[sysfce2]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', 'Y')ou don't know squat...

[kabu]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', 'H')ow old are all of you that are having all of the Anus problems

[smallpoxgirl]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'T')his has me thinking. What was Christ up to when he proposed, "Let ye be fissures of men"?

[threadbear]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'T')his has me thinking. What was Christ up to when he proposed, "Let ye be fissures of men"?

[Troyboy1208]

Can anal fissures result from anal sex? Didnt see that mentioned in the link

[Ayame]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Troyboy1208', 'C')an anal fissures result from anal sex? Didnt see that mentioned in the link

[Madpaddy]

Ayame wrote,
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') heard that the spincter muscles can become streched and wear out and then poop can leak through.

[Kingcoal]

I think that pinworms are much more common than generally thought to be. If you have a job where you travel a lot, you've probably been exposed to a lot of parasites. I had pinworms that went undiagnosed for years. I would get rid of them, only to be re- infected, all without knowing what the problem was. I had all the symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome, all the symptoms you guys are talking about. Once diagnosed properly, they are very easy to eradicate.

So if you travel a lot, eat lots of garlic and fiber. Garlic is a natural antiseptic and I found that it works well against worms. Coconut oil is also a natural antiseptic and tends to work on things garlic doesn't. Tea is also a natural antiseptic and in my case, literally stopped tooth decay in my mouth. When I started drinking lots of tea about 15 years ago, my dentist was shocked. My normal, high level of tooth decay and gum recession literally stopped. I haven’t had any dental work other than cleanings in the last 10 years.

I'm 44, not exactly skinny, and I have a very healthy heart and am generally healthy (other than my weight.) I drink about 4 cups of tea a day and cook with either coconut oil or olive oil and I eat lots of fresh garlic. I still travel a lot but have no problems anymore. I wouldn't waste your money on those "colon cleanse" products. If you have problems with your bowels, the problem is probably parasites or an overgrowth of normally helpful bacteria. I would go to your doctor though because colon cancer is a very common type of cancer.

Poop is not trapped in people. I know that with pinworms, it feels that way though.


Gross video of pinworm infection

[Rob_0126]

Welp, Im on the colon cleanse. Ill give it a shot and see what happens.

[I_Like_Plants]

OMG that video!

But, having been a kid, I know the pinworm routine. The thing is, you can tell when you have them, they'll occsasionally do the lemming thing and venture.... outside..... result - you get to see their dance moves on your toilet paper. I think you can get worm pills over the counter now. They're extremely contagious among kids, and I think hard to get rid of only if you're immune system is weak. The guy who "couldn't get rid of them" either had a very weak immune system or chances are, was near a source of them and kept re-catching them.

They're one of those things like head lice..... everyone gets 'em.

Colon cleansing is pure quack science though, really.

[Narz]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'C')olon cleansing is pure quack science though, really.

[I_Like_Plants]

BECAUSE THE COLON IS ALREADY CLEAN, DAMMIT.

Damn I'm getting tired of some of the quack science/medicine on here!

The colon sloughs off its skin layer all the time, it's like the inside of the mouth, it's very quick-regenerating, constantly-replacing, cells. It flushes stuff down with its mucus and cilia. Sheesh! How could it absorb stuff from foof if there was a layer of old shit in there? It doesn't happen. OK?

SHEESH!!!!!

[Troyboy1208]

It is so good to see this thread is still alive! Poop has been resurrected!

[Rob_0126]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'B')ECAUSE THE COLON IS ALREADY CLEAN, DAMMIT.

Damn I'm getting tired of some of the quack science/medicine on here!

The colon sloughs off its skin layer all the time, it's like the inside of the mouth, it's very quick-regenerating, constantly-replacing, cells. It flushes stuff down with its mucus and cilia. Sheesh! How could it absorb stuff from foof if there was a layer of old shit in there? It doesn't happen. OK?

SHEESH!!!!!

[Narz]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'B')ECAUSE THE COLON IS ALREADY CLEAN, DAMMIT.

[lateralus]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Narz', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'B')ECAUSE THE COLON IS ALREADY CLEAN, DAMMIT.

[I_Like_Plants]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Narz', '
')So how do you explain people who go on a juice fast and/or take some kind of herbal binding agent and sh!t out a helluvalot more bulk than they take in?

[Narz]

Juice doesn't have much fiber in it, that's why it's juice. The fiber is in the little catch bucket next to the juicer.

[I_Like_Plants]

Shannymara - thanks for the useful poop page!

One thing though: Hemhorroids are not veins, they're pads, that inflate with blood to protect the anus while a poop is coming out, they normally deflate afterward and no problem. Sometimes they develop trouble springing back, and you get hemhorroids. There's a web site called "embarrassing problems" or something that, that talks about stuff like that, it's a useful site also. If you're American, chances are you have hemhorroids, whether you admit it or not. Remedies are cleanliness, salves, regular habits, and a well-trained, well-executed, regular poop habit. That first cuppa coffee in the morning, or even a large glass of water first thing, will get things moving. I know this because I have the things! I think I got 'em because of less than optimum access to toilet so a lot of holding in of poop, more people than toilets you know, not enough to eat which anyone will tell you will constipate you, then getting into electronics which had me sitting more than I'd ever done in my life, and finally some weight gain and alcohol use, which sure don't help (I'm slowly losing weight and no longer drink).

There are all kinds of nifty medical sites aimed at doctors that will explain the mechanics of the asshole and various ways to overhaul it, but I find it significant that the sites recommend management before surgery. I also find it significant that an OLD friend of my sister's said he had 'em, and got rid of them by not sitting so much, and losing weight. So they don't have to get worse with age.

Other than electrolyte loss, which regularly kills off a few athletes and other "must make weight" types yearly, there's nothing wrong with a good clean-out if it makes you feel good. Cats eat grass, people go on juice fasts, why not? But no, there's no layer of decades-old poop inside of people, ok?

[I_Like_Plants]

Dang it Narz, if the juice is cloudy there's fine or "soluble" fiber in it.