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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby roccman » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:23:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jboogy', 'S')hannymara if you broke into my house in the middle of the night I would give you my valuables , pour you a warm glass of milk with honey and then make you waffles with REAL maple syrup .


A perfectly good thread shot to hell...

Get a room!!

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Pops » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:39:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AlCzervik', 'J')esus, is everyone on here a gun nut?

Jezz, does everyone opposed to lawfully protecting oneself also view those with that ability as a Nut?

Or put another way; who do you expect to protect you from the nuts outside the law?

Or in another way; have you ever been victim or witness to any violence whatsoever?
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby ZombieHordeLeader » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:56:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'Z')ombieHordeLeader, why are you asking about this? Are you gathering data for someone, trying to decide who to rob, or just curious? :razz:


Just a hypothetical question that I thought would get some entertaining responses. Now I know why some of you scored so high on the zombie apocalypse survival test! It seems as though the people with the cute kitten avatars are among the most violent here. Strange.

I keep a baseball bat under my bed. There is a shotgun in the next bedroom over as well. I need to get some better firearms and one of those nightstand cases.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Zardoz » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:29:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('worrier', 'O')n a serious note, to those that say they can respond to a situation with a gun almost instantly do they have children living with them? Do they ever have visitors staying with children? If their gun is quickly retrievable (as in not in a gun safe) and doesn't have a trigger lock on it they could end up with a dead kid. Kids can be tricky, sneaky little beggars and could end up playing with that gun. Kids also do dumb things. That equation could easily equal a dead kid.

I had a Winchester 1200 riot gun (12-gauge pumper, 18-inch barrel, eight rounds of 00 buckshot) until our son turned 10. When that happened my wife and I determined that we were all in far greater danger from him than from an intruder if that cannon was in our house.

I took it out to the garage and hacksawed it into four pieces. As time has gone by, I'm increasingly glad I did. He has not grown more intelligent, rational, or responsible as he has descended into the fetid cesspool of adolescence. Far from it. Hell, he's to the point now, at 17, where I should think about getting rid of our kitchen knives.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby frankthetank » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:30:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'R')e: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night


You'd see a tall naked guy (i sleep in the nude) jumping out the window because i would get scared.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Lore » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:34:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('frankthetank', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'R')e: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night


You'd see a tall naked guy (i sleep in the nude) jumping out the window because i would get scared.


Probably the most frank and realistic statment I've heard, thanks frankthetank. Oh, and Shannymara's as well.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby AlCzervik » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:35:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AlCzervik', 'J')esus, is everyone on here a gun nut?

Jezz, does everyone opposed to lawfully protecting oneself also view those with that ability as a Nut?

Or put another way; who do you expect to protect you from the nuts outside the law?

Or in another way; have you ever been victim or witness to any violence whatsoever?


Haha, no Pops. I have actually done a 180 on gun issues and used to think there should be all sorts of regulations on ownership and that Canada and Europe must be doing something right if they have much lower gun death rates. With all of the creeping fascism these days, I am now more in the Alex Jones/libertarian camp, even though I am too big of a puss to own a firearm yet.

I would bet that with the advent of peak, and my proximity to the murder capital of the world (Detroit), I'll probably buck up and get a gun one of these days.

I just get a little disturbed at some of the masturbation on here over certain weapons, is all. This crew scares me and sometimes reminds me of this guy.

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby jboogy » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:38:33

Strange , me and my son worship at the alter of bacon but the wife and daughter are vegetarian . We have strange dinners .ZombieGod , you are mistaken , there is nothing cute about Jdumars's "cat" , that is the reaper beast that ferries old peoples souls across the river Styx and into the netherworld , you would be wise not to test his patience with mortals. And I must take exception to your refering to me as one of the more violent posters in this thread , all I got is dogs , remoteness , and a popgun next to the door . Everyone else here is ready to be air-dropped into Baghdad , armaments wise.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby TheTurtle » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:39:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AlCzervik', ' ')This crew scares me and sometimes reminds me of this guy.

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:49:32

Just want to put in my two cents here as a pacifist and liberal who supports the right of individuals to own guns.


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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Angry_Chimp » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 22:50:31

A NATION OF COWARDS
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Gun control is a moral crusade against a benighted, barbaric citizenry. This is demonstrated not only by the ineffectualness of gun control in preventing crime, and by the fact that it focuses on restricting the behavior of the law-abiding rather than apprehending and punishing the guilty, but also by the execration that gun control proponents heap on gun owners and their evil instrumentality, the NRA. Gun owners are routinely portrayed as uneducated, paranoid rednecks fascinated by and prone to violence, i.e., exactly the type of person who opposes the liberal agenda and whose moral and social "re-education" is the object of liberal social policies. Typical of such bigotry is New York Gov. Mario Cuomo's famous characterization of gun-owners as "hunters who drink beer, don't vote, and lie to their wives about where they were all weekend." Similar vituperation is rained upon the NRA, characterized by Sen. Edward Kennedy as the "pusher's best friend," lampooned in political cartoons as standing for the right of children to carry firearms to school and, in general, portrayed as standing for an individual's God-given right to blow people away at will.

