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Tech job - huge company - 60k+ serious benefits etc etc blah.
Hired on and maybe a year later a new boss came on the scene.
A "genius" some said and after getting to know him I agree yes he was very intelligent and then one day.....
"Today I am going to train you on "something" - let's drive in my company car and go to the place where we do this "something" and I will walk you through it"
"In a few months I will schedule a class for your certification"
We received high level training and a cert for just about everything the company required or else we could refuse to do the work.
So I was pegged as the next "smart dumbass" who would be willing to do the work without the training for now and then later on would receive my training.......heheh
This mofo drives to his house saying he has a computer and a speaker phone in his home office and that we could do some preliminary testing remotely.
We get inside and he turns to me and says "do you get high?".
Doh! I am thinking "do I look like a stoner??" and "everyone else always thinks I am a cop! wtf?"
I reply " uhm yes I smoke da reefer sometimes" and he looks at me kinda dissapointed and says "No...... DO YOU GET HIGH?" I replied with a half smile "what are you talking about exactly?" and he proceeds to break out a crack pipe and one of the biggest piles of coke I have ever seen.
"No do you smoke base?"
Freebase, crack, cocaine - its all the same to me.
I declined - it was cool - he fired up right in front of me - he then proceeded to "train" me in that "something" (kinda technical and revealing) and nothing much ever became of it besides the let down I felt knowing that my new supervisor was a crack head.
I never went to that class, never received my certification even though I proceeded to do the work flawlessly for the next year or so.
Just one small example - been so many places and worked for so many high level exec types I could write several books on the subject.
If he was only a pot head I bet I would have my damn certificate!!!
I like certificates - they look pretty on the wall and impressive in job interviews hah
On my applications where it says Positioned Desired I put "Is the boss position filled?" and on the part that says Desired Pay I put the symbol for infinity

It is easier to enslave a people that wish to remain free then it is to free a people who wish to remain enslaved.