[Olaf]

I was motivated to post this because of a comment I saw in another thread, either PMS or Roccman, don't remember which, that addressed having pre-set 'last words'. So I thought it could be interesting to see thoughts of others. Be serious, silly, angry, whatever you want.

I'm a little agitated today, so I choose as my last words:

"Fuck you, I'm taking my ball and going home". <thud>

Olafr

[gnm]

"Watch this!"

-G

[Plantagenet]

That was great sex, babe.....thanks for being so sweet on my 120th birthday!!!

[Bas]

"argh..gorgle..*cough* hmrumph"

[ritter]

"The...money......is.....in......the............."

[PenultimateManStanding]

That was my post, Olaf, that you were referring to, and it was on the serious side. But maybe I'll hold up my feeble dying hand, point with my index finger and say, "pull my finger." btw, you might like this site of famous last words

[roccman]

depends on how it is to end...

If the gulag:

"Tell AP I am coming for him..."

If while having sex with my GF:

May be more of a sound than last words.

If in my garden:

"Nice!!!!!!!!!!!"

[truecougarblue]

Rosebud!

[Madpaddy]

"the Holy Grail lies in the Castle arghhhhh"

[Pops]

I always thought, “I told you I was sick” was good.

Or maybe,

Here lays old Pops,
He died from drinking all his crops


Or on the serious side, I hope they will want to inscribe what I did on my mothers stone:

Tiny, unremembered acts of kindness and love.

[SinisterBlueCat]

*sigh* finally! did i pass?

[RonMN]

I told you I was sick!

But Pops beat me to it

[Madpaddy]

Ok Beyonce,

You take it out of your mouth and get off Brittney's face and I'll take her from behind again.

[Carlhole]

"don't let him run in the muck, Bill,
just mind me platypus duck"

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', '"')don't let him run in the muck, Bill,
just mind me platypus duck"

[Jack]

And thou, profoundest Hell, receive thy new possessor.

[dinopello]

I know this isn't what was asked, but I like Richard Feynman's last words

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."

[PrairieMule]

This is Major Tom to ground control,
I'm stepping through the door.
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way,
And the stars look very different today.

For here
am I sitting in a tin can.
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
and theres nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
Im feeling very still.
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much she knows

[Pops]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'T')his is Major Tom to ground control...

[JPL]

Oh yea, also the old favourite, "Don't point that thing at me, old man, I'm British".

(Always used to work - grin).

JP