, they asked for an unusually small ransom, just $200,000 which Iran allegedly paid.
Upon bringing the ship to Somali, the pirates tried opening its containers, but failed. They, however, received typical radiological skin burns and their hair fell out. The damage can be of chemical origin, too.
The ship, chartered by a German company, was departed China en route to, ostensibly, the port of Rotterdam. The choice of Iranian shipping for a legitimate cargo to Germany is suspicious.
Three decades ago, China supplied the uranium enriched on Soviet centrifuges to Egypt for its military nuclear program. This may be the case today, with Iran’s own centrifuges merely a smokescreen.
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Re: Pirates hijack possible nukes?

Postby mos6507 » Tue 30 Sep 2008, 01:48:28

That's karma for ya.
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Re: Pirates hijack possible nukes?

Postby Nickel » Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:34:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Newfie', 'L')ocation: US East Coast


"US East Coast", huh? Yeah, a Newfie'll do anything for his province... except live in it. :lol:
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Postby tranquill » Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:46:03

Somali pirates hijacked an Iranian vessel with enriched uranium from China! See here: link

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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby lowem » Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:06:31

A few months back, my by-now-former-employer delivered their 20,000th Hellfire anti-tank missile.

33 targets shouldn't be too much of an issue :lol:
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Dreamtwister » Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:08:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lowem', 'A') few months back, my by-now-former-employer delivered their 20,000th Hellfire anti-tank missile. 33 targets shouldn't be too much of an issue

I basically said the same thing on my blog. Of course, I also questioned what business it is of America's to destroy Russian built tanks, on a Ukrainian ship flying a Beliz flag, owned by the Kenyans, and hijacked by the Somalians.
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Re: Somali pirates capture 33 T-72 main battle tanks

Postby Cloud9 » Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38:07

Why not pull the thing up to a wharf. Build a ramp, cut a hole in the side of the ship and drive them out?
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