by lateStarter » Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:40:38
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'T')hey're ransoming the tanks? Oh my god! Are these the stupidest pirates in history or what? Don't the Ukrainians have special forces?
If I were these guys, the first thing I would have done is rolled the tanks onto inflatable liferafts, inflated them, then scuttled the ship out from under them. I would have rowed them to shore *away* from a town, painted them brown and drove them into the desert.
The next thing I would have done is sent out 2 representitives out. One to the President of Somalia, and another to the leader of the ICU. I would have sold them to the highest bidder, and gotten the hell out of dodge.
While I agree with the overall jist of your comment - 'dumb pirates', I have to quible with a few of your ideas.
First, if there was such a thing as an 'inflatable life raft' that could support a tank, I doubt it would be available to Somali prates.
Second, 'driving' them off into the desert probably requires a fair amount of diesel which they don't have. Hence they are pirates.
They probably were really suprised when they looked below deck and found tanks instead of rice. OTOH, does anyone know if the 'pirates' are targeting a particular cargo(e) or are they purely oportunistic?
We have been brought into the present condition in which we are unable neither to tolerate the evils from which we suffer, nor the remedies we need to cure them. - Livy