[evilmonkeyspanker]

http://www.mensa.org/workout2.php


Here is a fun quick test. Won't tell you your actual IQ, but if it takes you longer that 25 minutes your probably retarded. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

[PenultimateManStanding]

This is another second-time-around thread. Can anything be more fatuous that posting your "IQ" on an internet posting froum? I foolishly posted "mine" the last time around, which was based on a high school psychology class test. My "IQ" was tested in grade school and my parents never told me the results, or my brothers' either. Smart move, but I suspect the reason they didn't was because children shouldn't be told such things, perhaps they thought the kids would blab it and incur the wrath of the neighbors parents. Sporting prowess is celebrated, innate genetic intelligence is best left to fields of accomplishment as well. Wanna prove you are smart? Solve the energy problem.

[The_Toecutter]

I could not re-arrange insatiable into another word.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')mart move, but I suspect the reason they didn't was because children shouldn't be told such things, perhaps they thought the kids would blab it and incur the wrath of the neighbors parents.

[evilmonkeyspanker]

OK, I will solved the energy problem

My Solution is soylent green

[PenultimateManStanding]

Really good with music? fine, write it! Really good with interpersonal relations? fine, relate away! Really good with intrapersonal relations? fine, be a guru! Really good with machines? fine, we could use a fusion reactor. etc. "IQ" should be swept into the dustbin of history.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('evilmonkeyspanker', 'O')K, I will solved the energy problem

My Solution is soylent green

[The_Toecutter]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'R')eally good with music? fine, write it! Really good with interpersonal relations? fine, relate away! Really good with intrapersonal relations? fine, be a guru! Really good with machines? fine, we could use a fusion reactor. etc. "IQ" should be swept into the dustbin of history.

[smallpoxgirl]

With all these brain children here, I'm shocked that none of you know that IQ is a meaningless concept in adults.

IQ stands for intelligence quotient. It is defined as your mental age divided by your physical age. Saying that a 10 y/o has the mind of an 8 y/o (i.e. has an IQ of 80) makes perfect sense. Saying a 30 y/o has the mind of a 24 y/o is just moronic. There is a no scientifically valid IQ test for adults, nor any conceptually meaningful idea of what an IQ means in an adult. Adults specialize into learning areas. Ask Stephen Hawkings about Egyptian Anthropology and you'll probably conclude he's a dolt. To IQ test adults you would have to have a specific test built around that individual person's area of sub-specialization.

Unless you're all children, you don't have an IQ.

[The_Toecutter]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')aying a 30 y/o has the mind of a 24 y/o is just moronic.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '
')Unless you're all children, you don't have an IQ.

[smallpoxgirl]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('The_Toecutter', 'S')o for an adult to have a mental age of 20(regardless of their chronological age, as 16 is the highest these tests count), they'd have an IQ of 125. An adult with an IQ of 100, being normal, will have a mental age of 16, no matter whether they are 30 years old or whatever.

[PenultimateManStanding]

Adults have better measurements. The subtle tests of anger and resentment and how people react to them.

[PenultimateManStanding]

gender insecurity: boy: will she let me have sex with her? girl: can I attract a boy? permutations: endless.

[The_Toecutter]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')dults do not have IQ's. Children have IQ's. It is a child development test. Adults have PhDs or Nobel prizes. They get elected mayor or they become the school janitor. Adult intelligence is not measured in IQ by anyone except for MENSA morons that don't understand the test.

[JustinFrankl]

I couldn't rearrange "insatiable", either. I got as close as "t-lesbiania", which I decided was a dopamine-like neurotransmitter that makes women more friendly with each other.

[Dreamtwister]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', 'T')he tests are great at seperating the 80's from the 120's.

[AgentR]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', 'T')he tests are great at seperating the 80's from the 120's.

[threadbear]

I wonder what peak oiler's HQ's, or Honesty Quotients are. Bearing in mind that penis length and IQ are inversely proportional, tell us again what your IQ is.

How about HQ for Humility Quotient? Now there's a good one. Try bragging about that, and you'll score low on the UPQ (understanding paradox quotient)
.

It's weird how IQ is measured. As if a child with an IQ of 180, for example, is twice as "smart" as a child with an IQ of 90.

Humans are only fractionally more aware than border collies, and the real difference between 90 and 180, in the grand scheme of things, shouldn't amount to more than 10 points, if it must be measured.

We are all delightfully retarded.