Efarmer's Amalgam of Greatests Hits "You Know It's a Recession When..."
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')b]You Know You're In A Recession When:
You decide to take another crack at tofu.
Lorenzo signs off with "substantial biofuels" instead of
"endless biofuels".
A panhandler hits you up for money and then runs into
a place to actually buy something to eat.
You hit the in-laws up for money and they fax it to you.
You are waiting around Lowe's for odd jobs with your
stock broker and lawyer tagging along as "grunts".
You buy your dog the cheapest kibble so you can have
the primo canned chow with gravy for old numero uno.
You go out to chop firewood and remember you left
your hatchet sticking in the ATM.
You lose your temper and break stuff in the kitchen when you
find out that someone ate the last homemade popsicle.
You notice that the gas from the beans you are eating
gives you a marvelous full feeling if you can manage to
hold it in for long periods.
Richard Branson shows Ben Bernanke how to run his
helicopter on the used Freedom Fry oil from the
Congressional cafeteria.
When your $1200 stimulus check comes it is from Halliburton
and it bounces.
Manpower gets you a job on the serving line at the soup kitchen
and you try to suck up and turn it into a career move.