[Onyered]

In reading through many of the posts on this forum I have found that many are very concerned about the survival of the lifestyles they have grown to love in the face of Peak Oil. Many express dismay over the very prospect of living on in a world without all the modern conveniences to which we have all grown accustomed.

Most are outraged and feel the need to “do something”. With that rationale in mind I feel that the time has come for a new organization.

CHUMPs (Concerned Humans Under Massive Pressure) will give these humans the opportunity to take action for the good of the earth and their fellow man.

As a founding member of CHUMPS you will have the chance to have your name written large in the Big Book of CHUMPs.

Endowment members (Recruit 10) will have their name written large in the Big Book of CHUMPs in stylish red letters.

Look for complete details soon at a thermal depolymerisation plant near you.

So, show you care, be a CHUMP.

Note: Sadly someone has to undertake to “write names large” in the Big Book of CHUMPs, and as much as I regret the fact, I have made it my mission to “vow to endeavor to persevere” and live on in misery and complete this service to my fellow man.

[Cool Hand Linc]

What exactly is it that is expected of a chump anyway. I think we already have thousands in our government. Do any of them have their names in the Big Book of CHUMPS?

[Guest]

are you a mormon?

[Onyered]

Am I Mormon? Well you should ask my three wives that question!

I suppose that the name of the organization should really be Concerned Humans under Massive Pressure and Quite a Bit of Heat but CHUMPaQBH didn't sing like just plain CHUMPs.

I am trying to find out the Thermal Depolymerasation yeilds for humans. You know how many chumps will it take to get me to the Quik Shop for a beer and a pack of smokes.

[sheilach]

Now why didn't I think of that ! :D

We could solve both of our problems in one grind!

The 'sheeple' could be used to make oil and other raw materials reducing both waste and excessive 'sheeple'.

When we run out of 'sheeple', we would then have plenty of oil left over for us 'brights' to live in a manner to which we have become accustomed.

For a while at least.

We could also spare a few politicians for their hot air and gas.

Too bad we can't find at least one 'sheeple' who can turn water into OIL!

[Cool Hand Linc]

I know a few chumps to seen to you. I think I can cinvince them t sigh over all assests to me. I can then donate part of the funds raised to continue the project. Get the word out so to speak. I feel that France could be a good place to launch the program.

If we all do the same we can get commercials even! :D

[IronSheik]

So CHUMP's is " soilent green"?
Who are you onyered?
Moses?


P.S.
Will mortiaury cadavers work?
I know where some could be had cheap!
Let me know.

[Aaron]

Politicians are wolves and so are lawyers... (My apologies to wolves everywhere)

The solution is to force all the world's lawyers to swim to a remote island somewhere, with a politician under each arm.

[IronSheik]

Leave the lawyers and politicians to me. Because I am lame and slow witted. My wife is the boss and I like it that way. Please Honey, can I watch TV!
Without her support I would have many less rubles.


P.S.
I have 2 extra politicians I could let go cheap?
Let me know

[Cool Hand Linc]

Are the politicians female? Do they have strong backs. After peak oil occurs I made need someone to carry a large backpack.

Ironsheik, Most people don't admit to being slow witted. You should keep this to yourself.

[Onyered]

I would be very interested in the politicians as they are generally so oily I could decant enough gas from each one to go to the store and buy a 6 pack of beer and a pack of smokes, after of course writing their names large in the Big Book of CHUMPs.

Let me know.

[IronSheik]

Yes.
These are 2 sassy she-male politicians
that are definately 10W-30.
They will make for long days in the field,
and for even longer nights as they care
for all the future farmhands you will have
as a result of your union with these
wide-hipped beauties in the prime
of thier child-bearing years.

Also have some finely-aged lame ducks
if your interested.
Let me know

[IronSheik]

HaHa.
Very funny missinglinks
I post funny talk to make IronSheik look the fool.
You see I subscribe to the old saying:
"To make myself look good,
I must make others look bad"

You will be sorry.
Prices for you just went up.
Will cost you many more dollars.

[dmtu]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('IronSheik', 'Y')es.
These are 2 sassy she-male politicians
that are definately 10W-30.
They will make for long days in the field,
and for even longer nights as they care
for all the future farmhands you will have
as a result of your union with these
wide-hipped beauties in the prime
of thier child-bearing years.

Also have some finely-aged lame ducks
if your interested.
Let me know

[IronSheik]

You buy as is.
IronSheik is not WalMart,
but these two will "rollback"
Recomend leaving the voice box in
so you can also enjoy the bonus Hummer.
All medical supplies should be available
at your local feed store.

[Cool Hand Linc]

Where is burning sands?

This is off topic but I feel need to ask. What does not showing for months do to body odor. I find 2 days the maximum I can stand. How can you go for months with out bathing?

Do you think the decline after peak oil will bring the world to NOT BATHING for days at a time?

Do you see CHUMPS as a possiblitly for saving the world for a few? "The needs of the few out weigh the needs of the masses". Its a fundamental change in thought.

[IronSheik]

Burning Sands is where the sand burns like fire.
When the time comes and you have no water
in which to bathe, your soft pink skin will blister
and puss while my superior body will stand the test.
Then I will find your name in the book of CHUMPs
and make foul upon it with my manhood.

[Cool Hand Linc]

LOL

[sheilach]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'B')urning Sands is where the sand burns like fire.
When the time comes and you have no water
in which to bathe, your soft pink skin will blister
and puss while my superior body will stand the test.
Then I will find your name in the book of CHUMPs
and make foul upon it with my manhood.

[IronSheik]

sheilach,
Yes.
I can supply you with many men.
(sounds as if you may require many men)
But they will cost you many dollars
for they are all strong and virile like myself.

I have many accessories to go with these men.
I can let them go cheap!
Let me know