The stereotype is, of course, false. As criminologist and constitutional lawyer Don B. Kates, Jr. and former HCI contributor Dr. Patricia Harris have pointed out, "[s]tudies consistently show that, on the average, gun owners are better educated and have more prestigious jobs than non-owners.... Later studies show that gun owners are less likely than non-owners to approve of police brutality, violence against dissenters, etc."

Conservatives must understand that the antipathy many liberals have for gun owners arises in good measure from their statist utopianism. This habit of mind has nowhere been better explored than in The Republic. There, Plato argues that the perfectly just society is one in which an unarmed people exhibit virtue by minding their own business in the performance of their assigned functions, while the government of philosopher-kings, above the law and protected by armed guardians unquestioning in their loyalty to the state, engineers, implements, and fine-tunes the creation of that society, aided and abetted by myths that both hide and justify their totalitarian manipulation.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby HEADER_RACK » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:00:02

NOTICE:
ALL trespassers will be VIOLATED all survivors will be SHOT!!
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Olaf » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:02:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jboogy', 'O')laf that is a wicked looking helmet , is it yours or does your group share a common collection? did you have it made to your design?How much would something like that cost ?Is one of the women fighting in a subsequent photo wearing a wedding dress?Sorry if this post seems like work but you've piqued my curiosity .


That is my helmet, it is hand made by an armorer in California (his design).

http://www.westcoastarmoury.com/

New that one was $400, not the cheapest and not the most expensive. It is made to take heavy shots to the head.

I do SCA heavy rattan combat.
http://www.sca.org/chivarts.html

As for the other image and the dress, you'll have to ask the person that posted. While what I do is sort of related, not really the same as LARP.

Sorry for the derail folks...now back to home defense...:)

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:39:34

I suspect that rather than being surprised in my bed... etc...etc...

Yeah, Turtle... maybe so. Probably so.

But the topic of this thread was about being surprised while in bed. Not a scenario with one of us surprising an intruder on the stairs or in the kitchen or anywhere else.

I interpreted that to mean, 'I'm in bed, sound asleep, and someone with a handgun aimed into my groggy eyes wakes me up.' It's certainly doubtful that could happen to most of us, but that was the unlikely scenario outlined in the first posting here.

In that particular scenario there's nothing any of us could do unless you sleep nightly with a cocked, loaded, and south-pointing firearm, which I suspect few do.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Laughs_Last » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:42:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Zardoz', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '.').. bunch of keyboard toughies, all of you!

Yep.

I usually use a keyboard to beat unconscious anyone who wakes me up. Prudently, I try not to fall asleep at work. It's hard to find a good employer, especially given the reason I left all my old jobs.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:45:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'u')nless you sleep nightly with a cocked, loaded, and south-pointing firearm, which I suspect few do.

Sounds like a number of us here do just that.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Pops » Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:54:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', ' ')It's certainly doubtful that could happen to most of us, but that was the unlikely scenario outlined in the first posting here.

In that particular scenario there's nothing any of us could do unless you sleep nightly with a cocked, loaded, and south-pointing firearm, which I suspect few do.


Actually, the somewhat rural area where I came from in central CA was experiencing a spate of home invasions around 4am not long before we moved.

Not surprisingly I noticed on the news reports they hit little ranchettes with expensive cars in the drive.

Until they tried a more seasoned old-timer with a couple of dogs…

I guess the thing I am getting at AlC, is that the time to buy and learn how to use a pipe wrench is not when the faucet is spraying all over the kitchen.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Aaron » Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:07:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('worrier', 'O')n a serious note, to those that say they can respond to a situation with a gun almost instantly do they have children living with them? Do they ever have visiters staying with children? If their gun is quickly retrievable (as in not in a gun safe) and doesn't have a trigger lock on it they could end up with a dead kid. Kids can be tricky, sneaky little beggars and could end up playing with that gun. Kids also do dumb things. That equation could easily equal a dead kid.


The trick, of course, is education.

By the time mine was 9 or 10 he could shoot as well as I do. Guns hold no mystery for him at all...

After firing hundreds of rounds, it's not any more exotic than our car... which kills way more kids than guns ever have.

If ya don't teach them about dangerous tools... that can equal a dead kid.

Regardless of the tool.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Aaron » Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:10:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'u')nless you sleep nightly with a cocked, loaded, and south-pointing firearm, which I suspect few do.

Sounds like a number of us here do just that.


Anybody can "get the drop" on anyone else.

But at least in my home... ya better not miss.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Jack » Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:14:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'I')n that particular scenario there's nothing any of us could do unless you sleep nightly with a cocked, loaded, and south-pointing firearm, which I suspect few do.


That's the beauty of Glock. They're made for that kind of application. No manual safety - but still safe. 8)
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