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Unread postby superhamzah » Sun 11 Jul 2004, 23:03:20

We need slaves...they'll work so hard, and after they die, they become bio mass, and we could turn them into oil.

Several things we need to do.

1) Find out which peoples produce the most oil after being 'processed'.
ie. people with greasy hair and oily skin should be rounded up into 'energy camps'.

2) Have to keep their morale high, no one will work if they realise at the end they're gonna be pushing our cars.

3 Absolutely must make them renewable. For exampling, arranging marriages between the most oily men and women with the hair that could power my lawnmower. Their children will be super-oily. Once this energy couple, produce two or more children, they may be processed for oil.

4) Making sure that the people rounding up these oily scum bags, continuously wash their hair, and their face, so they may not be mistaken for walking oil reserves.

Nobody will think it's racism or ethnic cleansing, because you get oily greasy people in all races :twisted:

Anyway, that's another one of my demented idea's. Any potential investors may get in contact with me.
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Unread postby Onyered » Sun 11 Jul 2004, 23:11:23

This is what I find so disapointing. I want to put peoples names in the Big Book of CHUMPs so that they can be remembered for all time. You defile this noble endevor with your crass materialism. This is very sad. :roll:
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Unread postby IronSheik » Sun 11 Jul 2004, 23:14:24

How can I get my name "IronSheik" into the big book of CHUMPs?
I would pay many dollars for the honor.

I have many books for sale.
I can let them go cheap!
Let me know.
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Unread postby sheilach » Sun 11 Jul 2004, 23:19:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 's')heilach,
Yes.
I can supply you with many men.
(sounds as if you may require many men)

Yes, IronSheik, I do require many strong,viril men with big manhoods to keep me entertained. :lol:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') have many accessories to go with these men.


What kind of 'accessories' come with these men and do you charge more for the 'accessories'?If they are big, strong and viril, who needs 'accessories' :wink:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')Find out which peoples produce the most oil after being 'processed'.
ie. people with greasy hair and oily skin should be rounded up into 'energy camps'.

Oh dear!, I am big, fat and very greasy, I could be rendered into a lot of fine oil. 8O
I am most certainly a CHUMP,I should be at the top of the CHUMP list! looks like I'ed better hide out if you fella's show up with your portable thermaldepolymerization device. 8O
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'M')aking sure that the people rounding up these oily scum bags, continuously wash their hair, and their face, so they may not be mistaken for walking oil reserves.

I have so much OIL, that no amount of washing will leave me oil free, and after peak oil, water will be scarce. 8O

I can produce my own biodiesel. :wink:
Just scrape it off my skin and pour it in the tank. :lol:
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Unread postby Onyered » Sun 11 Jul 2004, 23:26:11

Sheilach, CHUMPs is not about forcing anyone to do anything, it is about giving people the opportunity to do the right thing for all mankind. Many people would like to be the first one on their block to be a CHUMP. I think they should have that opportunity. :D
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Unread postby sheilach » Sun 11 Jul 2004, 23:39:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')heilach, CHUMPs is not about forcing anyone to do anything, it is about giving people the opportunity to do the right thing for all mankind.

Of course you cannot tell them what a 'CHUMP' really is or they would not volunteer to 'do the right thing'. :lol:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'M')any people would like to be the first one on their block to be a CHUMP


Yes, if you provide them with attractive incentives, like a lusty women or a handsome, viril man.
Then you send them to the 'showers' to get cleaned up in the thermaldepolymerization machine. :twisted:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') think they should have that opportunity


Here I think we can fully agree, but I want to 'entertain' them first. :D
Then drive off with them afterward, in my tank. :twisted:
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Who should be thermo-depolymerized first ?

Unread postby Z » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 06:08:01

I vote for economists. They are a waste of biological material anyway.
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Unread postby Devil » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 07:32:30

I instinctively voted for politicians, but on second thoughts, maybe I was wrong. They are useful because they spout so much hot air, that this surely could be harnessed as an energy source. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby julianj » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 08:11:25

Tony Bliar

He doesn't know what he should be when he gives up being PM. I think fuel would be a step up from his current position.
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Unread postby EnergySpin » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 09:50:51

So many choices, so little time ....
will we ever build enough TDP plants to satisfy the demand? However to prevent climate change we should diversify our portfolio and use biological waste disposal methods. From Harvard Business School to sewer to compost to land to food. :P :P
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Unread postby 0mar » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 12:41:45

YOUR MOM LRL
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Unread postby Cyrus » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 14:00:40

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !! Another good laugh on peakoil.com! I vote for economists.
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Unread postby EnergySpin » Sun 07 Aug 2005, 16:18:43

Can I vote for a second time?
My preferred group is rapidly loosing its popularity.
Should I use my knowledge of medicine and biology to come up with the next revolution in waste disposal technologies for nasty people? Organic Perma-Depolymerization!!!!
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Unread postby frankthetank » Mon 08 Aug 2005, 02:17:50

Economists...

just think used car salesman+higher education=you guessed it!
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Unread postby Starvid » Mon 08 Aug 2005, 13:32:00

All Swedish and German green politicians. Urrgh, bastards.
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Unread postby Tyler_JC » Mon 08 Aug 2005, 14:16:38

I voted for Economists.

But I really meant the Board of the Federal Reserve...bastards.
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Unread postby Caoimhan » Mon 08 Aug 2005, 15:19:28

I'm sorry there wasn't an option to vote for lawyers, or for the Illuminati puppeteers for the politicians, economists, and corporate CEOs.
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Re: Concerned Humans Under Massive Pressure

Unread postby Cool Hand Linc » Thu 18 Aug 2005, 01:55:07

I wonder how big the book of CHUMPS is now?
Peace out!

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