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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby Jenab6 » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 19:30:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kingcoal', 'I')'m not a lawyer, but I do recall something about law enforcement personnel not being allowed to engage in criminal acts in order to facility arrest. Here, it sounds like the officer was engaged in indecent exposure herself.

That's not the crime she committed. Apparently it is legal for women to sunbathe with breasts exposed. The crime is soliciting someone else to commit a criminal offense. If this woman is a police officer herself, she should lose her job and be prosecuted, and all of the police officers who collaborated in her crime are accessories and should also lose their jobs and be prosecuted. Unfortunately, this is a "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" problem, and cops who cheat the laws usually get away with the cheating.

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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 20:21:35

Anybody want to take bets about whether the cops that thought this up were Antioch College grads?

A woman can get naked, flirt with the guy, rub all over him, if he responds in any way, break out the handcuffs. Off to jail buddy. This sort of thinking could only come from the land of "May I touch your left breast? May I touch your right breast? May I kiss your left breast?" Antioch is less than an hour from Columbus. I smell a connection. Only died in the wool Liberal ninnies could exhibit such naivate about human sexuality. The reality of males in that situation is a lot more like the scene from American Pie II.
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 20:24:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Denny', '
')Hey, if a fire broke out in my house, I wouldn't care about the sexual proclivities of the fireman.


Damn right - who cares if he's sexually aroused by women? The main point is, is he a good fireman? We need more open-ness in the US, and to admit to ourselves that .... well..... some men, quite a few in fact, are sexually aroused by women! 8O
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 20:32:24

I'm on a volunteer fire department. If the standard is that you can't be a fire fighter if you would pull out your penis when you're off duty and a naked woman starts rubbing all over you and then asks to see it, I gotta think it's gonna be up to us women to put out all the fires. There just aren't very many of the guys that are going to pass that test.
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby threadbear » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 20:33:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'P')oor guy. His only crime is naivete.

What a lame sting from the PD.


State sanctioned booby trap. :lol:
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby threadbear » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 20:39:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', 'N')o shit he thought he had just hit the lottery.

This is an absolute disgrace I hope he sues them and wins millions.

With all the crime that we have we do not need cops creating more crime. How many cops wasted were being paid to conduct this little sting?


Yep, he got the booby prize, instead! Oh, forgive me, this thread is a punster's paradise. :lol:
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby Fiddlerdave » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 21:34:02

Juries often convict in these cases only because they are told it doen't matter what they think, the accused broke the law and must be found guilty. A jury member would be breaking the law if they follow their conscience.

Thinking for yourself as a citizen becomes another crime.
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby Lighthouse » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 22:49:37

what a waste of taxpayers money ...
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 23:06:18

An attractive topless woman rapping legs around me? And I didn''t have to give her $50 first? I'd definately know that something fishy was going on (and not just between her legs). But still, this is entrapment... the ball busting skank asked to see his prick. If she had not asked then he wouldn't have pulled out his yogurt cannon, so therfore it's entrapment.

Moral of the story: if it sounds too good to be true... it is. And it's probably illegal too.
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby Lighthouse » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 23:27:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', 'A')n attractive topless woman rapping legs around me? And I didn''t have to give her $50 first? I'd definately know that something fishy was going on ...


Why?Happens to me all the time .... :P
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby TWilliam » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 23:29:18

I've always known that calling them "pigs" was an insult to swine everywhere. These cops will be laughing about this guy for years to come, meanwhile his life could very likely be ruined. The deepest pits of Hell (not that I believe in them) are too good for these kind... :x
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 01 Jan 2008, 23:47:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lighthouse', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', 'A')n attractive topless woman rapping legs around me? And I didn''t have to give her $50 first? I'd definately know that something fishy was going on ...


Why?Happens to me all the time .... :P


Sorry pal, titty bars don't count. :razz:
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby jboogy » Thu 03 Jan 2008, 16:35:27

I read the story and the police say that the woman was not affiliated with the PD and was not part of the sting . I don't think I'd air my little Booger in public , it's not like I'm gonna mount the sugar muffin in the middle of the park , why not have her put her top on and take her home? He's so horny he can't wait a half hour?If I was walking in the park with my kids and I saw some guy off in the distance pulling on his padercal I might get upset.
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby static66 » Thu 03 Jan 2008, 19:51:14

Little Booger, Padercal, Yogurt Cannon..... these are pretty funny, HPsevens wins for the funniest slang term for the male anatomy... is there a category for that yet smallpoxgirl? Wait til RealID hits in May.. you want to see people getting arrested!
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby Eli » Thu 03 Jan 2008, 20:10:08

Jboogy in this case I don't think your scenario would play out that way.


If I was walking through the park with my family and their was a hot topless chick within 200 yards the last thing I would notice is some guy pulling out his pecker. The only thing that would get my attention is when my wife would be punching me in the arm and drag me out of the park along with the kids. While I was saying "But honey titties!"
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby HEADER_RACK » Fri 04 Jan 2008, 00:56:09

Take the hussy to court and sue her for sexaul harassment!!!
"Your honor...She was showing me her breast!"
" She was touching me provocatively"
" She demanded that I show her my penis!!"

YES SIR ..."She harassed my sexuality so much,that against all better judgement I was compelled beyond reason to WHIP IT OUT!!"
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby JonathanR » Fri 04 Jan 2008, 09:12:06

So instead of Firing the Surgeon General, it's now breast to just leave it to the Fire Brigade
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Re: Topless cop snares "potential criminal"

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 00:25:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('static66', 'L')ittle Booger, Padercal, Yogurt Cannon..... these are pretty funny, HPsevens wins for the funniest slang term for the male anatomy... is there a category for that yet smallpoxgirl? Wait til RealID hits in May.. you want to see people getting arrested!


That or the mayo gun. Or the lance of lust. Or the love dart...

Btw, what's realID?
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