by PenultimateManStanding » Sat 01 Jan 2005, 03:10:13
Tonight at the Italian restaraunt where I work a big guy came in from the bar nextdoor to order a calzone. He was really loaded and couldn't drive home. I took him home which wasn't too far away. We chatted while on the way. I asked him "What do you do for a living?" He said "Elegtrical Engineer, hic" He proceeded to tell me how his company made a part for another company that makes turbine engines, that the account was very important for his company and how he worked this account. Then he said, "Ahm the head shuk-ass. Wenever they needa somebody too shuk-ass or kishdik, Ahm the one!" I changed the topic and asked him if any of the engineers talked about peak oil. He said "Whassat?" I told him and he said, "nope, never herdovit" But just a little bit later he looked at me like a light bulb went off in his head and said, "LNG! yeah LNG, thass real big! They use the turbines in Texas and Baja to compress gas! Thersa a lot of that! We put those in." I told him, sure because we're starting to run out and we need it for the new gas fired electrical power plants. He said "nah, nah ,nah!" I said, "really, just afew years ago LNG was small potatos!" He winked at me and gave me a confidential look and said, "We jus gonna use theirs up firsht! Save ours for later!" Then he got out, banged on the roof of my car and said "Habby New Year!"