[emailking]

I don't have a problem with the thread. I have never understood why most people have such an aversion to the topic of shit when they do it everyday.

[MD]

It sticks all in it's own, is all. Like MP's "goo poo".
Shit doesn't stink, to me.
Except the hog farms...now that's some stinky action there.

[manu]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', 'I') just want to say that I'm really pissed that FF waited until after the wingnut of the year award nominations were over to post this, cause this is way nuttier than most of Lorenzo's swastica posts.

I've personally seen inside at least 100 colons. I have yet to see a single worm, a fungus ball or any mucus ropes. These colon cleanse products are utter garbage. If you're believing that stupid garbage, you deserve to be seperated from your money. Shoot esspresso up your butt if you really feel compelled, but for god's sake don't pay good money for this histrionics.

[Rambo]

This thread is full of shit.

By the way that thing with the worms freaked me out for days it was worse then finding out about peak oil.

[seahorse2]

Smallpox,

In your expert medical opinion, and within a reasonably degree of medical certainty, does the picture of the "mucus rope" accurately depict a picture of the dead gerbal excised from Richard Gere's colon?



Urban legends

[emailking]

I've pretty much concluded at this point that the impacted crap and fungus strings don't exist. There's far more evidence against than there is for. FF could be lying I suppose but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is a special case or that the product itself causes the condition. Worms obviously can exist in the intestinal tract, but this is pretty rare to find in the first world.

[Ayame]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emailking', 'W')orms obviously can exist in the intestinal tract, but this is pretty rare to find in the first world.

[sysfce2]

I won't post to keep this thread alive.
I won't post to keep this thread alive.
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... Oh crap!

[emailking]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ayame', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emailking', 'W')orms obviously can exist in the intestinal tract, but this is pretty rare to find in the first world.

[Troyboy1208]

so by wiping your own ass with your hands, not washing, and that infects you with worms? How is that possible? Unless you are REinfecting yourself

[emailking]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Troyboy1208', 's')o by wiping your own ass with your hands, not washing, and that infects you with worms? How is that possible? Unless you are REinfecting yourself

[smallpoxgirl]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seahorse2', 'I')n your expert medical opinion, and within a reasonably degree of medical certainty, does the picture of the "mucus rope" accurately depict a picture of the dead gerbal excised from Richard Gere's colon?

[edpeak]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')mallpox girl wrote:
Ayame wrote:$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '
')Go to a nursery or playgroup, approx. 40% of the little darlings will have worms due to doing cute little kiddie things such as eating off the floor and using their hands to wipe their asses.

[edpeak]

Troyboy1208 wrote:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '
')I became a vegetarian in 2000 mainly because i was overweight, cholesteral was high and my brother made me do it. I still am a vegetarian and in the Poo department I go 2-4 times a day. One really cool thing to test your digestive efficiency: Eat a can of corn and count the hours till it comes out. For me the record was 16. The longest was 24. It should take 18-24 hours to poo out a meal. Depending on what you eat of course. My cholesteral is 185 and I lost 35 pounds and noticed i can see abdominal muscles. As many other posters have stated the key is fiber and the best source of that is fruits and vegetables. My poo also smells better when i dropped my carnivoric tendencies.

[manu]

Sounds like they have irritable bowl syndrome, which can be treated with ayurvedic herbs.

[smallpoxgirl]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('edpeak', 'S')orry to break this to you but..

[threadbear]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('edpeak', 'S')orry to break this to you but..

[emailking]

I'm still waiting to hear the latest update from the poster who was trying the formula...forget who exactly. Last we heard he had a bad case of the shits but fungus strings or poop spheres yet.

[max_power29]

I still remember having pinworms as a small child. It is one of my earliest memories. IT WAS HORRIBLE! The itching and tickling squirming of the worms was unbearable. They are the most active at night so you can't get any sleep either. The most sanitary germophobes would not be able to resist sticking their fingers up their asses to scractch them and scratching does not relieve the itching/tickling at all. I was on the brink of insanity until my mom got me some pills that basically instantly killed them as soon as I took them. I can not imagine not having access to those pills. I would rather kill myself than have pinworms for life and I am NOT exaggerating at all. Imagine it like being stuck naked in a room full of a swarm of starving mosquitos; and the mosquitos have access to the inside of your anus as well. There is not a chance in hell you could have these worms and not know it.

My cousins were filfthy. Its likeley I caught it from them. I know for sure my brothers and I caught lice from them. Lice were torture also, but nothing compared to the pinworms.

I hope post peak their are some natural/herbal cures for worms and lice!

[emailking]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('max_power29', ' ')I can not imagine not having access to those pills. I would rather kill myself than have pinworms for life and I am NOT exaggerating at all.