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If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Eli » Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:59:01

Roc

If you are looking for a nice handgun check them out they are nice. They have a great build quality too. When they came out they were 300 bucks.

Then again maybe Pstar will sell you a nuke.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby jboogy » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 00:14:05

Sometimes I lock my doors , sometimes I lock some of them , sometimes I forget to lock any of them , it don't matter cause the three outside dogs know what their job is and you would have to have a death wish to try to break into a house in the middle of the woods in rural GA. after three loud barkers have been saying hello for 5 minutes . If you were crazy and rushed the house guns blazing I guess you might catch me groggy and get the drop . But sometimes I'm up pretty late and there is a loaded .22 next to the door . And my inside dog is nasty , That's why she has to stay inside.She has had a few "misunderstandings".All in all midnight visitors are not high on my list of concerns.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Jack » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 00:38:59

Glock 22, .40, Federal 165 gr, Hydroshock rounds, 15 round magazines, tritium big-dot sites.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Eli » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 00:43:50

Yup dogs are great. And Shannymarra here is what I have link
Securing weapons is a must as far as I am concerned.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 00:51:09

.... if they managed to successfully make it that far, unfortunately I would have to give them whatever they woke me up for. So would any of the rest of you. .... bunch of keyboard toughies, all of you!
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Narz » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 00:54:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('roccman', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ZombieHordeLeader', 'A')nd attacked you while you lay in bed, What weapon would you have within arms reach to defend yourself?
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby AirlinePilot » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 01:16:58

The dog is just a small little pup, but he is a great alarm. He probably wont make it, but you would not get into the house without me knowing.

You would be dead before you got to the second floor. You'd eat a whole clip from my Glock 22 loaded with hollow points. Basically the same piece of gear Jack has. If I had ANY time at all, you'd get to know my Mossberg persuader or maybe even several anti per rounds from my SOCOM 16.

If its at all possible Im gonna wait unitl you get inside, and once Ive dispatched you, Im going to use everything I can off your person, then Im gonna put your severed head on a pike out by the road for others to see how I greet intruders. :)

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby jboogy » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 01:30:12

AP , I've said this before here but let me run it by you , instead of heads on pikes just imagine headless bodies on pikes , don't you think that would make a better impression? Just wonderin'.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby worrier » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 01:54:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'w')hat you would be attacking would be a dummy under the covers. As you finished beating me senselessly you would hear an odd sound (wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank) over your shoulders.

I cracked up when I read this reply. In New Zealand "wank" is a slang term for masturbation (I think in the UK too, but not sure how widespread this slang is). I had visions of some nekkid guy "wanking" at the intruder with a wicked gleam in his eye. It truly would be an odd sound. Hee hee.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby aflatoxin » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 02:01:59

Chances are that you would assume that I was already dead. Then you would go-a-lootin.

At that point, one of my "little surprises" might kill you, and wake my deaf blind-drunk ass up.

At that point, I might kill you a second time for good measure. Or, feed (whats left of) you to the dog.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby jboogy » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 03:05:17

Flashing back to pulp fiction , the scene with Zed and the gimp in the pawn shop cellar . That was almost as twisted as what was congealing and festering in your brain Pstarr , well done!
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Ayoob » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 03:07:57

I have a Mossberg 500a nickel satin finish 18.5" 12-gauge shotty loaded with five rounds of Benelli 00 buckshot. There's another guy that posts to this forum that had those exact five shells in his hand. Thank you to him, you know who you are.

A fan fell out of the window in the kitchen a couple months ago and shocked me out of sleep, and I was standing in the doorway to my bedroom in about two seconds with the barrel aimed downrange at about chest height.

It's leaned up against the corner of the room to my left as I lay in the bed in the zippered case with the zipper halfway down. Safety on, round not in the chamber.

It was right around two seconds from the sound of the crash, I think. I stood there in the silence with the barrel pointed into an empty room and I'm surprised I didn't wake up the neighbors with the sound of my heart pounding.

And I'm not a tough guy. If I was, I wouldn't need the shotty. I am, however, a ridiculously good shot with it. I've practiced with it for years.

The last thing I want to do is to shoot somebody, though. I have another plan. First, I lock my doors at night with two locks. Second, I'm coming up with a list of things I can do to further secure my doors and windows in ways that would be obvious from the outside. I'm doing thieves a favor by sending them into somebody else's house where they're not going to get shot at. It's the kinder, gentler way.

In my old neighborhood, which was pretty scary, I used to keep a Glock midsize 9mm on my desk, a .38 snubby in an in-waistband holster in the small of my back, the shotgun in the closet in the bedroom, and that's pretty much it. I kept the .38 on me at all times, because it was a really shitty neighborhood.

Now, I don't have a handgun in reach at all. My neighborhood is like Mayberry. The likelihood of random violence is pretty laughable.

Possible, but VERY unlikely. I don't worry so much anymore. These days I go weeks at a time without carrying a gun with me. I used to carry one with me every single time I walked out the door. Keys, sunglasses, wallet, gun, change, pen, clipboard, boots, and out the door.

Not anymore.

Do yourself a favor and find somebody else's house to break into. I don't have anything you want anyway.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby TommyJefferson » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 07:14:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 't')hen I pleasure myself on your corpse. ha ha ha

You Caliberal perv! I was going to say that! :-D This summer a transient in a motel parking lot tried to intimidate me into giving him some money. Had it been at night I would have broken his ankles and taken whatever drugs and money he had.

There were people around so I just yelled at him and started demanding money from him until he ran away scared.

If someone breaks into your house, you own them. It's a great opportunity for fun and profit.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Cloud9 » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 07:30:20

I live in south Florida. That should say it all right there. If it doesn't, here it is: It depends on what room I am in as to whether your funeral will be an open or closed coffin.
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Lore » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 08:14:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lore', 'W')hat if I ignite a fart in your direction, nothing, and I mean nothing can survive that methane blast. True, many thousands of innocent people will be hurt, but we are talking about personal survival here, right?
You shouldn't joke around about collateral exploding fart damage. Have you seen the photos of little children missing fingers and toes, after a chili and beer fest? Likely not....

You're way too serious!
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 09:33:38

I would not have a weapon. I don't need a weapon. I am the weapon
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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Chuckmak » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 09:49:25

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Re: If I broke into your home in the middle of the night

Unread postby Chuckmak » Wed 26 Sep 2007, 09:51:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('roccman', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', 'I') have an alarm that I set every night. I doubt anyone would hang around with that thing going off and if someone did then they would be greeted with the business end of a riot shotgun. That or a Springfield Xd 45, one hell of a handgun if you have the means do get one.
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