by BlisteredWhippet » Fri 29 Dec 2006, 03:37:30
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')These guys need to get some fresh air and produce something(other then testosterone)! Can I run my car on testosterone?
You know what your problem is? You don't know your audience.
Most of (us) are men. Not women. We say we like your breasts, so you decide to change the format from your trailer (long shots frolicking in the water and so forth). Then you use power tools and construct something... an experience most women do not want to have in the first place, so you've missed the selling point from the get-go. First, women have to be sold on the idea before they lift one finger to do anything truly constructive. For you to come along and present yourself as an ideal, for other women to emulate, is a worthy goal. But the fact is, with only yourself to sell this concept, it doesn't seem interesting. Men are more likely to watch your show as is, as long as you (yes) show skin. Why else would we watch it? Bob Vila can do the same stuff you do, faster and more accurately. All you have on Bob is tits. If you care about transforming the public in an immediate and direct way, go ahead and take your clothes off. If your vanity is more important than being effective, your show will never attract serious viewership anyway. So be more "Madonna" and less "Old lady that talks about sex on Oxygen".
Your car was
built by testosterone. So were the roads, the filling stations, and just about everything else! So if you want to reach that demographic and are serious about making a real change in society, reach out to the people who are already
willing to go to the hardware store and/or build/landscape something. Otherwise, you'll have to sell the idea to women. In that case, you'll have to present yourself as an attractive option to
them. For this to work, the best format is one where you look classy (think Oprah) and feature lots of underlings (the testosterone monkeys) to do your bidding (think "empress" Martha Stewart, not "old biddy/ex-con" Martha Stewart.) Then, you'll have women clamoring to emulate and mimic what you do, and (surprise!) things will actually get done, because thats the way things actually
work.
So strut your stuff but don't under any circumstances wear a sweater (old Martha)... unless you just made it or something.
Otherwise, if you want to go middle of the road and try being a success at penetrating the TV market, you should simply emulate an "Extreme Makeover" format mixed with, say, MTV2 series development attitude. Lots of young people- because, lets face it, the 40-up aren't going to change or do anything and those that will will just as eagerly watch the youth-oriented show. Designing a show with them in mind is going to make your show totally irrelevant to the youth (which DO have the required energy and intensity and ability to be creative.)
Lets not go about reinventing the wheel of social programming through television. Going at this idea punch-drunk is a surefire way to make sure your video concept gets hijacked by competitors, or just relegated to Google/AOL video anonymity watched only by internet junkies. That or (shudder) public access.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FilmShack', 't')his just illustrates how hard it is to get the attention of the corporates and how important it is for them to crush the message, even when it is completely sugar coated for mainstream america. Oh well, you can bring a horse to water, but you can't make'em drink.
All bummed out--Patti
Take your clothes off, put it on Google Vids, you'll get a small following for sure. Hold up, I didn't mean nude. I meant sexy. That means don't ever wear bulky sweaters. Take sexy shots. Leave your arms exposed. Smile a lot, seduce the camera. The message to men has to be: "If you can make this happen, your (wife/girlfriend/sister*) will praise you, show you their titties, and spend time outside getting exercise and having sexy, sexy fun, getting all wet and dirty, raising and eating chickens and aquarium food, and eat a nice meal, as a prelude to a night of passion." After which, men might actually do some of this stuff and/or be willing to at least bankroll their (Wives/girlfriends/sisters*).
No kidding. Otherwise, WE WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU. Sorry, just the way it is. Certain things work to mass effect on TV, and some don't. Watering down your concept to fit the expectations of Israeli fundamentalist Rabbis or narcissistic old people is, frankly speaking, idiotic. Those people will end up watching the derivatives of your show on other syndicated shows, after they've been "sanitized" for the smaller niche market they represent. You either want to do the BIG YOUNG SEXY concept derivative and prepare to own the demographic or capitalize one of the smaller demographics and downgrade your expectations. It might just suit you, to do the "old person's" show, I don't know. Certainly careers could be made. But (Yawn!) BOOORING, know what I mean.
And expect Oprah & Martha, your direct competitors, will beat you to the concept and capitalize quickly. Roundup and Biotech giants will take your show, sexify it, and rehash with their products it in Xtreme Makeover style featuring sexy appeal and their products.
You gotta be realer than real. You have to make them look like the chumps, the followers, the imitators.
You've gotta ride the mythical line between slut and goddess to be a real video star. Western standards of televised entertainment demand it.