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Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Plantagenet » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:17:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TommyJefferson', '
') the attitude among the people promoting these "factoids" seems to be that the federal government will fix everthing if was just give it more power and demand it.


Actually, Chuck Norris is saying the opposite of what you suggest.

Norris' editorial calls on the Congress to change the law to limit the power of the federal government. Norris wants the federal government to stand aside and allow private industry to drill for oil in areas that Congress has placed off-limits at the behest of the environmentalists.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19:47

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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Roy » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:40:00

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Plantagenet » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:42:00

In the last two weeks 350,000 people have signed the petition calling on Congress to allow more drilling

350,000 folks on petition to Congress to allow more drilling

I just signed.

It won't do much good with this Congress, but it's a basic US constitutional right to petition the government for relief and redress. :)
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Plantagenet » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:43:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Roy', 'T')he First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.


According to Congress the First Law of Thermodynamics is superseded by the plottings of the evil oil speculators.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Aaron » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:43:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Roy', 'T')he First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.


No... the first rule of thermodynamics, is that we don't talk about thermodynamics.

The second rule of thermodynamics, is that we don't talk about thermodynamics.

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The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.

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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Aaron » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:46:15

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.

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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:46:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Roy', 'T')he First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.


No... the first rule of thermodynamics, is that we don't talk about thermodynamics.

The second rule of thermodynamics, is that we don't talk about thermodynamics.

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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', 'S')ome people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby dinopello » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52:13

I just read his article. When did he become such a whiney little punk? Absolutely no recognition of personal responsibility on his part.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby UncoveringTruths » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', 'S')ome people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.


Chuck Norris is approaching old fart status. Date of Birth: 10 March 1940
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:58:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('UncoveringTruths', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', 'S')ome people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.


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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Plantagenet » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:59:16

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So he's 68 years old. So what? Chuck Norris has defeated time itself.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby mos6507 » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', 'I') just read his article. When did he become such a whiney little punk? Absolutely no recognition of personal responsibility on his part.


About the same time he married his bible-thumping trophy wife.

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Having to maintain ready access to that piece of ass has turned him from this:



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to this:


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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby Plantagenet » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:37:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', 'I') just read his article. When did he become such a whiney little punk? Absolutely no recognition of personal responsibility on his part.


About the same time he married his bible-thumping trophy wife.

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Oh no....now the penis-drilling jokes will start again.....
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby hironegro » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:20:22

just another typical baby boomer in my book!
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby TommyJefferson » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:56:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', 'A')ctually, Chuck Norris is saying the opposite of what you suggest. Norris' editorial calls on the Congress to change the law to limit the power of the federal government. Norris wants the federal government to stand aside and allow private industry to drill for oil in areas that Congress has placed off-limits at the behest of the environmentalists.


That is true, but he also seems to be advocating corporate subsidies for "alternative energy" and promoting the notion that war for oil is justified.

I'm seeing this idea develop among neocons that it is the government's responsibility to "do something" about high fuel prices.

A few years ago Kunstler spoke of an "American corn-pone dictator". In Italy and Germany government monetary policies made possible WWI which bankrupted those nations. In response, the people demanded National Socialism. They got it alright (along with WWII).

The currency devaluation we are using to occupy Iraq is beginning to hurt people. Americans are already indoctrinated to love the State. I fear that.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby cowuvula » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:34:34

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Plantagenet', '[')img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Chuck_Norris.jpg[/img]

So he's 68 years old. So what? Chuck Norris has defeated time itself.


Bad rug obvious face lift scar in fron of ear.

would someone please photoshop the hair off him so we can see what he looks like at K-mart?
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby cowuvula » Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:37:33

[quote="mos6507"]


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killing to keep your SUV running.
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Re: Chuch Norris sez: "Drill Drill Drill!"

Unread postby mos6507 » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 00:44:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hironegro', 'j')ust another typical baby boomer in my book!


A boomer born in 1940??
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