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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby kpeavey » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:10:50

I figure I'll be an MZB victim, which is fine, I'm OK with that. The MZBs best be ready for what I have in store for them afterwards.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--for ever."
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twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:50:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'F')ollowing the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall, stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released while still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of his brothers, John, and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle upon Tyne, Berwick-upon-Tweed, Stirling, and Aberdeen.


Exactly. None of this dying in your sleep crap. If you're dying anyway, you might as well make it dramatic.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:07:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '
')Exactly. None of this dying in your sleep crap. If you're dying anyway, you might as well make it dramatic.
I can see your point. Who wants to have cancer and a slow painful systemic shut down? Better to have your nuts ripped off and your guts spilled and your body ripped into four parts. I'll take that any day.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:27:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '
')Exactly. None of this dying in your sleep crap. If you're dying anyway, you might as well make it dramatic.
I can see your point. Who wants to have cancer and a slow painful systemic shut down? Better to have your nuts ripped off and your guts spilled and your body ripped into four parts. I'll take that any day.

???? A little too much testosterone me thinks.
I will be more than happy to enter my eternal dirt nap via my bed.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby DrillBites » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:34:19

How do I wanna die?? I want to die at age 110, bare assed naked, shot in the back by a jealous young husband while I am climbing out the bathroom window with my pants in my hand.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby AlexdeLarge » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:34:19

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~Woody Allen, The Standup Years
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby vtsnowedin » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:52:15

8) Shot by the husband is good especially if I just impregnated his gorgous wife. Let him raise the kid. Any age over 75 would be good.
What I do not want to do is die tied to a wheelchair wearing adult sized pampers with a feeding tube up my nose.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:06:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', 'E')xactly. None of this dying in your sleep crap. If you're dying anyway, you might as well make it dramatic.
I can see your point. Who wants to have cancer and a slow painful systemic shut down? Better to have your nuts ripped off and your guts spilled and your body ripped into four parts. I'll take that any day.
???? A little too much testosterone me thinks. I will be more than happy to enter my eternal dirt nap via my bed.
Me thinks you didn't get the irony. But come to think of it, what Mel portrayed was a grand and glorious exit.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby DrillBites » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40:09

You know, I don't really care how I die, I just want to be late to my own funeral.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby careinke » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 00:02:29

I have to go with ground zero in a nuclear explosion. You would be vaporized before the pain impulses could reach your brain.

On a more serious note, I made my first born promise to throw my ashes over the congregation of that nut church, who keep trying to disrupt funerals of our soldiers. I try not to hate people, but those people are on the top of my list.

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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby lper100km » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 00:11:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('raythemoneyman', 'B')eing about 75 years old and jumping over a back yard fence being shot at by my girl friends husband! I hope he is a good shot!

You can jump with your pants round your ankles? Wowee!
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Kylon » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 00:44:53

I don't want to die, but if I had to go...
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I'd have neural interface where I'd be connected to a matrix like environment.
Where there would be hot women...
And the process would continue. :)
Have to admit, that would be the way to go, am I right?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:21:14

all except the blood sex, I can do without that.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby joelcolorado » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:36:24

I shot a buck deer right off a doe one year. Died happy I guess. hah...Does it really matter. Die in your sleep the best I think.

Or doing some heroic act to save others maybe. Leave a legacy of some kind
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby nickynicky » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:59:49

This is amazing, all your wishes will come true.
Except for the women experiences, those won't likely happen.

As for the truth, you don't have to die for it, he died for you so you don't have to.
"Thy word is truth."
What I would do is take the rest of the summer, pray and read the Bible through. Then you ahve the truth within you, God's word.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby dinopello » Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:35:12

The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--


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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Jenab6 » Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'T')he grandpa sleeping at the wheel is a good one. Gallows humor. But on a more serious note, I'm thinking instantaneous vaporization in a thermonuclear blast would be merciful. Sure beats a slow protracted death by disease or starvation. Death by dehydration would be even worse. COC prohibits discussion of other options.

So we can't say that we'd prefer to be drawn and quartered, boiled in oil, hung by the neck, burned at the stake, and beheaded?

Has any of you read "A Song of Ice and Fire" by George R.R. Martin? One of his characters, a dwarf named Tyrion Lannister, was asked the question in this thread's title, and his answer is better than any of those I've seen here. Unfortunately, the COC won't let me reproduce it, probably not even in paraphrase.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby vision-master » Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16:00

Seattle cop involved in Sturgis shooting

The Off-Duty Seattle police officer (member of the Iron Pigs) who reportedly shot a known member of the Hells Angels motorcycle gang around 1 a.m. Saturday at the Loud American Roadhouse at a weeklong rally in South Dakota was previously disciplined, once for taunting fans at a football game and another time for allegedly threatening to shoot a restaurant manager who had asked him to leave.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Hawkcreek » Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:57:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')eattle cop involved in Sturgis shooting

Are you trying to say you want to be shot by a Seattle cop?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby paimei01 » Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:22:17

Boom !
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